Emojidrome

Ready for a snack? We're here with the "Pizza" emoji, so grab a slice! Which of these palatable pies makes a savory snack, and which one is straight-up nasty? Which one is food for turtles, and how many have that #drip? Stay tuned for pop punk assessments, Canadian cartoons, goobrain, X-Files weed, frankenpizza, Pizzlr, and more! Hold the sardines, please.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/pizza/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7s2Opuato4BSrENjjfx650?si=M8EwMMt2TsaxPnbOPTpLhwFollow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

This week, Emojidrome welcomes cowpokes and city slickers alike with the "Cow Face" emoji! Which of these heckin' heifers shows up on your ice cream container, and which one is just a photo of a real-ass cow? Stay tuned for bridging humanity, milk analysis, femboy cows, Hulk Hogan's half hog, a bad Twitter chart, and more! We apologize to any werewolves with back problems.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/cow-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7s2Opuato4BSrENjjfx650?si=M8EwMMt2TsaxPnbOPTpLhwFollow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Y'all seen those Robert Pattinson Batman pictures? They're good. Anyway, we talk about the "Fairy" emoji this week. Stay tuned for Neopet faerie assignments, classing things up with Shakespeare, Heaven's Gate's big hullabaloo, Spaghetti Warehouse, Da New Rules, "Emoji Party," the Funko Pop Bible, and more! Sorry for roasting these fairy clothes so much.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/fairy/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7s2Opuato4BSrENjjfx650?si=M8EwMMt2TsaxPnbOPTpLhwFollow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Get ready to get moisturized with the "Lotion Bottle" emoji! Which of these containers contains a nice lotion, and which one has a more "personal" product? What's smelling sweet, and what smells like a Charles Dickens novel? Stay tuned for Jay Leno's Big Bad Bullshit Bulk Bodywash, prop comedy, our Sasquatch emoji pitch, gooping on ya grandma, jumping aboard the swole train, lotion4lotion personals, saying "slop" a lot, and more! Your quads and gains will never be the same.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/lotion-bottle/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7s2Opuato4BSrENjjfx650?si=M8EwMMt2TsaxPnbOPTpLhwFollow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

We come out of hibernation for the "Bear" emoji! Which of these furry fellows is helping to prevent forest fires, and which one simply wants to picnic? Who among them is a travesty of science, and which one just really, really likes toilet paper? Stay tuned for the new Ninja Turtles, boot snootin', millennial Little Bear, stealing valor, Fatty Bear, the cosmic terror of Kirby, a LOT of Seth MacFarlane talk, and more! Does a podcast record in the woods? Actually I don't think that makes sense. Never mind.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/bear/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7s2Opuato4BSrENjjfx650?si=M8EwMMt2TsaxPnbOPTpLhwFollow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

(Minor season 1 Hannibal spoilers from 2:50 to 6:35)Are you sunglassesy enough for the sunglasses club? We put on our shades and talk about the "Smiling Face with Sunglasses" emoji to find out! Which of these glasses guys picked up their shades from an Etsy listy, and which one spent too much money on luxury frames? Who among them is a genuinely cool cat, and which one is in too many Twitter DMs? Stay tuned for the first episode of Mads About You/Lecter Vectors/Tattlecrime the Podcast, cowboy coding, Rec Specs, the works of Dax Shepard, "blobular," Pizza Pops, a bodacious brawl, bad movie findom, and more! This one brought up a lot of Homestuck memories.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/smiling-face-with-sunglasses/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

It's the big carrot and two eggs! Emojidrome hits 100 episodes, and we celebrate by finally taking on the "Thinking Face" emoji! Which of these thinkers is thinking of thoughts, and which is more focused on irony-poisoned names for snack products? Which ones have a scary face, and which ones look more like modern art? We go back to the International House of Podcasts to find out! Stay tuned for the ultimate resolution to JFK's murder, rebranding at 100, "Squinchin' It," Ryan's awful movie habits, thinkin' about something other than Arby's, Dilberito education, emoji finger play, and more! Thanks for listening, folks.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/thinking-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

This week, we beat our meat for 67 minutes straight. Stay tuned for scene hair, Austin Powers, the curse of Tim Burton, Tales of Symphonia's most iconic moment, "Sponge of Thrones," mid-level Mikkelsen thirst, our unique anime boyfriends, and more! Wait, what is this show about?Tales of Symphonia spoilers from ~29:02 to ~31:20, if that's something you wanna avoid.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/cut-of-meat/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Something stinks, and it's probably one of these "Skunk" emoji! Which of these marvelous mustelids is fursona material, and which one will appear in the "Over The Hedge" sequel? Which one's got skunk junk in the skunk trunk, and which one is probably a toothpaste mascot? Why, pray tell, is everyone so horny for skunk furries? Stay tuned for Hannibal Fannibals, cork jokes, "Beef of the Week," Hank Green sponsorships, a couple of Snapes, Thumbskunk, soliciting emails, fully functioning anal scent glands, "gershing," and more! I'll see you in our inbox.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/skunk/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

