I'm Not Drunk, You're Drunk!

Welcome to our loosey goosey episode! This week we challenged ourselves to answer a random questionnaire with one rule- no editing to the episode allowed![Disclaimer, there will be some background noise]Sit back, relax, and enjoy hearing about our most memorable birthdays, what we would take with us to a deserted island, what we had for dinner last night, and much more!Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

Please enjoy this episode RECORDED IN FEBRUARY, OOPS! We begin with an in depth review of Naturdays, Pete Davidson dating Kate Bekinsale, and the now forgotten Figi Water Girl. Claudia gets the ladies into the Bachelor, Layla (kind of) explains the Fyre lawsuit, and Kenzoe BOUGHT WHAT?Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

Buckle up, this is our best episode yet! We do a first impressions review of the (then new) 7 Rings video, Claudia gives her top 5 weirdest concert experiences, and we make a firm plan to make Layla watch Twilight. There's a DRAMATIC reading of the Azealia Banks/Grimes text beef. Kenzie is NOT okay halfway through, Chris Pratt got engaged, and Jessica Simpson named her baby WHAT?P.S. Spot all the burps!Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

We're back! This week, Claudia and Layla surprise Kenzie with new theme music. Multiple people are having babies, we try to guess what Kendall Jenner's post- Golden Globes announcement was going to be, and the beginning of the ladies' Tik Tok obsession is documented for all to hear. Shout out to Luke Blumenschein for Kenzie's awesome Christmas gift!Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

Well, well, well. Bet you forgot about us, huh? Well, we're back with an episode (recorded before Halloween) that we forgot to edit! Claudia educates us on show choir, Layla pitches the show 911, and the Kardashians steal designs (what else is new). Sabrina Bryan and Stephanie Beatriz got married (not to each other), Kate Hudson finally had her baby, and Layla GOT ATTACKED BY A PIGEON! Stay tuned at the end for an intellectual discussion of Layla's worst fear. Enjoy!Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

This week's show is SUPER loose, get ready! This week we ask the important questions like which word is more disgusting: CREAMY or MOIST? Offset walks the Jeremy Scott fashion show, Orlando Brown gets jail time, and Vince Vaughn was charged with DUI. Did Layla switch bodies with Kevin? Why is Ashlee Simpson getting a reality show? HOW DO YOU WISTLE?Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

We're Baaaack! This week, we get into our mutual hatred of ASMR, G-Easy and Halsey are back together, and Ariana Grande teaches us what "licking the bowl" is. Claudia had a hamster named Vanity, Tyga says he MADE Kylie, and Cardi B *allegedly* had two bartenders beat up because she thinks they slept with Offset.TELLING LIES!Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

GUYS, all of our audio issues have been solved! Join us for the first pod since Kenzie moved to talk about Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra getting their families together in India, Cara Delevingne mackin out with Ashley Benson, and Mariah Carey being terrified (?) of a shark! Tara Reid slurs on tv, 2 Chainz gets married, and we discuss our favorite crying movies. Enjoy!P.S. Please subscribe, rate, and review wherever you're listening!Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

Kenzie has a difficult time getting Claudia to stop talking about cats this week, good luck with that. Mama June had 9 LBS of skin removed, we learn allll about big dick energy, and we reminisce about Aly & AJ. The Jonas brothers and erections play a huge role in this episode, Cardi B has her baby shower, and Heather Locklear has had a rough life. Enjoy! WHAT A CHELSEASocial media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

Oh man, we packed a lot into a half hour this week. Mariah Carey's son is apparently a technological genius, Lil Kim filed for bankruptcy, and Kenzie rants about Chip Gaines. Then, we made Layla leave, and performed a kick ass slam poem about her. Claudia regales her time in the theatre, and we solidify that Sienna Miller and Kate Bosworth are 100% the same person. STAY TUNED AT THE END FOR SOME CRAZY NEWS ABOUT CLAUDIA'S FAMILY.P.S. A pictorial episode guide can be found on our instagram!Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

Claudia is BACK, BABY! This week, we talk about Liza Minnelli potentially going to see A Star is Born, Rosie O'Donnell's pregnant Daughter drama, and Jeremy Meeks having a baby with the heir of Topshop. John Stamos cries at his baby a lot, a cast member of Little Women LA gets vaginal rejuvenation, and we take a deep dive into our proposed merch list. Good luck, everyone! For a visual rundown on this episode, hop over to our instagram!Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

Welcome back! Unfortunately, Claudia couldn't make it this week, so join Layla and Kenzie as they venture into Cardi B learning that Donald Glover isn't who he says he is, Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande doing couple things, and Benedict Cumberbatch being a real life super hero. Drake has a baby (?!), Meghan Markle's ex husband gets engaged, and Layla has MAJOR anxiety at Sonic. P.S. Go to our Instagram for a pictorial episode guide!Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

This episode was recorded after the ladies brunched and played a Shrek drinking game all day, so it gets weird. Stories include twitter trolls blaming Mac Miller's DUI on Ariana Grande, K-Fed wanting more child support from Britney, and a Kim K nip slip. Jennifer Gardner got new chicks, Publix has no idea what Summa Cum Laude means, and we dive into the 2018 list of banned Ohio vanity license plates. P.S. Get ready for the #boobtalk!Note: We mention Demi Lovato in this episode, but it was recorded before her overdose.Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

Gear up, this week got weird! This episode, we learn Claudia's apartment might be haunted, discuss the importance of sexual education, and inadvertently bring back CAT CHAT during weekly gripes! Stories include Chrissy Teigen having her baby Miles, Ciara taking baby Future on a birthday helicopter ride, and Mac Miller's DUI. Kenzie learns about Bhad Bhabbie, Lil Tay, and Woah Vicky. Always remember, sometimes a good poop CAN be sexual!Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

Prepare yourself, we're pretty sure Claudia wasn't okay for this recording. We discuss Offset's car crash and controversies surrounding him and Cardi B, Beyonce buying a church (and white people going insane), and John Cena's embarrassing PR stunt on morning television. Caitlyn Jenner is getting married, Jack Osbourne is getting divorced, and Layla has a VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT. Stay tuned for weekly gripes to learn how Claudia made her mard on the Columbus Zoo.Social Media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

This "Maybe We Are Drunk" turned into us just talking for the most part, so it's coming to you as a bonus episode! This week, we discuss sex toys at length, Rihanna's new lingerie line, and Dakota Johnson dating Chris Martin. Claudia sings A LOT, we talk for a good 5 minutes about Harry Potter, and we stumble through a list and game. Enjoy!Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

We're back! This week, Claudia explains The Greatest Showman to everyone, Kylie has Baby Daddy Drama, and a lady is arrested for sending 65,000 texts in 1 year (cough, cough- Layla). Audrina Patridge is dating Ryan Cabrera again, Rihanna's house got burgled, and Claudia and Layla introduce Kenzie to Dua Lipa. Stay tuned for the end when Claudia sings almost the entirety of I N D E P E N D E N T.REAL LIFE CAN SUCK IT!Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

OH MAN, Layla and Kenzie almost throw hands in this episode. In between exchanging words, we find out about Iggy Azalea's severely broken nail (which was on TMZ's front page of news), Dennis Quaid getting divorced, and Jaden Smith choppin' it up with the bois. We uncover which characters almost ruined TV shows, and dive into spy kids/Meghan Trainor sex/ thumb people. (Also, Claudia goes IN on Scrappy Doo). It's shorter this week, but totally worth it!P.S. Layla went into cardiac arrest onceSHIVER ME TIMBERSSocial media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com

Oh hey! We had a lot to say this week! We learn of Lea Michele's engagement, Chrissy Teigen's baby shower (that she didn't want), and create a new marketing campaign for the NFL draft. The ladies talk about Layla's old email name, prom drama, and what our porn names would be. Other stories include Chad Michael Murray having kids (?!?!?), Cardi B being sued, and Katy Perry meeting the POPE!!!! I CALL HER HEFANIEEEEEEEP.S. Stay tuned after we end for a surprise!Social media:Twitter: @ImNotDrunkYour1 (the incorrect form of your)Instagram: @ImNotDrunkPodcastEmail: ImNotDrunkPodcast@gmail.com 

 If you can make it through this episode, gold star to you! This week, we accidentally got so drunk that the second show is now bonus content, (don't worry, a full episode is coming later this week). We touch on Jeremy Renner's child support payments, a Property Brothers' break up, and movie facts from Buzzfeed! Layla throws the pop filter at Kenzie, Claudia won't stop singing, and Kenzie and Claudia do some adlibs to old child nursery rhymes. If you're listening to this, GOOD LUCK.