Emojidrome

Andi and Ryan throw things at the wall to see what sticks in their discussion of the "Spaghetti" emoji. Which plate of pasta reminds us of "Pizza Theme" from Spider-Man 2: The Game, and which one is genuinely appetizing? Stay tuned for #ProteChat, heavy handed JoJo's Bizarre Adventure references, merciless fork roasting, and the worst slurping noises ever recorded. Proteus, Paul "Wants Spaghetti" Anderson, and Duke Nukem walk into Pagoli's Pizza Parlor - which one escapes alive?Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/spaghetti/Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Jokes, japes, and goofs abound as Andi and Ryan go head to head with a real wildcard emoji: the "Joker." Jesters, pranksters, and japemen come bouncing out of the woodwork - which merrymaker exudes foolish fun, and which harlequin will send your soul directly to the Dark Carnival? Which of these comedians are innocent souls, and which ones will beat your legs with a baseball bat? Stay tuned for the rediscovery of a lost clown artifact, horrifying circus headcrabs, and the world's first vape juice for dogs. It's Emojidrome, baby!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/playing-card-black-joker/Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Lives are changed as Andi and Ryan take an extra special, extra long, and extra horny peek at Emoji 11.0's prototype set. Faces of evil, bears of death, and the most heinous body part of all time surface in what's sure to be the most terrifying set of emoji released this side of the apocalypse. Hairstyles, animals, food, science, and bathtime collide in a big bang of pictoral nonsense - will anyone emerge unscathed? Stay tuned for the world's worst Regis Philbin and Christopher Walken impressions, Kangaroo Jack discontent, the rules of Pissman's Baseball, and much, much more.Follow along here: https://blog.emojipedia.org/157-new-emojis-in-the-final-2018-emoji-list/Find us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

It's 10 PM - do you know where your eggs are? This week, Andi and Ryan join Niall from Video Game Choo Choo to deliver a proper peek at the prominent peepers of the emoji world. Which pair of peering pupils is best for subtweeting your coworkers, and which provide passage into the window of the soul? How many eyes are dead ringers for Andi's least favorite breakfast food? What's the horniest combination of emoji, and good lord, why are we talking about wizards so much? Stay tuned for the secrets of the Neozoltarians, Andi's harrowing egg experience, the tale of the Greatest Gamer Who Ever Lived, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/eyes/Find us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), @sewerpeak (Ryan), and @yourpalniall (Niall).

Ego barriers vaporize and reality goes off the rails when Andi and Ryan dare to tackle the "Woman Dancing" emoji. What horrors surface thanks to a combination of sleep deprivation and general mischief-making? Forget about emoji - our questions this week are worldwide. Is Smash Mouth a Disney psy-op? Who reads all our Google searches? What happened to Andi's lost Adam Sandler podcast? Most importantly, who is Funky Grimace? All we can say is Emojidrome will never be the same.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/dancer/Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Things get wild on Emojidrome as Andi and Ryan discuss the "Octopus" emoji and bodily fluids - but mostly the octopus emoji. Which courageous cephalopod will help save Atlantis? Which one will look best in a food court bento box? Who survives in the duel between Octoman and Aquapus? Finally, suckers or no suckers? Stay tuned for Flinstones impressions, Deep Purple references, the definition of "DSL," and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/octopus/Find us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Andi and Ryan flex their muscles on the debut episode of Emojidrome by reviewing the "Flexed Biceps" emoji. Which arm is the most intimidating? Which most recalls the bliss of working out with your large adult son? Who wins and who loses when muscles go to war? Stay tuned for discussion of The World Bodybuilding Federation, Mark Zuckerberg's human facade, grotesque flesh bulges, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/flexed-biceps/Find us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).