Savage Lovecast

Introducing… the Panty Bandit! Coming to a bed near you?    A woman is enjoying a friends-with-benefits relationship. But the lad always bolts out of bed postcoitus without so much as a quick kiss good-bye. Would a little cuddling kill him?    A woman's boyfriend admits that he isn't sexually attracted to women. He's exclusively attracted to animals. Dan brings in Dr. Jesse Bering of Scientific American to help him with this one.    Neigh? 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   This episode is brought to you by www.Squarespace.com. They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage3 for a 30% discount. 

We begin our podcast with arguably the sleaziest caller we've ever encountered. It really has to be heard to be believed.  How can you help a friend when she's hung up on a psycho?  To aid a man who's wife has no libido whatsoever, Dan enlists the help of human sexuality expert, scientist, author and the generally convivial Dr. Debby Herbenick. And Dan speaks with mighty Washington state Senator Ed Murray on the strategy for winning gay marriage rights.    And win, we will. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

Yet another snooping girlfriend finds a cache of straight anal porn on her boyfriend's computer. Does this mean he should try sleeping with men?   Poor babysitter: The 5-year-old she was taking care of accidentally watched some homemade porn starring… her parents! How can the babysitter mitigate the damage?   And, is it possible to come out… too much?   Plus a lot more.  206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by . They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage2 for a 15% discount.    This episode is also brought to you by www.  Have you had safe sex lately? Put yourself on the map. 

A lesbian's partner shows her love by paying for everything. Unfortunately, she's kind of a jerk otherwise.  A man can't please his lady in bed unless he's blasted drunk. When sober, he worries that she's too tender and shy for the rough treatment she likes.  The mother of a little person is worried about all the little-people fetishists out there who will be interested in her daughter. She's only 17 months old, but when you're a mother, you worry.    Call us with your questions, large and small.  206-201-2720   This episode is brought to you by www.Squarespace.com. They make it so easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl, and if you want to buy it, use the offer code Savage2 for a 15% discount.    This episode is also brought to you by www.WhereDidYouWearIt.com  Have you had safe sex lately? Put yourself on the map.    View the full Making it Better video from the University of Florida: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJWtvwALxQo

The doctor is IN. Kindly, long-suffering Doctor Barak is back to answer your medical questions and submit to Dan's unique brand of torture. Dan and Doc discuss smoking weed while pregnant, herbal abortions, torn penises, and more. Some choice lines to listen for: "We aren't running out of Jamaicans" and "Grab the babies and run." Call us up to make us giggle and squirm. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at     Comment on this episode at

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a topless maid agonizes over her role in the aiding and abetting of infidelity. A man's sister employs a nanny. The nanny is hot. Should he shtup the nanny? And hear Dan's timeless Valentine's Day advice. Hint: It holds true on other days of the year, too. 206-201-2720   This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGG at checkout.    Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Comment on this episode at t

Swoon! It's Ira Glass, off his perch at This American Life, to join Dan in dispensing both sex advice and fart jokes.  It's Ira as you've never heard him before...   Don't miss this one. 206-201-2720     This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGG  at checkout.    Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Comment on this episode at

We've been getting lots of calls about losing one's virginity. Dan addresses a couple of them. Hey, 17-year-old boy: The tech-savvy at-risk youth would very much like to go back in time and lose our virginity to you. A man catches a lot of heat for being attracted to large women, so he dates thin women. How can he get over this?  And you will learn a little Hebrew.    We teach you all sorts of things on this show. Teach us something: 206-201-2720     This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something and be sure to enter GGG  at checkout.    Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Comment on this episode at

A newly employed dishwasher wants to have sex with both of his bosses because he suspects they may be swingers. Is this a wise course of action?  Dan discusses the intricate financial and marketing strategies of selling your used underpants. Everybody worries about coming out to their parents, but what about grandparents? Here's a big shout-out to the open-minded oldsters out there.  And we know you're out there.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

If your lady has a dream about being penetrated by five dicks, does that mean she actually wants to be penetrated by five dicks? Have you ever masturbated for a pretty lady on Chatroulette? Well, here's a man with a pretty face who looks a lot like a lady. Perhaps you've already met. And for those of you with troubled relationships with your siblings, come hear the horrid tale of the woman who hacked into her sister's e-mail, discovered that she has bi tendencies, and then forwarded these e-mails to everyone she knows. Now your sister doesn't look so bad, right?   Right? 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at

Dan speaks with Dr. James Cantor, professor of Psychiatry at the University of Toronto, about pedophilia. What the hell can be done?    Also, Science weighs in on the mysterious case of the mushroom in the jizz.    Happy New Year.    206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

It's the long-anticipated holiday horror show!  We asked for your tales of holiday lovin' gone wrong, and you delivered in force. You'll hear some freaky shit, a cautionary tale or two, and even some holiday gift ideas!!! Thanks for calling, listening, and sticking with us all these years.    206-201-2720   Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

  Dan speaks with cancer physician and researcher Dr. Ted Teknos about the HPV vaccine.    A GGG married woman acts out a cuckolding fantasy for her husband, and discovers that she likes it an awful lot. He- not so much. Can she make it work, or is it doomed to be a failed experiment?   And finally, prepare to have your tears jerked, folks. Dan speaks with the kid from episode 266 who was struggling with coming out to his conservative Christian family over the holidays. If you know anyone in this situation, let them listen to the tender conversation that follows.    Call us. Make us cry.  206-201-2720     This podcast is brought to you by www.ExtremeRestraints.com. Go buy something and be sure to enter LUCY at checkout.    Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

She received some flowers from her ex for her birthday. Does her current boyfriend have the right to freak the fuck out?  A woman wants to be splashed with her husband's semen, and have the semen be "live." How can they store jizz so that it remains potent? Like Santa Claus, she makes a list. Unlike Santa, she fucks every man on the list, and then crosses them off when she's done. Is this so wrong?  And more.  Call us, and leave us a tale of holiday love gone wrong, right or weird.  206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

It's Lucy's last show. Hats off to Dan's brave, plucky assistant. Small hands- big heart.  The calls! Wood. He shows it and grows it at the earliest opportunity. Is this a turn-off or something to cultivate?  A woman discovers her boyfriend has stashed away some women's underpants. They're definitely not hers…is this a problem?  A stunningly insecure gay man wonders if he should get circumcised to please his rude lover.  And so much more.  206-201-2720 This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audio book of your choice today at   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Dan converses with a former rent boy, and you get to listen in. Should a man with a jealousy problem date his neighbor who happens to be a stripper?  Gather round, listeners, and hear the spooky tale of the lover who still carries a torch for his dead mother. And other oddities. 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Check out Ask Dominic:   Comment on this episode at    

Lucy is back to help Dan navigate his way through questions about dicks snapping right off, living with sex addiction, and a triad of soft weenies.  Happy Thanksgiving, one and all.  206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout.   Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast

Poor, lonely Dan, broadcasting from an empty hotel room, finds it in his heart to advise a pee-shy watersports fetishist, an insecure autofellator, and a couple of sisters who both humped their cousin. All this before room service. (But don't worry! No on-air eating!) 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download a free audiobook of your choice today at Comment on this episode at   Here's the tiny url: www.tinyurl.com/wakerob

Baby? I know we don't know each other all that well, but I dig you so much that I want you to sleep with another man. Ok?  Is it true that soon churches will be FORCED to marry same sex couples or lose their delicious tax exemption???  A woman who hasn't had sex for years is considering ordering in. But should she rent a man or a woman?  And more. Lordy, you people are interesting!  Call us up with whatever you got: 206-201-2720   Today's episode is brought to you by . Get 50 percent off almost any item when you enter "Savage" at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Audible. Download Susie Bright's podcast for free at   Comment on this episode at www.thestranger.com/lovecast And finally. The Tech-Savvy At-Risk Youth command you to listen to this podcast as well: Why? Because it's really, really funny. You'll see. 

A woman is in an unacknowledged fuck-buddy situation. He calls her up to "watch a movie or something," and then they have sex. But he always seems to call her when she's on her period…   An open-minded mother isn't worried that her son watches porn. It's just that she doesn't like the kind of porn he's into.   Listen in as Lucy learns what a cream pie is.   And a lot more.     Call us with your questions, but please—not from the car. 206-201-2720   This podcast is brought to you by . Go buy something, and be sure to enter SANTORUM at checkout.