You're Not Safe

After much deliberation Shelley and I are taking a break from the show. Listen to the 5 minute episode for a full explanation. We love you all and will see you later!

This week we finish up our discussion of the JonBenet Ramsey case and come to some pretty certain conclusions. Sorry about the abrupt transition between part one and two in this series, we had some recording issues that necessitated it. Enjoy!

This week on YNS Shelley and Bobby tackle the infamous JonBenet Ramsey case. Who killed this little girl? The creepy 9 year old brother, the beauty pageant obsessed mother, of the weirdly unemotional father, or some rando child molesting serial killer? In the first part of this two part series we cover the facts of the case and how it developed into the mess it became. Part 2 will cover the various theories that exist in this case.

This week on You're Not Safe we discuss the super secretive meeting of the worlds elite in Northern California. Every year in July roughly 2,000 of the most powerful people meet to make fun summer camp memories. The only problem is that they may be sacrificing babies to Canaanite demon gods. Also this is where the idea for the Manhattan Project was conceived and women are strictly forbidden.

This week on YNS, we conclude the story of Skinwalker Ranch and the conspiracies surrounding it. Robert Bigelow is our main attraction today, and boy is he a doozy! He is a budget motel business guy turned multi billionaire aerospace magnate that the US Government refers all UFO inquiries to. It just gets weirder and weirder on this one. Occult in the CIA, secret alien invasion plans, and more! Act now!

Hi guys, how's it going? I'm doing fine, thanks for asking. This week on YNS we discuss the mysterious case of the Sherman Ranch (aka Skinwalker Ranch). This ranch was owned by the Sherman family for only two years and they reported MANY odd occurances, including: poltergeist activity, cattle mutilations, UFOs, interdimensional portals, and werewolves. I have never read about one location having so much activity!

This week we finish up our discussion of the disappearance and death of Elisa Lam. We cover the different possibilities, including: bi-polar disorder, schizophrenia, invisibility cloaks, ghosts, demons and serial killers. I am going to go out on a limb here and say that the Illuminati probably didn't have anything to do with this. But that is for you to decide!

This week we discuss the mystery of Elisa Lam. She was a young Canadian woman who mysteriously vanished while vacationing in Los Angeles. Her body was discovered in a most unfortunate location, but for the details of that grisly affair you will need to listen to the full episode. The LAPD released the video of her minutes or hours (it's unknown) before her death. The video was clearly altered by the LAPD, but for what purpose? Was her death a bizarre and tragic suicide? Or something more sinister?

This week on YNS we discuss the very real possibility of both human and alien bases on the moon. We are visited by our moon friend Klaxxar, and Shelley is big doubter face. Talking points include: Moon Nazi's, secret US and Russian moon buddies, nuking the moon to measure our penis size, and NASA conspiracy cover ups.

This week on You're Not Safe we tell the story of Doris Bither who was haunted by a rather nasty demon known as an Incubi. She was brutally beaten and raped on multiple occasions by this nasty beast. The witness testimonies are very impressive and the investigation was very thorough. Her family witness the beatings regularly and on one occasion her oldest son witnessed the rape. Don't fret! This is not a sad episode, we are wildly inappropriate and insensitive so it's fun throughout. We also touch on the demonology and history of Incubus and Succubus with the return of an old friend.

This week on You're Not Safe we discuss the story of John Titor and his claim that he is a time traveler from the year 2036. Of course, Bobby goes on a weird tirade regarding libertarianism and time travelers. Apparently, Titor was in a military unit tasked with retrieving useful things from history. In his future, a civil war had torn the US apart and the Russians had started a nuclear war. We debate the possibilities of time travel and its implications. We also discuss the Man from Taured, an interdimensional traveler who showed up in 1954 in Japan. I mean, it's all crap, but it makes for a fun story.

This week we finish off our discussion of the Yorkshire Ripper. The audio got a little funky on this recording, sorry about that. Peter Sutcliff was a serial killer terrorized northern England during the 70's with seemingly countless attacks on women. We discuss the horrors of the murders a bit more, and how the English Police don't get enough credit in the work they do here. Also Margaret Thatcher makes an appearance.

This week we discuss the Yorkshire Ripper. Peter Sutcliff was a serial killer terrorized northern England during the 70's with seemingly countless attacks on women. He would run up and smash them with a hammer in the back of the noggin. Ouch. Also he liked to play with the corpses. I am so glad there are weirdos out there who like this stuff as much as we do.

G'day Mate! This week we discuss the Australian serial killer Eric Edger Cooke. He's a really disturbing bloke who indiscriminately ran down women in his car, shot men as they slept, and stabbed a lady in the face with a diving knife! His list of attacks and kills are oddly varied. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for my Australian accent. It's really really bad. Super bad. Sorry! Additionally, we changed the format of our serial killer episodes, so give a listen and let us know if you like it better or worse. 

In this weeks episode we explore the phenomenon of shadow people. Their short history in human culture is oddly rich and consistent with reports seemingly corroborating one another. Are they time travelers from the future, or interdimensional perverts, or just a hallucination of an imperfect human brain? You decide, cause I sure as shit don't know.

This week we finish up our discussion on the Satanic Panic. We review about the various cases of this moral panic that popped up in the US. Talking points include gun control, immigration, Trump hating, and other possible current day moral panics that are festering below the surface of our society. 

This week we break down the origins and evolution of Satanism. Bobby attempts to not offend goth kids, and fails at it. We then discuss what a moral panic is and how they typically happen in the United States. We also discuss the various hilarious and stupid moral panics that have gripped the US throughout our history.

This week we discuss the serial killer Robert Hansen. Possibly the most infamous killer from Alaska, he would kidnap, rape, and then hunt his victims. In fact, he was known for his hunting prowess and set many hunting records. Hansen went unnoticed for more than a decade because of the law enforcement bias towards the testimony of sex workers and because he fit in so well with the Anchorage community. He was eventually brought to justice by one would be victim who escaped and a sheriffs deputy who ignored the status quo.

This week on YNS we discuss the very credible sighting of a UFO by American Air Force officers at the Woodbend Air Base at Rendlesham Forest, England. After investigating what they believed to be a crashed aircraft they come across a small triangular metal craft that has odd hieroglyphics. This craft returned for three days straight and was witnessed by many Airmen and Officers at the base. The USAF claimed that the incident was never officially investigated and the UK Ministry of Defense deemed it to be no threat to nation security and therefore not worthy of an investigation. There is, however, evidence that this incident was investigated by the US and UK government and some evidence suggests that it was actually time travelers and not aliens.

In this episode we discuss the 1959 incident at Dyatlov Pass in the Northern Ural Mountains, Russia. Nine experienced snow hikers suffer mysterious deaths that no one has been able to explain. There has been a wide range of theories including an avalanche, complications with their fire, the military, UFO's and of course the Yeti. None of which really explain this bizarre incident.