Emojidrome

Wow! Is that guy levitating? What the hell! Andi and Ryan approach the "Man in Suit Levitating" emoji with caution this week. Which of these black-clad boys is a government agent, and which is just really thrilled about Reel Big Fish? How many are down to pick it up, and who among them is Scully's coworker? Stay tuned for Ryan's nasty salad, Redwall and Artemis Fowl, extremely tiny men in business suits, The Most Jacked Emoji Ever, Andi's Frasier karaoke, Ryan's excessive shittalking, and more! This is the episode David Duchovny didn't want you to hear.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/man-in-business-suit-levitating/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Quack! This week, we come face-to-bill with the "Duck" emoji! Which of these magnificent mallards is most powerful? Which is the most wholesome? And which, unfortunately, is the most likely to be a cannibal? Stay tuned for TV jingles, the all-important "Duck Neck Angle," John Leguizamo as the ideal man, Super Bird RPG, the hottest duck toy of the '90s, the "Send Emojidrome An Email Challenge," and more! Quack.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/duck/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

This week, we've got important information you won't get from any other podcast. You ready? Okay. Here's the deal: you CANNOT fuck on a Casper mattress.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/sleeping-accommodation/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Another year, another round of prototype emoji! Andi and Ryan discuss the upcoming round of 2019 emoji in an episode Ryan's notes describe only as "absolutely off the shits." Which new emoji contains the most fucked up hand, and which will be used for the most evil? How many more food emoji are there going to be, and which new animal is the cutest? Stay tuned for Z-grade political humor, Halo Dick, the Oompa Loompa emoji song, bad high school theater programs, the Seven Deadly Emoji Sins, and more!Follow along here: https://blog.emojipedia.org/230-new-emojis-in-final-list-for-2019/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

This week, Emojidrome commemorates a momentous event in human history - the release of Kingdom Hearts III! And, also, our one year anniversary! We celebrate by cutting into the "Birthday Cake" emoji to find out which baked good rises up and which falls flat. Which of these cakes is most worthy of our birthday, and which is an all-around disappointment? Do any of these desserts maintain proper moisture levels, and which ones aren't cakes at all? Stay tuned for our version of Kingdom Hearts, finding secret tomatoes, a throwback to Angelfire, creating Sonic OCs, Ryan's campaign against teeth, and of course, gnomes. You're gonna wanna watch out for gnomes.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/birthday-cake/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Holy habanero! This week Andi & Ryan take a bite of the "Hot Pepper" emoji, with plenty of spicy takes to match! Which of these red devils is a particularly spicy dish, and which one is just an eggplant in disguise? Which is the best new logo for a popular suburban eatery, and what's the best method for determining spice level? Stay tuned for #CircusTalk with Johannes the Clown and Big Mike, the three rules of podcasting, judging pepper CBT, dipping into the Rascal Flatts fandom, extreme burger shittalk, new breeds of pepper, and of course........White Yoda. You'll need some milk for this one.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/hot-pepper/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

This 2019, tune into "Talkin' Shit with Big Dog and Boo Boo in the Morning" to get the scoop on the most heinous of heinous emoji: the "Pile of Poo!" Which of these dog dirt dudes is the cutest, and which ones simply don't make us claw our eyes out? Which is the protagonist of a children's adventure game, and why do so many look like Donkey Kong? Stay tuned for rap battles, new additions to the Kong family, evil turds, vacuum foley effects, "Poopoo Pete and the 3rd Shooter," HTC's many meanings, "vanish me poopum," and more! We're sorry about this one.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/pile-of-poo/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Brr! It's cold out there! Wouldn't you rather come inside and hear tell of the new "Cold Face" emoji? Which of these fresh frozen faces is a strong start, and which will eventually blossom into a frostbitten butterfly? How many of these fellows are covered in frosty toothpaste, and how many are rocking some righteous snow hair? Stay tuned for a meme PSA, Andi's Kingdom Hearts takeover, a podcast intermission, the Austin Powers Japanese film brochure, Jolly Doom, the debut of Ryan and Cranston, and more! WARNING: emoji may contain meat.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/freezing-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

This holiday season, Emojidrome invites you to gather 'round the fire and discuss the "Santa Claus" emoji! Which of these jolly old men would snap like a twig in the hands of Tim Allen, and which one would give the dreaded Tool Man a run for his money? How high do these fellows rank on the Jollyometer, and how deep does the Christmas lore go? Stay tuned for the cult of Big Tex, Paul Butter, hairy kneecaps, a deep dive on Tim Allen's "The Santa Clause," killing Rumpelstiltskin, and more! This year, we've left a circus of nightmares beneath your tree.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/father-christmas/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

This week, Andi and Ryan dive into the deep blue sea to splash with the "Shark" emoji! Which of these sleek swimmers will break the surface, and which one will sink into the depths? How many of these emoji are actually sharks, and which ones are secretly dophins? Stay tuned for Mariya Takeuchi karaoke, our foray into designer fashions, an in-depth look at the Scooby-Doo cinematic universe, Emojidrome's laser agenda, Caillou the Kaiju, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/shark/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

