It's About Hurting

Our best Star Trek episode since the last Star Trek episode is here! We watched the TNG Star Trek movie with the purple space bazooka this time. The one where Jonathan Frakes (NUMBER 1) was dutifully oiled up immediately before acting AND directing. It was moderately more entertaining than any given Star Trek Voyager episode, so by general entertainment standards, it was a depressing slog. Here at the Unwanted Epilogue, we wear our love for Star Trek on our ill-fitting uniformed sleeves, but even we find it difficult to look for things to love in this feature length TNG film where Data loses his mind and gets kinda nutty with it (for the 80th time), Warf fires a purple space bazooka at CGI drones and goes through puberty, and Picard experiences true love in a single moment while watching some lady get pummeled to death by falling rocks. I guess what we're trying to say is it was better than the Game of Thrones finale.