Emojidrome

Welcome to the horrorshow! Sylvia and Ryan talk about the "Sun With Face" emoji, but the universe has other plans. Can the duo survive bad connections and deadly coughing fits to find out which of these suns shines the brightest? Probably not, since this episode is completely off the rails. Stayed tuned for #moonchat, Danimals mascots, ring toss games, "Kebby's Dream Garden," invoking Jack Frost and The Onceler, reclaiming "Baby Nut," Noo-Noo the vacuum, and more! I could've sworn we also talked about the dancing baby on "Ally McBeal," but apparently not.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/sun-with-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

If you're looking for buildings with giant hearts and "H"s pasted to the front, the "Love Hotel" has you covered! Sylvia and Ryan cover what might be one of the most bizarre emoji ever in their Valentine's Day special - which of these is, uh, good? And which one is.....bad? How many of these amorous accomodations fall flat, and which ones give a real bang for your buck? Stay tuned for a history of the love hotel, "Paranormal Sextivity," a debate on horny Dragonball characters, "Love Emergency," the reproduction of Disney's "Cars," cuhorny, Hoetoshop, and more! This is, unfortunately, a B-52's free zone.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/love-hotel/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Yeehaw, folks! Sylvia and Ryan ride off into the sunset with the "Cowboy Hat Face" emoji! Which one of these dusty cowpokes can make a mean bowl of chili, and which one has the worst accent? How many of these hats are the real deal, and how many aren't hats at all? Stay tuned for cold weather, "Home on the Range," Lord Crunk, a chili debacle, nightmare YouTube content, "Zucking it," and more! It's a darn tootin' hoot!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/cowboy-hat-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Sylvi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

It's that special time of the year! Sylvia and Ryan hit the yellow carpet at Nebraska's Intercontinental Theater to discuss the new Emoji 13.0 prototypes! Our super-sized annual emoji review brings new surprises - how many of these are actually useful, and how many are just totally bizarre? Which emoji are meant for normal people, and which ones have already been stolen by perverts? Stay tuned for "Rent" opinions, fisting discussion, baby formula recipes, cookie dusters, Ben Franklin Vampire Sucker, furry nonsense, "Santa Enby," and more! #rockemoji4everFollow along here: https://blog.emojipedia.org/117-new-emojis-in-final-list-for-2020/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Sylvi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Have you checked your plewd count today? If not, join us in discussing the "Sweat Droplets" emoji! Which of these damp dudes is good old water, and which one is more viscous? How many of these are liquid at all, and which might actually be crystals? Stay tuned for Swart Guy, the Earth's fruits, plewds, Titanic death statistics, "Purple Lamborghini," slangin' sweat, and more! Don't @ us about Harry Potter.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/sweat-droplets/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Sylvi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

