Emojidrome

Special guest Ironicus joins Andi and Ryan to collude on the "Grinning Cat Face With Smiling Eyes" emoji, and to talk about Gextra Life 2018! Which of these fine felines is your new anime sidekick, and which one has a reality show on A&E? How many are actually recognizable as cats, and how big are their feet? Stay tuned for the "implication of lip," Studcat, The Noid versus Papa John, Ham Ham Hamfistedness, goatee problems, catgirls, and more! This one's all for the greater good.Check out Gextra Life at: gextra.lifeFollow along here: https://emojipedia.org/grinning-cat-face-with-smiling-eyes/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @Gen_Ironicus (Grant), @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

In the market for a new grandma? Then join Andi and Ryan as we discuss the "Old Woman" emoji! Which of these kindly ladies will fill the void in Andi's heart, and which will Ryan add to his growing g-mo collection? Who among these senior citizens guards the stone gates of truth, and what the hell is a scrundle? Stay tuned for Emojidrome vs. Weezer, a guest appearance by Regis Philbin, Andi's war criminal sons, Christmas in August, the Consortium of Wives, and the Emoji Illuminati. Put another shrimp on the granny and get ready to rock.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/older-woman/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Are you ready to enter the world of Free Online Wizard Game? This week, Antonio Pixie Blood and Dustin Ash Vault contemplate the "Alembic" emoji for all of five minutes before hopping on the train to Dimension X. What the hell is an alembic? Can you vape from it? More importantly, is Bobby Flay actually the devil? Stay tuned for Castlevania twunks, the Heisen Slurp Scale, recapping "Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off," entering the nightmare of Wizard101, and Emojidrome's new spiritual outlook. There's also a little emoji discussion. Maybe.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/alembic/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

This week, Andi and Ryan invite all fancy-free free-wheelin' freaks to join them for a frank discussion on the "Gorilla" emoji. Which gorilla has the power to bring Andi back to life, and which atrocious ape could break Ryan like a Kit Kat? Could any of these simians be considered a friend, and will we ever stop talking about gorilla ass? Stay tuned for Kung Pow: Enter The Fist, gorillas who date your mom, secret emoji, Chilla by Michael Jackson, Bruno Mars karaoke, and more! What we got for you, I promise it's a killa.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/gorilla/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Andi and Ryan bust a move on the "Man Dancing" emoji, but neither are prepared for the chaos which ensues. Which of these funky fellows is out for fun, and which one flaunts the freshest fashion? How many of these groovy guys stole a pet detective's hairdo, and how long can Andi keep it together under Ryan's auditory antagonism? Stay tuned for guacamole, more guacamole, the return of Uncle Funkle Grimace, a potential Austin Powers project, getting Dursty with Limp Bizkit, and yes, more guacamole. We hope you like your podcasts green and chunky.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/man-dancing/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

It's Zodiac season, baby! Andi and Ryan flex their big meaty claws on the "Crab" emoji in the wake of World Emoji Day. Which of these captivating crabs best for those who hate crustaceans, and which is most likely to kick back with a Bud Light Lime? How many of these daring decapods reside in our deepest nightmares, and what REALLY happened between The Beach Boys and Charles Manson? Stay tuned for finger-sized Shake Weights, Mario's new look, the birth of Crab-Man, making HP Lovecraft less racist, and one of the most intimidating emoji we've ever seen. Swear loyalty to your crab overlord before it's too late!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/crab/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Tired of horny jokes, curse words, and our general brand of explicit nonsense? Then you'll love this week's episode of Emojidrome: Before Dark! Andi and Ryan cover the "Exploding Head" emoji in the middle of the afternoon, letting the sunlight wash away everything foul in their souls. Which dynamite dome is layered with raw emotion, and which one has the most excellent eruption? Which emoji is secretly an M&M, and how many of these explosions are something else entirely? Stayed tuned for our Cuphead sequel, a Meatloaf cameo, frank discussions of our approach to comedy, and Andi's continuing crusade against eggs. That one got away from me.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/shocked-face-with-exploding-head/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Andi and Ryan join John Michonski of Video Game Choo Choo to celebrate twenty episodes and talk turkey on the "Smiling Face With Horns" emoji. Things go south as fast as you'd expect. Which grinning imp is a true blue anime pervert, and which are just furries? How many of these bad boys crawled off MSN and Newgrounds, and how many have been to Warped Tour? Stay tuned for Raccoon Men, Homestuck cosplay, Big Hemorrhoid's WWE debut, the creation of yet another film franchise, and five of the Seven Deadly Emoji Sins. This week's Emojidrome is sponsored by "Uncle Movie" - everybody loves it!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/smiling-face-with-horns/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @john_michonski (John), @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

