Synopsis
From “Pool Predators” to “Generation D.I.Y.”; “Dream House Kidnappers” to “PTSD-sign,” HGTV has provided you and your family with renovation inspiration for decades! Check out MAD HOUSE: the first and only podcast that gives you a behind-the-scenes look at the zany, iconic, and quirky hosts of the network's most popular shows you have never heard of. Throw out the blueprints and pour yourself some paint thinner—this is MAD HOUSE. * * * * We are not licensed by HGTV; This is a parody!! Cover art designed by David Bender Theme music by Reggie Math
Episodes
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12: The House Closes: Featuring Johnny, Joey, and Alexi from "Homecoming" (John MacGregor, Joey Lopez, and Alex Kagy)
28/01/2019 Duration: 55minOn the season finale of Mad House, Alan and Jack host very special guests, Johnny, Joey, and Alexi...Stansby--Alan's brothers! Jack, Alan and the boys discuss their recently-titled show, Homecoming, Alan's life living in a dog carcass, the importance of brotherly love, and long overdue library books and long lost mothers. This concluding episode is certainly not one to miss unless you have better things to do! (which we hope you don't)
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11: The House Loves Women: Featuring Casper and Pickle Spruce from "Trading Spruces" with special guest Madge Mordoon (Marielle O'Malley, Madison Gillis, and Sam Merriweather)
21/01/2019 Duration: 52minOn this jam packed 11th episode, Alan finally gets his shot at hosting by himself...and immediately blows it. Damien shows up with his ex-wife Madge, and attempts to work through their relationship issues with the help of today's guests: Casper and Pickle Spruce of "Trading Spruces". The Spruce Sisters discuss their swear swapping secrets, as well as the time they swapped parents with their children; Damien still talks funny; and Alan finds unexpected love.
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10: The House Kills It: Featuring John and Wayne Gacy from "H.H. Holmes' Homes." (Zach Barker and Billy Cox)
14/01/2019 Duration: 54minIn what many would consider Episode 10, Alan and Jack are visited by former "Mad House" host, Damien Mordoon in a violent reunion that fits perfectly in an episode featuring John & Wayne Gacy from "H.H. Holmes' Homes." Jack, Alan, (sometimes Damien) and the Gacy brothers discuss the tortured soul of Sinbad, the false flag operation that was "Shazaam" and the dark past of Linda Ellerbee from Nick at Nite.
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9: The International House of Podcast: Featuring Ludwig von Pimplepopper and Bernard Bonbon Jr. from "Warrant for Your Address" (Joe Borg and Scout Martin)
07/01/2019 Duration: 46minIn Episode 9, Jack and Alan bring in foreign hosts: Ludwig von Pimplepopper and Bernard Bonbon Jr. from the hit show, "Warrant for Your Address." It doesn't matter that they're foreign; in fact, forget we even mentioned that! You'll learn a lot when Jack, Alan, and those foreigners talk about guillotining young ostriches, raunchy makeovers, and tasty DIY treats!
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8: The House gets Yukked: Featuring Trent and Brent from "Fixer Yukkers" (Tim Beaton and Sean O'Connor)
31/12/2018 Duration: 45minThe show's cancelled....JUST KIDDING! You'll been in stitches after Episode 8 where prank bros Trent and Brent from "Fixer Yukkers" swing by the studio. These practical jokers pull a couple fast ones on Alan and Jack and discuss the infamous pranks on their show (most of which are murders). We also discuss Alan's medical diagnosis as a dipshit; Jack's second job as a lawyer; and Senator John McCain pops by!
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7: The House gets Fingered: Featuring Stephen Aspen from "Pub Police" (Matt Griffin)
17/12/2018 Duration: 50minAlan does a whoopsie and invites a host from a different network--whomp, whomp (he was beaten severely for this). On Episode 7, Alan, Jack and Stephen Aspen from "Pub Police" discuss the dangerous reality of fingering in bars; Alan's new life living in a dog kennel; and Jack's legal battles with Sublime.
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6: The House has Fatties in the Attic: Featuring Root Honeypuckle from "House Hunters: Whodunit?" (Mark O'Connell)
10/12/2018 Duration: 44minHot off the heels of Episode 5 comes Episode 6 because that's numbers, baby! Jack and Alan interview longtime host/producer Root Honeypuckle. Root provides an exclusive look at, "House Hunters: Whodunit?" as well as his upcoming show, "Fatties in the Attic." We also touch on Alan's visits to the "doctor," Jack's biblical traditions, and Mad House's partnership with Donuts!
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5: The House Goes Floral: Featuring Barkwood Clearwater Grassdarling from "Better Homes Are Gardens" (Dave Bender)
03/12/2018 Duration: 52minFor all you bushwhackers, tree huggers, and leaf blowers out there, don't miss Episode 5 where Jack and Alan sit down with Barkwood Clearwater Grassdarling from "Better Homes Are Gardens." Alan and Jack get to the root of polarizing topics like plant cum, bears mauling lifeguards at local pools, and Alan's newfound identity as a potato.
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4: The House Divided: Featuring Gene Capillary from "Second Home" (Alex Serra)
26/11/2018 Duration: 51minWhether you like it or not, Alan Stansby's back and Jack Khaki's alive! Four episodes in and we've got completely different hosts--this is going great! Episode 4 features Alan and Jack interview Gene Capillary of "Second Home." Our new hosts and their esteemed guest discuss topics such as the "creative process," sad clowns that are dads, and the importance of winning jetskis.
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3: The House Is Under New Management: Featuring Ben Brown from "Secret Rooms With Ben Brown" (Dan Hirshfield)
19/11/2018 Duration: 49minDo you like secrets? What about rooms? Well, you're in luck because we got Ben Brown from "Secret Rooms with Ben Brown" on episode three. We chat about Louisiana child labor laws, my ongoing marital issues, and a former UK prime minister. Also you'll meet me, Alan Stansby! This is fun!!!
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2: The House Is Forever Indebted To Jayden Smith: Featuring Travis Buckley from "Loaded Houses" (Ike Butler)
19/11/2018 Duration: 55minLeslie and Damien are back with a bang in Episode 2! They sit down with former child commercial actor Travis Buckley to discuss his show, "Loaded Houses." In this pill-poppin' good time, Leslie and Damien attempt the alphabet, talk to Jayden Smith, and introduce Travis to a "Michelangelo Wednesday" aka white wine and horse tranquilizers.
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1: The House Opens: Featuring Maven, Kraven, and Karen from "Tool's Tools" (Ethen Parets, Jeremy Peacock, and Laurel Gozzo)
14/11/2018 Duration: 44minAfter having their hit shows abruptly canceled, Leslie Michelangelo and Damien Mordoon were down and out. But, thanks to hard fought negotiations and excessive blackmailing, they’re back! And they’ve landed dream jobs as the hosts of their old Network's first and only podcast: “Mad House.” Join them each week as they interview the zany hosts of some of the most popular shows you have never heard of; with episode one featuring the young and extremely spry hosts of "Tool's Tools.” Throw out the blueprints and pour yourself some paint thinner. The doors are finally open; Welcome to Mad House!