We're back! Sylvia and Ryan tackle a Patreon request by playing ball with the "Person Juggling" emoji! Which of these jaunty jugglers is a lovable scamp, and which one is genuinely repulsive? How many of these ball-bearers are TikTok royalty, and which ones perform at the steampunk tavern? Stay tuned for the 1st Annual Improv Hullabaloo, Ryan's bad Doctor Who cosplay, juggling at the construction site, Sylvia's toilet-based The Last of Us II DLC, Juggalor, chap hop, and more! We will not apologize for laughing so much about "removing balls."Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/person-juggling/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Do you like our podcast? Do you like Death Note? Then please enjoy the first episode of our Patreon podcast, "Hold This L!" Thank you, as always, for your support.From Patreon:Hey folks! As a heads up in the first episode of Death Note there's a scene that involves sexual assault. We try not to linger on the specifics, but the timestamps for discussion of that specific moment are 24:13 to 24:41 if you'd prefer to skip ahead!It's finally time to Hold This L! Sylvia and Ryan have watched the first two episodes of Death Note, "Rebirth" and "Confrontation." They dig into what really matters: the identity of Lind L. Tailor, and Light Yagami's Himbo status.iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

We're keeping our feet warm in, uh, May, with the "Socks" emoji! Which of these footwear pairs is the coziest, and which is the most wild? How many belong to the Invisible Man, and how many belong to a clue-sleuthing dog? Have any of them been used for nefarious purposes? We find out! Stay tuned for Twilight soundtrack assessments, What Are You Wearing?, a mouse suit, Ryan's Blue's Clues reboot, glass weed socks, Leonard Nimoy impressions, and more! This episode IS dedicated to Fred Willard.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/socks/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Who REALLY killed Kermit the Frog? Found out, along with our investigation of the "Detective" emoji! Which of these intrepid inspectors is a sleuth, and who's a spy? Which one is solving ant crimes, and who's simply magnifying feet pics? Stay tuned for the Kobe & Shaq of podcasting, Roger Rabbit fanfiction, Muppet murder, "Always Be Magnifyin'," jiggly detective ass, foot crimes, Carmen Sandiego, and more! No cops allowed.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/detective/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Settle down with some carrots, cucumbers, or eggshells and get ready for the "Snail" emoji! Which of these shelled specimens is best as a pet, and which one is a scrumptious side dish? How many of these snails live in the world of Hello Kitty, and how many will be tried for war crimes? Stay tuned for snail fursonas, extreme technical difficulties, Star Wars jokes, snail TF, a lot of Kingdom Hearts, initimate Pickle Rick tattoos, catboy snails, knoblobbers, and more! Please get us on the phone with Dreamworks.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/snail/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Y'all heard of Cloud Strife? More like, Cloud Knife. Thanks.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/kitchen-knife/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

In honor of National Horny Day, Sylvia and Ryan take on the "Drooling Face" emoji! Which of these faces is savoring some food, and which one is a little more.....unscrupulous? You know what? Maybe I don't actually want to know. Stay tuned for quaranversaries, pecentage failures, emoji checks, Zuckerberg's spank bank, ahegao pronunciation, homosexual 5G radiation, Powerade poisoning, and more! I don't ever want to see this emoji again.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/drooling-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Bunny Day is upon us, and so is the "Rabbit Face" emoji! Sylvia and Ryan tackle these bouncing buns to find out which one is our new holiday mascot. Which among them is bombarding our towns with farm products, and which one could be a new fursona? Who's hitting up the gym, and which one is actually a scrotum? Stay tuned for the seme uke quiz, yaoi chat, ballsack bunnies, Zootopia hot takes, Stabby Rabby, stinky eggs, Chuck E Cheese after hours, and more! We will not take responsibility for any knife rabbit injuries.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/rabbit-face/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Sylvia and Ryan continue their quests for brain cells in an inexplicably NSFW episode on the "Brain" emoji!  Which of these pink pals is full of folds, and which one is marble smooth? Which one might actually be a cabbage, and which one is a horseshoe crab? Stay tuned for horny on main updates, the Spongebob haircut, Jokerposting, "the nude barber," Jimmy Neutron nightmares, emoji for sapiosexuals, and more! Please be careful listening to this one.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/brain/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

Our lovely Patrons asked for it, so here it is. This week, Sylvia and Ryan watch the "Battleship Potemkin" of our time: "The Emoji Movie!" Will they be able to discuss this truly terrible film, or has Tony Leondis finally fried their brains for good? Is there anything redeeming in this absolute shitshow, or is it really one of the worst movies to ever hit the screen? We find out! Stay tuned for freaks of nature, the emoji death penalty, product placement, and more! Please don't watch this movie.iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

There's one brain cell left in the Emojidrome studio, and Syliva and Ryan are competing to destroy it first. They also attempt to talk about the "Mushroom" emoji! Which of these fungi is a fun guy, and which toadstool takes the throne? I'm not sure we ever find out, and neither will you. Stay tuned for muddled billiards metaphors, "Balls of Fury," Ring Pops, Bowsette, furry cheeks, Marge Simpson, Caramelldansen, our horoscopes, and more! Don't @ us about Pickle Rick.[CW for drugs; about 24:30 to 27:00]Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/mushroom/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome