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This week, Dan is joined by his animal handler, Lucy! Lucy can answer questions about shit skid marks left on couches, cheating lying girlfriends, jerk dom creeps AND do Dan's laundry with a smile.    She is truly a wonder.    Call us with your questions.  206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Come hear the tale of the woman who wanks like a toddler. Remember that boy who got booted out of the Christian singing group "Psalm 100" for being gay? Dan chats him up a bit.  How can a fickle bisexual chicken take the plunge and suck some cock already?    And more.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

"No sex before the game!" Is this bit of conventional wisdom wise?    A gay man wonders if his date being specifically NOT invited to a family wedding is in any way bigoted.    A man and woman are married only in the legal sense. But they still live together and enjoy each other's company. How do they roll out the nature of their odd relationship to potential lovers?    And more, more, more. 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Ladies: How should you react when your boyfriend accuses you of cheating on him because he can feel that your vagina is looser than he remembers it being? Oh, and he has a really small dick. Do you have man boobs? Maybe you shouldn't. Do lesbians perform oral sex on strap-ons? DO THEY??? And! Dan responds to Douchegate 2011. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter SANTORUM at checkout.

Apparently, there is someone more qualified to answer your filthy questions than Dan Savage. The identity of Dan's replacement may shock you… A man's buddy is accused of sexual assault by an acquaintance. The caller is dubious, but pretends to believe her. Should he confront her or lie in order to protect his friend?  Is there a polite way to suggest that a lady shave her nether-regions?    Remember: Think of the children.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast Also, would it kill you to Facebook-like Dan Savage? No it would not. 

It's the fairy dust show! Can Dan Savage reach into his man-purse, pull out a handful of pink fairy dust, sprinkle it all over your sexual problems, and cure you of whatever ails you?  No, he cannot.  206-201-2720  Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at 

This week the Lovecast is honored to welcome Dr. Anna Kaminski, medical director from Planned Parenthood. Hats off, everyone. Dan and Anna discuss the risks of herpes, chlamydia, pre-come, ass-licking and other deep medical topics. Anna quotes from scientific studies and Dan makes repulsive off-color jokes.   What's not to like?     Call us up: 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at    Donate to Planned Parenthood: 

  The Savage Lovecast is delighted to welcome Mistress Matisse, Seattle's charming and terrifying dominatrix. Can sadists get it on with other sadists? Is domming a viable career choice? Can the master-slave relationship work when it's time to do the dishes? All of this and more await you, worm. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter SANTORUM at checkout.    

After a young queer woman came out to her high-school friends, one of them utterly rejected her and expressed retroactive squeamishness for all the hugs they ever shared. What a creep.  A woman's gay friend with internalized homophobia disparages other gays and comes on to women when he's drunk. What a jerk.  A young lesbian's cousin sends her links to anti-gay reparative-therapy sites. Asshole!  Each one faces Dan's wrath. 206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Comment on this episode at  Tim's incredible music lives on at 

A son is more than a little jealous that his dad has multiple orgasms, and prays that perhaps it's genetic?  Research scientist and hymen expert Debby Herbenick confirms that *spoiler alert* the hymen does indeed exist.  You think you got it bad? At least YOU have a rectum…   And more.  206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

A woman who enjoys vanilla sex feels discriminated against by her kinky, poly posse.  A man recently home from Iraq doesn't know how to speak gently to the ladies anymore.  And hear the tale of Mike's friend's wife's nipples and the trouble they're bringing to his relationship.    Naughty nipples! 206-201-2720    Sex at Dawn is now out in paperback. Read the book that Dan Savage wants to marry.   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Hey, Lovecast listeners! Take this —it will help us out. Comment on this episode at .  

