The Fifth Eleminute

TJ Del Reno from Unlimited Lives Radio and the upcoming Elm Street Minute joins Crystal Beth and John Robert again and they compare Chris Tucker’s performance to how they think Prince’s would have been, the relationship between the Captain, First Mate and Helmsman and what Gemini Croquettes would be like in real live.

Comedian TJ Del Reno from the podcast Unlimited Lives Radio joins Crystal and John Robert for the week and in this episode they talk about the choice to have Lee Evans as the nervous head of security, whether or not the Diva is a telepath and if she senses Leeloo or Korben.

Gerry Porter from Indiana Jones Minute joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for the last time and they talk about how Dan Weil did a great job with the set design of Korben Dallas’ hotel room, Gerry reminisces about his time as a painter and when did Korben have time to pack two lovely suitcases??

Gerry Porter from Indiana Jones Minute joins The Fifth Eleminute and together they wonder if Fhloston Paradise is paradise for everyone or just some, how many flights there are into Fhloston Paradise daily and how nice Mormon welcome centers are.

Gerry Porter from Indiana Jones Minute joins Crystal Beth and John Robert this week and they jubilantly discuss Zorg’s promise ring and if it symbolizes anything, theorize about whether or not the water under the cruise ship is actually water or something else and what about that guy on the far left?

Spooky Monster McNeely joins Crystal and John Robert for his last episode of The Fifth Eleminute and today they talk in depth about the the ooze that comes out of Zorg’s forehead, how things that look gross probably all taste delicious and they talk about cloacas. Why wouldn’t they?

Holden McNeely joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for day two of fun and they compare Leeloo to Heart from Captain Planet, they confirm that cell phones use radio frequency waves to work and debate on what Zorg charges for his mischief. “Commit. Commit. Commit.” - Holden McNeel

Comedian and podcaster Holden McNeely joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for a week of appropriate PG-13 rated episodes. Today they talk about sternum kissing, the art of blowing up Tricky and the future of footwear.

Crystal and John Robert hang out by themselves today and talk about how hard it is to take off brasiers, whether Ruby Rhod is saying “woman” or “human” and they discuss whether or not airplanes of the future are just as gross as they are now.

Christopher Dennis Di Guardia joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for the last time this week and they talk about the use of a TapLight on the bottom of the shuttle for communication, Boglins and Bumble Balls to make the parasites in the landing gear and we compare The Fifth Element to Star Wars. Again.

Christopher Dennis Di Guardia is back again with Crystal and John Robert to discuss the science of space travel and how comfortable it looks in the future, how Leeloo speaks English for the first time and Korben immediately starts talking to her like a child and who is Nicolash?

Christopher Dennis Di Guardia joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for a fun three days of guesting. Today they talk about how pushy Ruby Rhod must be off camera and if it helped him get ahead, they swoon over Sophia Goth’s maybe Canadian/maybe Swedish accent and we wish all customer service jobs had guns to keep unruly people in line.

Crystal Beth and John Robert are together again and they talk about how Crystal wishes the flight attendants had their pictures next to their name on IMDb, they both try to channel their inner sexy Chris Tucker and dat Ruby Rhod Twirl tho!

Crystal Beth and John Robert are back again and they discuss the shortened attention spans of people in the future, how even if you are in the background of a scene you can be interesting and the charming face of Stacey McKenzie.

Nick Jimenez from Back to the Future Minute and DuelingGenre.com joins Crystal Beth and John Robert and they are happy to announce that Ruby Rhod is in the house! Finally!

Nick Jimenez from Back to the Future Minute joins Crystal and John Robert again and they talk about sci-fi weapons of the 90s, Crystal admits that Milla Jovovich's acting in the airport drives her crazy and how do the Mangalore’s get the ability to change faces?

Nick Jimenez from DuelingGenre.com and Back to the Future Minute joins Crystal and John Robert for one of the most epic series of minutes yet! They talk about why “Leeloo Dallas Multipass” is so iconic, how bartenders will always be needed and that David and Bane should start a knitting circle.

Crystal Beth and John Robert talk more about the New York International Airport, how much fun Charlie Creed-Miles had portraying David, Milla Jovovich complains that she is “getting bored” while at the airport (how dare you!) which brings them to the theory of how only boring people get bored.

Crystal Beth is back with John Robert and today they talk about how amazing the production of the airport scene is, Dan Weil’s mirror effect and how long Korben has been wearing the same clothes. Hint: It’s not that long.

Crystal is out of town for the day and John Robert is joined by a mystery guest! They talk about the romance of Leeloo and Korben and how much more sensual it could have been without rewrites, how Vito nearly died in during said romance and she likes when Crystal is wrong.