How do you like your Emojidrome: bumbles, or no bumbles? This week, join NPR broadcasters Andi and Ryan as they stumble through the "Sauropod" emoji, all while asking the hard-hitting questions. Which dino has a place in "The Land Before Time," and which one serves as disposable labor for Fred Flinstone? How many of these Cretaceous creatures are upstanding citizens, and who among them are rock-eating perverts? Are dinosaurs reptiles, and did they exist at all? Stay tuned for Jeff Goldblum impressions, our direct-to-DVD "Boss Baby" ripoff, Wes Anderson's "Toy Story," "Denver, the Last Dinosaur," and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/sauropod/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Take a bite of Emojidrome as we discuss the "Meat on Bone" emoji, aka "That Meat you see in Manga or Anime." Which of these prime cuts is going down Fred Flinstone's gullet, and which will end up as Goku's afternoon snack? Which of these meats is secretly a marshmallow, and how come so many of them look like butts? Stay tuned for IHOB theories, potatos in space, Johnny Test discussion, and Jeff Dunham's sudden demise. This is the podcast that bodybuilding third graders don't want you to hear.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/meat-on-bone/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Woah, bro! Catch this totally tubular episode where Andi and Ryan shred mad barrels and talk the "Surfer" emoji! Which of these tubular wave jockeys embodies the surf and sun, and which one reeks of expired dairy products? Will any of our numerous movie pitches see fruition, and why can't we stop talking about Clamato? Stay tuned for the birth of the Emoji Music Video, an introduction to Alex O. Lynyrd, an exploration of the Hudson River, and the true origins of Mothman. Just so you know, this podcast does not smell like cheese.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/surfer/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Vomitrocious! Andi and Ryan descend into hell with friend of the show Scott to talk "Face Vomiting." Why did we pick such a heinous emoji, and how long can we survive this discussion? Stay tuned for the International House of Podcasts, taking a #pea, nasty frogs, and our new x-treme comic character. WARNING: as Andi puts it, this episode is "revolting." Prepare yourself.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/face-with-open-mouth-vomiting/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), @sewerpeak (Ryan), and @socksmahoney (Scott).

One small step for man, one giant death blow for the Clamato industry. This week, Emojidrome buckles under the weight of clam and tomato, AKA the two most sexual of flavors. How does Clamato get made, and what was the truth behind Neil Armstrong's moon landing? Stay tuned for deep macaroni discussion, Game of Thrones nonsense, the birth of Barbossa 2, and of course, big swangin' thangs. We also briefly discuss the "Crossed Swords" emoji, if you're into that sort of thing.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/crossed-swords/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

This summer, you ball......or you fall. Andi and Ryan discuss the "Men With Bunny Ears" emoji, and there's no going back. Who's breaking into West Side Story, and how many of these powerful pairs are anime villains? Which couple has a license to thrill, and which perform as entertainers in the dark corners of Wyoming? Stay tuned for Bugs Bunny-themed stripper routines, the world's sickest katana display, the Clooney-Cena-Zappa Rule, and the all-time greatest idea for a Space Jam sequel. The only thing more life-changing than the first 52 minutes of this podcast are the last 4.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/men-with-bunny-ears-partying/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Was Humpty Dumpty an inside job? Andi and Ryan address this and other burning questions when they take on both the "New" and "Full Moon Face" emoji. Which of these multitudinous moon faces guides us to slumber, and which one appears as a dark prophet in our sleeping visions? How creepy can these faces get, and who's who in the season's hottest moon-based anime? Stay tuned as we pitch numerous movies, meet Danny (or is it Denny?) The Dime, write fast food slogans, and more! Emojidrome: I'm dreading it!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/new-moon-with-face/ and https://emojipedia.org/full-moon-with-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Dare you enter the warlock's labyrinth? Andi and Ryan face off against the "Dragon" emoji with magic both potent and obscure. Which dragon will open the gate to Vulvagard, and which one is just down to chill? Which one most resembles a brined cucumber, and how many times can Ryan say "Cheasel T. Weasel" before Andi quits the podcast? Stay tuned for Olive Garden chat, the debut of SLITHER, and the European antichrist Dennis the Menace. Prepare to have your **** rocked off.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/dragon/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Watch out! it's Friday the 13th! Andi and Ryan dodge bad luck and pay tribute to The Man Behind The Mask by discussing the "Camping" emoji. Which tent is best for a sojourn with nature, and which is the most lethal? Find out when we dive deep into the finer points of the "Andi Dies While Camping" franchise - will anyone come out alive? Stay tuned for our Magic 8 Nuts product pitch, the revenge of Mount Rushmore, PlayStation's newest console accessory, and what Andi describes as "the worst bit in Emojidrome history." #DunkTheDonut!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/camping/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

It's our 10th Episode Spectacular! The Oracles of Emoji celebrate by testing how many tangents they can follow before Emojidrome as we know it disappears entirely. Remember  "Teacher's Pet?" Do you have a strong opinion on Barenaked Ladies or Vanilla Ice? How do you feel about rich women buying tons of white bread? Stay tuned for discussion on the "Confounded Face" emoji, excessive tulpa manifestation, and Andi speaking the worst combination of four words in the English language.  Now certified "Pervert Free!"Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/confounded-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Andi and Ryan join special guest Ian for "ALF" chat, but also to probe the "Alien" emoji. Which extraterrestrial is down to chill, and which one texts you about a savings app all the time? Find out, and learn more than you bargained for as we talk film classics such as "Paul," "Coneheads," and "Scary Movie 4." Then, stay tuned for Bill Clinton's iron lung, our "Monster Mash" cover band, Ryan's legitimate abduction scare, and yes, a deep discussion on which cosmic visitor we'd knock boots with. You've (probably) never thought of Gordon Shumway like this before.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/extraterrestrial-alien/Say hi to Doug Limewire on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1361236704Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).

Andi and Ryan confront the Big Cat and take on the "Tiger" emoji. Which tiger lets loose a "rawr XD," and which one could be your best friend? How many of these tigers are actual tigers, and how many are just weird cats? Stay tuned for cereal mascot fanfiction, seductive purring, an extensive discussion of the Boy Scout system, and a new gem from the era of Funky Grimace. Yes: the tiger is out.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/tiger/Let the tiger out on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1361236704Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).