It's time for another episode of The Colgate Power Hour! Is it? No, it isn't. That was a lie. I lied because we're doing the "Lying Face" emoji. This is an episode of Emojidrome. We talk about long noses, the three tenets of tooth care, Prankster's Paradise, covertible Toyotas, "Hotel Transylvania," "Life with Derek," deep "Doug" lore, and more! Is all that true? Yes, it is. Or is it? Either way, we'll shake your faith in the faith of paranormal creatures.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/lying-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Welcome to 2020! Andi and Ryan kick off the new decade with the "Otter" emoji! Which of these luxuriating Lutrinae will be our favorite emoji, and which one might be a beaver in disguise? Stay tuned for pinball, the "Ott-view," smooth Yoda, "Scrunt," our "Cats" thoughts, and more! George Lucas don't interact.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/otter/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Happy holidays! We continue winter with the "Snowman" emoji! Which of these frozen fellows belongs in a touching animated feature, and which one belongs in the worst thriller film of all time? Who's naughty, who's nice, and who's completely filled with murderous intent? Stay tuned for more Chuck E. Cheese beef, an audit of Ryan's phone, getting flustered over Hellboy, putting on ointment socks, flipping the iceberg, and more! There's SNOW podcast like it.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/snowman/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Whooooo's there? It's Emojidrome! This week, we battle another bird with the "Owl" emoji! Which of these hooting hotshots can turn their neck the farthest, and which is the least scary? Which birdbrain is part of an educational program, and which one is from another planet? Stay tuned for a Duolingo mini episode, podcast merch from a dream, Mothman getting laid, "The Imp," and more! Please don't look at us like these owls.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/owl/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Brutalist baths! Terrible tubs! A certain.......orange cheeto? All this and more, as Andi and Ryan take a dip with the "Bath" emoji! Which of these baths accommodates tall people, and which one is comically small? How many of them enable Big Head Mode, and which one is secretly a living creature? Stay tuned for The President & The Pauper (Popper?), failed ergonomics, a new Willy Wonka sequel, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/bath/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Gobble gobble! It's time for the "Turkey" emoji. I was too busy playing Pokemon to take notes this week, but I know we talked about Robert Pattinson and embroidered gamer diapers. Enjoy!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/turkey/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Are you ready the join the Austin Powers Mojoverse? Then come along as we talk the "Glass of Milk" emoji! Which of these beverages is plain old cow juice, and which one is something more sinister? How many of these pearly liquids would Andi sip, and how many are stooges of Big Milk? Of course, this is all overshadowed by new evidence about the WWE wrestler who pulled the trigger on JFK. Stayed tuned for Sicko Mode vs Purple Lamborghini, the H2O Hos, Elroy Jetson's Fry A Turkey 2k19, Lee Harvey Oswald's cowboy hat, the Austin Powers social network, horny Abe Lincoln, Werner Herzog drinking milk, and more! We've got your daily calcium right here.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/glass-of-milk/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Get on the cab to Halloweentown and join us for the "Skull" emoji! Andi and Ryan wrap up October by discussing some real boneheads - which of these craniums is straight from anime, and which one has an attitude? Who among them is working the gig economy, and which one is deisgned by Clive Barker? Stay tuned for basketball skeletons, Punshr, Ryan's teeth anxiety, "The MBM Contract," Here's Thesteven's Coffin, skull drums, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/skull/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Bigfoot... Stonehenge... JFK's assassination... IKEA meatballs... and of course, the "Flying Saucer" emoji. These are all mysteries which have vexed humanity for years. Now, Andi and Ryan attempt to answer these questions, and more! Join us as we discuss which spacecraft might just be a fancy lightbulb, and which could be an interstellar traffic cop. Which is most likely to be ALF's sick ride, and which could've saved JFK? Perhaps these questions have answers... or perhaps... they're just more... Unsolvable Mysteries? Tune in and find out!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/flying-saucer/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Are you more of a giraffe, or a bush baby? This week, Andi and Ryan unleash the "Supervillain" emoji! Which one has the best fashion sense, and which one is the best employer? Who among them is dating, and who's about to get a redemption arc? Stay tuned for basketball furries, horny Green Goblins, vegetable-themed supervillains, a visit from Erin Esurance, our new powers, and more! It's a 65 million dollar circus tragedy.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/supervillain/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Two typical average kids, inside a haunted mansion! Just by chance, freed a ghost, who made them podcasters! This week, we tackle the "Derelict House" emoji and all the creatures who may dwell within. Which of these homes houses Jay Leno's clownsona, and which one is possessed by "my wife"? Stay tuned for a B-52s ban, Big Bad Beetleborgs, dates with Bigfoot at the Blair Witch house, excessive Ben Stiller discussion, "Jay Leno Is Up In There," Monster House, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/derelict-house-building/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

This week, we try to revitalize our wholesome image by talking about the "Baby Angel" emoji. Unfortunately, we end up talking about horny jelly beans and diapers too much for it to do any good. Thanks for listening!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/baby-angel/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

It's episode 69. Andi and Ryan discuss the "Eggplant" emoji and engage in psychological warfare. It gets kinda nasty and fairly stupid. What more could you ask for?(Warning: we've BEEN explicit, but this one goes for it. Maybe listen with headphones.)Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/aubergine/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Are you ready to get cozy? Then join us for the "Couch and Lamp" emoji! It's Andi and Ryan versus ten chariots of comfort, as we try to determine which is the closest to what a real human being would sit upon. Stay tuned for Home and Garden Podcasting, the introduction of "Couchlet," assessing the Jeremy Renner app (RIP), Chris Jericho's new belt storyline (also RIP), pitching the "Asshaunter" script, saying the word "pseudopod" a lot, and more! This week, you'll hear a human struggle to tell a "deez nuts" joke more than anyone ever before.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/couch-and-lamp/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Andi), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome