The Fifth Eleminute

Gamer, Streamer and podcaster Carlo Rojas AKA Gus_53 joins Crystal and John Robert for a week of fun. In this episode they talk about how a bomb detector in a hotel would work, they debate on whether Korben was acting selfless throughout the film or not and Crystal gushes over Chris Tuckers performance. Again.

Brian Waddell joins The Fifth Eleminute for the last time this week and they discuss Ruby Rhod getting a manicure in the middle of all the carnage, how there shouldn’t be camera in the Diva’s suite even if it is the extra security room and they theorize about how Ruby is actually Detective James Carter from the past.

The glorious Brian Waddell joins The Fifth Eleminute again and in this episode they muse upon whether Besson made Baby Ray deaf because he doesn’t respect actors, how 4K HD TVs tends to make movies from before the year 2000 look awful and David Fishley kills it as Ruby’s sad assistant and Carlton Chance does not.

NYC comedian and computer brain Brian Waddell joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for the week and they discuss the joys of data chunking, how stressed out Zorg is at this point and why is the Control Room so close to all of the guests rooms?

Podcaster and Comedian Leif Enoksen joins The Fifth Eleminute for the last time and in this episode they talk about how if you want to kill a Mangalore just shoot him in the kneecap, Crystal notices that the floor rubble looks like parmesan cheese and how did Korben know that Ruby’s knees were bent when he shot around him? That could have been tragic.

Wonderful human, Leif Enoksen, joins Crystal Beth and John Robert again and they talk about how the Mangalore’s are definitely merchants, swoon over how Ruby Rhod continues to narrate the action for his show and could Korben really physically propel a Mangalore into the ceiling?

Comedian and podcast producer Leif Enoksen joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for a week of fun! They talk about how peanuts are the sharks of bar snacks, they talk about Ian Beckett should have gotten more work because he is amazing as Baby Ray and are the balls he tosses to Korben stuck together or just rolly buddies?

Crystal Beth’s best friend Sanam Skelly joins The Fifth Eleminute today and she has no clue what is going on. They try to explain the plot of The Fifth Element, they look at what alcohol is behind the bar that Korben crashed into and Sanam connects Die Hard, Unbreakable and The Fifth Element.

Comedian Jon Bershad hasn’t seen The Fifth Element so he joins Crystal and John Robert and in this episode they talk about a lot about Star Wars, even more about Valerian and of course The Fifth Element. The movie we are all here for.

Guest Emily Hughston Hoffman has never seen The Fifth Element and she joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for her first minute of perfection! In this episode they talk about Luc Besson’s use of color with his characters, how seeing Zorg scared is like seeing your dad cry and Emily thinks the stones are the Diva’s organs and that those organs are horcruxes.

Jacob and Tia join Crystal Beth and John Robert for their last episode together and they talk about small neurosis that people have, what the name of the Universe should be and Korben finally starts understand that Leeloo is more important than him in this mission.

Jacob and Tia join Crystal Beth and John Robert again and they talk about how the amazing costumes probably helped the extras stay in character better, the Diva might have been killed by her understudy and John Robert digs himself and hole then digs right back out again.

Crystal’s brother and sister, Jacob and Tia, join The Fifth Eleminute this week it’s the best! In this episode they talk about the difference in strength between fighting and tossing, how to play dead in a crisis situation and fish love poop.

It is Chris Scott’s third and last time on The Fifth Eleminute and they round out his time by talking about how much harder movies were to make before the digital age, Fhloston Paradise’s marketing team could rival Disney’s and Zorg is back!

New York City comedian Chris Scott joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for more Diva deconstruction, the Mangalore’s poor weaponry and c’mon Bruce, don’t be so hard to work with.

Comedian Chris Scott joins The Fifth Eleminute this week and they breakdown the Diva’s breakdown, they find more evidence that the Fifth Element has genetic memory and John doesn’t know how to hold a dog.

NYC comedian and actor Jared Hacker joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for the last time and they learn that Plava Laguna is a Croatian phrase for Blue Lagoon which makes sense because the Diva is blue, they talk about the Diva’s assistant for a little bit and just how much is a Mangalore face? In USD of course.

Jared Hacker joins Crystal Beth and John Robert for his second day with The Fifth Eleminute and they talk about how operatic singers were rockstars back in the mid to late 19th century, they give a bit of history lesson on the play Lucia de Lammermoor when Maria Callas sang it and John Robert crushes Crystal’s dreams of being a famous singer.

New York City comedian and actor Jared Hacker joins Crystal Beth and John Robert this week and in this episode they talk about Chris Tucker’s hair, details about the 3 days of filming at the Royal Opera House and how gravity might work on Fhloston Paradise.

TJ Del Reno from Unlimited Lives Radio joins The Fifth Eleminute for the last time and they talk about what they picture as the “best” opera house as, TJ talks about his days playing laser ball at State and how much he loves The Fifth Element.