The Fifth Eleminute

Jim O’Kane from Airport Minute and Rocketeer Minute joins Crystal Beth and John Robert and they discuss Jim’s thoughts on The Fifth Element and being a giant, marlin the fish and the Theseus Paradox.

Ella Moran joins Crystal and John Robert for the last day of The Fifth EllaMinute Week and they research Bruce Willis’ shoulder scar, Ella puts on her teacher hat and gives a lesson in being a good person and they compare The Fifth Element to Star Wars. Again.

Ella Moran joins Crystal Beth and John Robert again for another day of asking the important questions like What Would Korben Do? What is a dickie? And why is whispering Korban Dallas so darn soothing?

The darling Ella Moran joins The Fifth Eleminute today and wows Crystal Beth and John Robert with her ability to say Leeloominaï Lekatariba Lamina-Tchaï Ekbat De Sebat, how to properly greet a person from another planet and check out Ella’s father’s documentary at www.TheEndgameProject.com.

Steve Lastoe and Jonathan Carlisle from Princess Bride Minute join Crystal Beth and John Robert for the last time and they discuss the concept of time, why Vito lives in NYC and if that is really his apartment or not.

Steve Lastoe and Jonathan Carlisle join Crystal Beth and John Robert again to talk about Ian Holms illustrious acting career, the garbage in the hall of Vito’s apartment and Milla Jovovich’s talent for rag dolling.

Steve Lastoe and Jonathan Carlisle from Princess Bride Minute join Crystal Beth and John Robert all week on The Fifth Eleminute. Today they discuss how gross the bottom level of New York City is both now and in the future, how the Jadge Drudds get in and out of their cars and more McDonald’s talk!

Scott Carelli joins Crystal and John Robert one last time and they talk about how grown up Scott felt watching this movie late at night on his twelfth birthday, weird camera moves and Bruce Willis’ prowess with throw away one liners.

Scott Carelli joins Crystal and John Robert for a second time and they discuss Cheb Khaled’s perfect chase scene music, the similarities between this chase and the trench run in A New Hope and how McDonald’s delivers their food.

Scott Carelli from Back to the Future Minute joins Crystal and John Robert this week and in this minute they talk about not knowing which Bruce Willis will show up on set, the McDonald’s of the future and how awful having soda in your Jadge Drudds uniform would feel.

George Hendricks from Mogwai Minute joins Crystal and John Robert for the last time and they are not sober. They are not sober and their audio crackles but they have the best time. ENJOY!

George Hendricks joins Crystal and John Robert again and they celebrate day two of St. Patrick’s Week! Today they talk about cheese from Pinconning, MI, Korben’s epic side eye and how in the future they figure out flying cars but not orphanage funding.

George Hendricks from Mogwai Minute joins us for three days of drinking and chatting about The Fifth Element to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day Week! They talk about what they are drinking, Korben and Leeloo’s meet cute and how good Milla Jovovich is at speaking the Divine Language.

It is Kyle Crane’s last day on The Fifth Eleminute with Crystal and John Robert and they use it wisely talking about how the police are the Greek chorus of the movie, what cinema was like prior to the rise of the movie franchise and of course some NYC travel tips.

Kyle Crane joins Crystal and John Robert again and he explains what magazines are to young people, that the scientist needed to communicate with the police a little better and how much detail there is in the cityscape.

Kyle Crane from Pele Media join Crystal Beth and John Robert for this weeks adventures with The Fifth Element! This week they talk about how much Crystal hates ladybugs, how Leeloo is here to save life but not YOUR life and how hard it would be to drive in the future.

Brett White joins Crystal and John Robert for one last day and they discuss how not to talk to people who speak another language, how much they miss long cuts in action movies and John and Brett give some incite into what working at a movie theater was like.

Brett White joins Crystal and John Robert again and they talk about how animalistic Milla Jovovich is and what she is saying in the Divine Language, what the rules of creating new people in the future are and taxi violence.

Guest host Brett White joins Crystal Beth and John Robert as they talk about how wonderfully stylized The Fifth Element is, reminisce about watching Star Wars Minute live at Parkside lounge and what their theories on where the Fifth Elements come from.

Pete the Retailer finishes out his week with Crystal and John Robert by discussing the poetics of Robocop, how weird skeletons are and Crystal gets to read so many displays!