Emojidrome

This week on Emojidrome, Andi and Ryan plead for your forgiveness. It's all about the "Pleading Face" emoji, and things get real stupid real fast. Which of these emoji is begging for a fwee hot dog, and which is begging for God's mercy? How many of them have edible eyes, and who among them harbors a secret evil? Stay tuned for jabwonis, Candy Corn Eyes, Brian Griffin tattoos, cannibal Boss Baby, the final word on Scooby-Doo smoking weed, and more! As Ryan calls it, this is "a real box of nasty."Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/face-with-pleading-eyes/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

This week, we discuss the potentially perverse "See-No-Evil Monkey!" Which of these primates is bad at flirting, and which is genuinely scared? Who amongst them starred in Rocky Horror, and who belongs in an anime? Ask yourself these questions, and then ask if you can really trust your ears.........because nothing can prepare you for "Andi's Trick."Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/see-no-evil-monkey/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Andi and Ryan return to go deep inside the bee hole with the "Honeybee" emoji! Which of these bees is a round friend, and which aren't bees at all? More importantly, do these bees REALLY enjoy the musical stylings of Queen? Stay tuned for beesploitation, an Applebee's assessment, "Bad Insect," private reserve condiments, "going inside of Tron," and absolutely zero discussion about Bee Movie. Aren't you tired of being nice?Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/honeybee/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Francisco Goya. H.R. Giger. Zdzis?aw Beksi?ski. Richard Serra. Michael Cera. A boat. Vanilla Ice. IKEA meatballs. Earbud injuries. What do all these have in common? Well, the "Hole" emoji, apparently. How? We aren't sure, but we'll still push ourselves to the limit to find out. It's Andi and Ryan versus the "Hole," and they're bringing you down with them. Get ready to get weird.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/hole/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Embrace your inner Carrie Bradshaw and join us for a discussion of the "Tropical Drink" emoji! Which of these drinks is served at the finest tiki bar, and which one makes a killer compliment to a balanced breakfast? Are they filled with orange juice.........or piss? Stay tuned for "Cats" discussion, Emojidrome's wild week, drinking too much milk, tapioca errors, pulling a JK Rowling, putting a lime on it, Sonic's favorite drink, and more! Are you SURE that one's a snifter?Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/tropical-drink/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

What crawls, climbs, has scaly skin, and eats bugs? It's not our hosts, it's the "Lizard" emoji! Which of these green fellows belongs on an energy drink, and which one is decorating the side of a sick ride? Who among them belongs in the Rainforest Cafe, and which one has developed a taste for human flesh? Stay tuned for the death of Erin Esurance, bad musician impressions, the Jesktop Jester, a returning debate about Scooby-Doo and weed, the absolute chaos of "Yoda animals," and more! Become an insect, I must.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/lizard/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

This week, Andi (Tonka Dick) and Ryan (Big Boy) address the number one issue plaguing North America: Guns N' Roses. Wait, is this an emoji podcast? Oops. They also talk about the "Fireworks" emoji. Maybe.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/fireworks/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Oof! That's the noise you'll make when Andi and Ryan go up against the "Grimacing Face" emoji! Which of these clammy clenchers most conveys pure anxiety, and which is yet another member of the Grimace family? Which of them has too few teeth.........and which have too many? Stay tuned for Mystic Moji hell, Funky Grimace's Nobody, our "Choose Your Own Emoji" program, an explanation of dental phantoms, introducing Anxiety 2, a call to action for Ray Romano, and more! Please get us in touch with Ray's agent.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/grimacing-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Welcome to the Emojidrome family......or is it, the emoji "Family"? Which of these familial units most belongs on a sitcom, and which has committed a dark crime? How many of these parents are clones, and how many are absolutely zooted right now? Stay tuned for anti-comedy, the continuing adventures of the Dumpty family, Mama Stoned, our exploration of the Zodiac killer, a deep dive into the Family Matters wiki, and more! Please don't make us watch The Emoji Movie.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/family/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Beep boop! Welcome to the world of the "Robot Face" emoji! Will anyone survive when Andi and Ryan face off against these metal monsters? Which of these machines is Andi's new mech, and which one..........is baby? Stay tuned for bad noises, our new MoMA sponsorship, anime figure archaeology, the Sunday Funnies Multiverse, hotboxing a cockpit, Joy Pixels, Ort the Rapping Robot, the three new rules of robotics, Chills impressions, and more! Remember, always close the fridge. Thanks.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/robot-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Emojidrome returns to bring you a product which may or may not be composed of bread: the "Bagel" emoji! Which of these round bites is the most appetizing, and which one is made of stone? How many are actually donuts, and what makes a bagel a bagel anyway? Stay tuned for curses versus hexes, inherent erotic energy, Fred Flinstone's shitty car, Andi's breakfast demands, a debate which threatens to tear Emojidrome apart, and more! Thank you daddy David Cronutberg for our life.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/bagel/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

It's our first ever Patreon Pick this week, and we're taking a look at our pal the Raccoon! Join Andi and Ryan as they relive middle school LARPs, figure out what a proper librarian uniform is, and figure out whether or not a burger is best served dry.Yes, this is still the Raccoon episode, I didn't paste the wrong description. Alright, thanks for picking this emoji, xoxo love you bye!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/raccoon/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome 

Are you ready for leg day? Then join us as we take on the "Leg" emoji! Which of these gorgeous gams belongs to Hunky Julius Caesar, and which one is most at home on a lumberjack calendar? How many of these legs are stepping out of a tub, and which are out on a powerwalk? Stay tuned for a tasteful profile of the Noid, visiting the Toilet Cotillion, our laser-scented deodorant, the pitch for a new Twin Peaks season, Boss Baby, the biblical God, "Don't Wake Grandma," and more! We're the only podcast that dares to ask.......what makes an ass?Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/leg/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Greetings, traveller! Art thou here to samplest mine fair emoticon potions? This wyckedest brew ist concocted of the "Mage" emoji - a fine 'moji indeedst! If ye darest to sip, thoust'll find Runescape radicalization, wizard roleplay improv, the Harry Potter past of Andi and Ryan, a three hole punch spell, "vanish me poopum" debate, andst more! Drinkst wisely, my friend. By the wayst......dost thou knoweth where I might procure some of Snape's most dank wyzard herbs?Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/mage/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

This week, Andi and Ryan cover the "Money Bag" emoji! It's a rousing hour of comedy, brought to you by Diet Dr. Dental! Emojidrome is proud to promote Diet Dr. Dental, the ONLY low-calorie, low-sugar soda made entirely of liquified human teeth! The next time you've got the thirst in you, don't reach for those other unhealthy sodas which'll rot those pearly whites. Instead, grab a Diet Dr. Dental! Proven in 9 out of 10 clinical trials to STRENGTHEN tooth enamel, all while delivering a crisp and refereshing taste that's perfect for summer. What's the secret, you ask? It's teeth, baby! Get a Diet Dr. Dental at any participating retailer - and tell 'em Emojidrome sent ya!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/money-bag/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

The next episode, number fifty-two. it is a podcast titled "Rat Night;" by Andi and Ryan of Toronto and Austin. The running time is one hour and six minutes; the bitrate 128 kbps. Andi and Ryan's comedy stylings work absolutely marvelously on Emojidrome. The cartoon "Rat" emoji characters are delightful, and they let each us imagine whatever we'd like to with our messages. These thirteen rats are controlling everyone who's ever worn a hat. And they're having a good time!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/rat/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Bust open your ears for another episode of Emojidrome! This week, Andi and Ryan bust out the "Volcano" emoji, and find out which of these bustas is the biggest Bastille fan. Don't forget to bust an update on your Volcano Locator for the best listening experience! Then, stay tuned for busting the case of Andi's Dentoctor, cool kid Kirby busting a move, opening some steaming hot Doritos Busters, busting Fruit Busters in our mouth, Wajin Wario busting on the scene, and more! Please be sure to keep hydrated after all this busting.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/volcano/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

After a full year of podcasting, Emojidrome finally hits episode fifty! Minds are blown, boundaries are tested, and proverbial trains derail as Andi and Ryan dare to challenge the "Face With Tears of Joy" emoji. Forget what you thought you knew and enter a smoking crater of Limewire, jabronis, behind-the-scenes chatlogs, Emojibugs, Dr. Phil, and countless other horrors which must be heard to be believed. This is Emojidrome's world, and you're just living in it.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/face-with-tears-of-joy/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Andi and Ryan take on visitors from outer space with the "Alien Monster" emoji! Which of these extraterrestrial fellows is here to destroy Earth, and which one is down for a galactic road trip? How many of them broke out of a video game, and who among them are uncomfortably wet? Stay tuned for The KFC Special, big brain alien debates, Andi's multiple doctorates, identifiying Unidentified Green Bastards, Buzz Lightyear getting intimate, an introduction to Garfield Eats, and more! Don't forget: if they've got big tentacles......they've got a big heart.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/alien-monster/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

It has now been zero (0) weeks since Andi and Ryan discussed the Austin Powers franchise on their emoji podcast.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/satellite/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).