The Fifth Eleminute

Comedian Jeremy Bent joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for his last day on The Fifth Eleminute. He ends his time here with a bang by making up a story about “Alex the PA”, the Kenny G influenced music when Leeloo comes out of the shower and how complicated the shower and refrigerator mechanism is.

Comedian Jeremy Bent joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for another day of talking about The Fifth Element. Today they debate which airport is most like the garbage airport in the movie, censorship for television and the subtleties of Zorg and Picasso the Pigaphant’s relationship.

New York City comedian Jeremy Bent joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for a week of fun and happiness! Today they talk about what kind of housing situation Korben Dallas lives in, they give props to Luc Besson’s practical effects and Jeremy defends art directors circa the year 2000 and older.

Pete Mummert from Indiana Jones Minute rounds out his week with Crystal Beth and John Robert by comparing Leeloo to Earl the Gremlin, they also talk about how amazing Brion James is and how revoluntionary USB drives are.

Pete Mummert from Indiana Jones Minute joins Crystal Beth and John Robert again and today they discuss how hard it must be for Korben to know that he is the only one from his unit that is still alive, why Korban decides to break his own lamp and maybe General Munro has a crush on Major Iceborg.

Pete Mummert from Indiana Jones Minute joins The Fifth Eleminute this week and they start the week off talking about what the retirement communities on the moon are like, they still can’t agree on how the coffee pot works in Korben’s apartment and they ponder over how many times Korban has been told his mission is to save the world.

It is Gary Roby Jr.’s last day and then Crystal and John Robert will go into mourning. Until then though, they talk about Mr. Kim’s gigantic and mysterious fortune cookie, Korben and his incredibly annoying mother’s relationship and they spend some time at the end talking about why they love The Fifth Element.

Gary Roby Jr. from Harry Potter Minute joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for the second time. In this episode they talk about how fun it is to send letters down a mail shoot, the real reason why Korben got fired from the cab company and a little shout out to DAME (Disney Animation Movie Essentials). Warning: Your hosts sing. Again.

Gary Roby Jr. from Harry Potter Minute joins Crystal and John Robert this week and fills your ear holes with energy and excitement. Today they discuss complacency in the Federated Army, the Mondoshawan’s trust issues and did Tricky’s cockroach really die?! If so RIP La Cucaracha. Your hosts also miss a great segue about how the cast of The Fifth Element wear the same clothes all the time. Forgive them.

The gentlemen from Star Trek Minute, Chris LaSalle and David Stoker, join Crystal Beth and John Robert for the last time and they talk about the religious feelings at the beginning of this minute, all of the weapons in Zorg’s office and they breakdown the buttboy's uniforms.

Chris LaSalle and David Stoker from Star Trek Minute join Crystal and John Robert and what an adventure they have today. They talk about Zorg and Vito’s change in status, which fruits are the best for water (not cherries) and most importantly Chris’s cat eats a bird and then he vanishes until Minute 57! There is also some inside baseball that Crystal left in there because why not!

Chris LaSalle and David Stoker from Star Trek Minute join Crystal Beth and John Robert this week to talk about The Fifth Element! Today they discuss their proficiencies at breaking glassware, the glorious robot sweeper parade and how real life imitates sci-fi interfaces and vice versa.

Guest host Brady Crane from Jurassic Park Minute closes out this week with Crystal Beth and John Robert talking about how Leeloo’s make up box works, they discuss all of the weapons and artifacts in Zorg’s office and ponder over what a sequel or prequel of The Fifth Element would be like.

Brady Crane from Goonies Minute joins Crystal Beth and John Robert again and they talk about what a good recording artist Tricky (Zorg’s Right Arm) is and how Brady wants rock Tricky’s bolo, they gush over Gary Oldman again and Crystal and John Robert almost break up over the background art of this lovely movie.

Brady Crane from Goonies Minute, Jurassic Park Minute and Ghostbusters Minute joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for the week and today Crystal speaks Divine and it doesn’t sound the worst, they talk about why The Fifth Element still holds up (again) and Brady gushes over Gaultier’s costume designs.

This week draws to a close and so does time spent with Cassandra Fredrickson and Norman Mitchell but before they leave we talk about how fun the edits are during the stone questioning scene, how the Mondoshawans look like they should be swimming instead of walking and they talk about all of the terrifying 1980s movies.

Cassandra Fredrickson and Norman Mitchell from Lord of the Rings Minute join Crystal Beth and John Robert for the second time. In this episode they challenge each other to make ZF-1 puns and Cassandra nails the best joke of them all. They also discuss Adam Savage’s ZF-1 replica that is almost perfect and he should gift it to this podcast.

The lovely couple Cassandra and Norman from Lord of the Rings Minute join Crystal and John Robert this week! Today they talk about boobs and ratings in regards to 80s movies, gush over Gary Oldman and OMFG THAT GIANT CHICKEN VIDEO.

Jim O’Kane from Airport Minute and Rocketeer Minute joins Crystal and John Robert for the last time and they talk about how Zorg must be a scary boss, discuss more of Vito’s choice of apartment decoration and what a sweetheart Leeloo is.

Jim O’Kane from Rocketeer Minute joins Crystal Beth and John Robert and they discuss the layout of Vito’s kitchen, whether or not Vito can speak Divine or just understand it and Ivan Heng, the first Singaporean actor to get an English speaking role in Hollywood!