Gentle listeners of the podcast, it pains us to have to remind you to TEND TO YOUR UNICORN. In other words, if you have secured a lovely lady who is willing to be the third in your three-way, you are obligated to do her the courtesy of providing her with an ORGASM. Jesus Christ, people.   In other matters concerning etiquette, it is now officially BAD FORM to open your relationship to include your brother.   A young curmudgeonly lass has a long list of deal breakers. No drinking, no drugs, and no porn. Is she destined to be a spinster for all of her days?   And for the record, none of the TSARY are straight edge… we don't think. 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

What is the proper etiquette when you are offered $20 on the street to perform a sex act? A female sex worker in a new relationship wants to leave the life. Her boyfriend wants her to leave the life. But the money is so damn good! Can she ask him to support her while she gets her new life together? Can slapping a girl who didn't want to be slapped be reasonably construed as a "dick move"? We thought so, too. 206-201-2720 Oh! And we almost forgot! Hear Rachel's response to last week's marriage proposal… This episode is brought to you by FyreTV: the ultimate adult video experience. Sign up for FREE at  Comment on this episode at  Get yourself a copy of the Savage Love App (SLAP) for iPhone or Android while the gettin's good. Get yourself a copy of the Savage Love App (SLAP) for iPhone or Android while the gettin's good. 

The open-minded father of a 14-year-old lesbian wonders if he should allow her to have sleepovers with her girlfriend.Dan's position on the Mormon poly lifestyle… revealed!Is it intolerable to dump your boyfriend right when he's about to go into surgery?And more ethical dilemmas.206-201-2720Comment on what you heard here at And be sure to get yourself a copy of the Savage Love App for iTunes and Android.  

A meddling, deluded mother changes the relationship status on her gay son’s Facebook page to say he’s interested in women. How can this patient son help his mother through her tantrum phase?       A young woman’s 19-year-old cousin is planning on meeting a 42-year-old man she met online. He claims to be in an open relationship. What could go wrong?       A woman and her Method-actor boyfriend planned a night where they acted out their rape fantasy. Let’s hear how it went, shall we?       Call us up and ramble on:   206-201-2720       This episode is brought to you by FyreTV—the ultimate adult video experience. Sign up for FREE at .       Today’s episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter “Savage” at checkout.       Comment on this episode at 

A bi man and his lady enjoyed glorious bi-friendly sex until they had a baby. Then she demanded an immediate end to his bisexuality for fear he isn't a good enough role model for their son. Doesn't that suck?    A lesbian and her lady made a commitment to lose weight together. Our heroine has succeeded where her partner hasn't even tried. Does the caller have the right to demand that her partner lose a few pounds?    Dan speaks with David Jay, founder of Asexuality.org about what asexuality is and means to be a part of the asexual community.    And a lot more.  206-201-2720     Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.

Dan Savage? What is the connection between homosexuals and unicorns?    Can a gay man make out with a straight girl? Can he do that??   A woman complains that her boyfriend lays out a mighty sexy scene when he's texting her, but when it's time to actually do anything, he can't deliver. Is this a case of Madonna/whore syndrome?    And so much more.  206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   This episode is brought to you by FyreTV- the ultimate adult video experience. Sign up for FREE at www.FyreTV.com     Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Seriously now. What's the most environmentally friendly way to dispose of your jiz?    When encountering a man masturbating under cover of bushes in a public park, is it your responsibility to report him to the authorities?    A woman is having mind blowing sex with a chronic liar. Should she just nod and smile and take the sex, or run as fast as she can in the other direction?    What would you do?  206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by www.PinkVisual.com. They innovate, you masturbate.    Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

More rantings about a man named Weiner. Are garter belts inherently sexist, and is there a male equivalent?  Dan interviews Ogi Ogas, co-author of "A Billion Wicked Thoughts"  in which two computational neuroscientists embark on the largest study of sexuality since Kinsey.    And more.  206-201-2720     Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   This episode is brought to you by FyreTV- the ultimate adult video experience. Sign up for FREE at www.FyreTV.com   To comment on what you're heard on the show, go to www.thestranger.com/lovecast.

Is it wrong to contact the subsequent lovers of your lying, cheating, abusive ex and compare notes? What if one of the notes is that you have herpes?    A closeted lesbian is worried that if she comes out it will impact her parents- pillars in their conservative community.    A jealous lover makes his boyfriend write essays about his previous relationships. Dan has five special letters for this caller.      Now class. Your assignment is to call: 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Today's episode is brought to you by Netflix. For a free 30-day trial, go to .