The "Siskel and Ebert of iPhones" return to talk turkey on the brand spankin' new "Woozy Face" emoji! Andi and Ryan immediately go head to head: which woozy wreck is least horny, and which one represents......a carnal act? Why are so many of these 'moji pieces of modern art, and how long can we keep this train on the rails? Stay tuned for the Mystic Moji, an overview of our societal obligation to "Master of Disguise," Ryan's attempt at avoiding a horny phrase, a George W. Bush kick, Thanos's purple thang, a further discussion of No Nut November, and more! WAS George Bush turtley enough to get into the Turtle Club?Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/face-with-uneven-eyes-and-wavy-mouth/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

This week, Andi and Ryan cover the humble "Bug" emoji. Which of these creepy crawlers would make a good roommate, and which would Andi kill on sight? How many character voices can Andi muster, and why does Ryan want to bang a bug? Stay tuned for Mario impressions, Andi's "No Nut" lifestyle, our new segment "Describe The Vibe," which celebrities are full of bugs, Fat Dog Mendoza discussion, and......the JFK assassination? This one gets weird......but don't bug out.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/bug/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

It might be November, but Andi and Ryan are knocking out the Halloween season with one last go at these gorgeous "Jack-O-Lantern" gourds! Which of these passionate pumpkins would keep kids off a lawn, and which among them will make a nice head? Be careful with these orange ornaments, though - dropping one might have unintended consequences. Stay tuned for Count Ryanula, Andi's recapitation plan, Gourdon the Halloween devil, the Headless Horseman's teenage years, Man Door Hand Hook Car Door's journey to rehabilitation, and more! Keep those Tootsie Pops close at hand for this one.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/jack-o-lantern/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Rise from your grave and get ready to groove, it's time for the "Zombie" emoji! Andi and Ryan set out to slay a legion of green, grey, and off-blue fiends - which of these gooey groaners is most grim, and which just looks like a sick dude? How many of these reanimated rabble-rousers is out for blood, and which one is out to slide into your DMs? Stay tuned for Andi's cough, slime modifications, the hatching of Dr. Phil, the Millenial Dark Universe, Kevin Keven, Ryan's most hated emoji, and more! It's a real thriller.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/zombie/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Boo! Is that a ghost? No, but it's an episode on the "Ghost" emoji! Join Andi and Ryan in discussing which of these enthusiastic ectoplasms is the scream of the crop. Who among them is a marshmallow friend, and who's a stone cold tongue pervert? Stay tuned to get drazy for Donkey Kong, hear about Slimer's ass, workshop Andi's new OC, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/ghost/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

It's Halloween season, which means Andi and Ryan are diving into all manner of spooky emoji, beginning with the "Vampire"! Which Drac means business, and which is out for a good time? Who among them would rather slurp a Capri Sun than blood, and who's going to shake you down for hamburger money? Stay tuned for Mandracula, creating our shark furry dullahan vampire OC, cutting a promo on perverts, the world's most heated Urkel debate, the life and times of Ben Franklin, and more! Listen with a bowl of peeled grapes for full effect.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/vampire/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

How do you feel about reptile hands? Whether you love them or hate them, join Andi and Ryan in sussing out the scaly selections of the "Crocodile" emoji! Which of these mean green machines is going on a safari adventure, and which one could kill with looks alone? Who among this prehistoric population is appearing in deodorant ads, and who's secretly an alien? Stay tuned for James Bond pitches, Pauly Shore's dramatic turn, Emojidrome horoscopes, Ryan's big apology, the ice skating conspiracy, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/crocodile/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

For our 30th episode, we tread where few mortals dare to venture. Prepare yourself to enter......the International House of Pancakes.(WARNING! This was recorded on a phone. Adjust your sound quality expectations accordingly.)iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Austin Powers in Goldmember is a 2002 American spy action comedy film. It is the third film of the Austin Powers series, starring Mike Myers in the title role. The film was directed by Jay Roach, and co-written by Mike Myers and Michael McCullers. Myers also plays the roles of Dr. Evil, Goldmember, and Fat Bastard. The movie co-stars Beyoncé in her theatrical film debut, as well as Robert Wagner, Seth Green, Michael York, Verne Troyer, Michael Caine, Mindy Sterling and Fred Savage. There are a number of cameo appearances including Steven Spielberg, Kevin Spacey, Britney Spears, Quincy Jones, Tom Cruise, Danny DeVito, Katie Couric, Gwyneth Paltrow, John Travolta, Nathan Lane, and The Osbournes.Goldmember is a loose parody of the James Bond films Goldfinger and You Only Live Twice, also incorporating elements of The Spy Who Loved Me, Live and Let Die, The Man with the Golden Gun and GoldenEye. The film grossed $296.6 million at the box office internationally.iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrom

It's Emojidrome's first ever live episode, and we're taking on one of the most unfortunate emoji: the "Shushing Face." How many of these emoji are tolerable to look at, and how many are just perverts? Which of these finger-flaunting fellows can slurp down some 'dogs, and which are on trial for murder? Stay tuned for Old Uncle Unicode, the tiniest lips in the West, going nuts for Joey Chestnut, Night at the Museum's existential horror, Kevin James analysis, and The Emoji Movie VR Experience. Remember: if the glove fits the emoji, you must acquit the emoji.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/face-with-finger-covering-closed-lips/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).