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"It was on the news". So, it's a brand new season! Paul and Krystal discuss the Season 2 premiere where Becky suffers an indignity while giving a speech. We also open up about embarassing teen moments, discuss the merits of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and ask the question just who is Craigy Blake? Let us know what you think, Cornballs! And please rate and subscribe to us in iTunes!  Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy! Stuff we chatted about: Cadbury Brunch Peanut Bar: https://www.cadbury.co.uk/products/cadbury-brunch-peanut-11676 Graze wow bakes: https://uk.graze.com/collections/wow-bakes Blossom intro: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhZuPakCnDs Inherit The Wind (1960) Movie Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpIjRdiUkx4 The Santa Clause (1994) Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx8FX7etF_8 Tim Allen: "

We did it! Krystal and Paul recap Season One of Roseanne. We talk about major character arcs and themes, our favourite side characters, favourite lines, top emotional scenes, and then Krystal and Paul each rank (drumroll please) every episode from worst to best! Also, Millie gets caught out in the rain and comes in pissed off and meowing. Tons of fun to be had, Cornballs! Here's Krystal and Paul's episode ranking, don't look below if you want to be surprised!   Our rankings, from Best to Worst! (1 is best, 23 is worst)   KRYSTAL 1. Nightmare On Oak Street 2. Dan’s Birthday Bash 3. Dear Mom and Dad 4. Toto, We’re Not in Kansas Anymore 5. The Monday Thru Friday Show 6. Bridge Over Troubled Sonny 7. Language Lessons 8. Workin’ Overtime 9. Father’s Day 10. PILOT - Life and Stuff 11. Becky’s Choice 12. Mall Story 13. Here’s to Good Friends 14. Canoga Time 15. Lovers’ Lane 16. Slice of Life 17. Let’s Call it Quits 18. Death and Stuff 19. Radio Days 20. The Memory Game 21. We’re in the Money 22. D-I-V-O-R-C-E 23.

"I guess we're not gonna make our quota today, honey bunch!" Would you believe it's the final (ultimate?) episode of Season 1 already? Paul and Krystal talk about 'Let's Call It Quits', the ep where things come to a head at Wellman Plastics. Also features some discussion on the art of compering, the origin of the word 'blue' and the deliciousness of 'Five Guys'. Let us know what you think, Cornballs! And please rate and subscribe to us in iTunes!  Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy! Stuff we chatted about: Five Guys: https://www.fiveguys.co.uk/ Pretty Woman gum scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj9MTcXHdlE Fred Dalton Thompson Quits Presidential Race:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DycMK9Fff9M Jerry Lewis says 'Lady': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WMr8ZISY-c Rotunda Comedy Club: https://www.rotundacomedy.club/ "I

Yes I'm sure petunias are perennials! You guys, it's the first ever appearance of Bev, Roseanne and Jackie's mom! And what a glorious episode it is. Krystal and Paul talk about "Dear Mom and Dad", the penultimate episode of Season One of Roseanne. We also talk about Roast Battles, and have a sneaky Working Class Food right at the end. Get caught up, Cornballs!    Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy!   Things we chatted about: Roast Battles Edinburgh https://www.instagram.com/roastbattleedinburgh/?hl=en Dina Hashem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7K3y4EPq10 John Randolph Sarah Cunningham blacklisted Hollywood https://www.theguardian.com/news/2004/mar/04/guardianobituaries.film Ma & Pa Kettle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_PkDGwoleA Bruce Willis surprises Roseanne https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNUNA63DJ8E She-Devil https://

If Roseanne joined forces with Faulty Towers, “Death and Stuff”, ep21 of S1 would be the result. Krystal and Paul have a pretty deep convo right at the start about the vulnerability of doing comedy, and Krystal has a mega weird confessional in Working Class Food. Let us know what you think, Cornballs! And please rate and subscribe to us in iTunes!  Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy! Stuff we chatted about: Buy tickets to Krystal’s Edinburgh Fringe Show! https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/krystal-evans-fishnets   Vote for Krystal for Best Newcomer in Scottish Comedy Awards (if you’re in the industry!):  https://scottishcomedy.wordpress.com   Death of a Salesman: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_a_Salesman   Faulty Towers corpse episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv0ibFHnvg4   Lee Garlington https://www.imdb.

I wanna live! Krystal and Paul discuss "Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore", episode 20 of Season 1. We both agree, this was a good ep. Good ol Grace McKeaney might just nab the prize for best Season One writer in our books. We also talk about misquoted famous quotes from films, Hamburger Helper, conspiracy theory newspapers, and George W Bush's self portraits. Enjoy, Cornballs!   Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy!   Janey Godley  https://twitter.com/JaneyGodley   Matt Watson https://www.mattwatsoncomedy.com   Heather Jordan Ross https://www.hjross.ca   She-Devil https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm4c5L9sWD8   George Banks actor https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Tomlinson   Ed Wynn https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Wynn   Hamburger Helper https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger_Helper   Philco https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/

This week we're on Ep 19 of Season 1, 'Workin' Overtime' in which Roseanne and Dan struggle to keep the household and their sanity running smoothly amongst Roseanne's mandatory overtime at Wellman Plastics. Paul and Krystal also have loads to discuss, including Paul's sore tooth, Krystal's son's 4th birthday party, Don Ho, and why Paul's driving instructor doesn't know what a Tyrannosaurus Rex is. Also if you listen closely, Paul's cat Millie makes her Creamed Corn debut! Take a load off and unwind with us, Cornballs. Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy!   Things we chatted about: T. Rex in Town at Kelvin Hall: https://kelvinhall.org.uk/trex/ Roseanne Season 1 Bloopers: https://youtu.be/Ral-8nTrhTM?t=148 Chipper Chicken https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TifReX38I8M Don Ho - Tiny Bubbles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t45D

Live from Maryhill, Glasgow! Krystal and Paul had a lot to catch up on, apparently, because this episode is super long. We're talking about Slice of Life, episode 18 of Season 1 of Roseanne, and we also have big chats about what it would be like to be famous, professional laughers, slumber parties, the American health care system, and much (much) more. Get stuck in, Cornballs!   Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy!   Things we chatted about:   Seincast, a Seinfeld Podcast http://seincast.libsyn.com   Annie, Get Your Gun "Anything You Can Do" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fW5Z2z6pXM   "Mrs. Robinson", Frank Sinatra https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szLD-XYQL5g   Lynne Thigpen Carmen Sandiego/The Warriors   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cj8bAd9fQ18   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pck19C7GkC4   Comedy Bang Bang (Carl Tar

It's the episode that never ends! Krystal, Jordan, and Paul have way too much fun discussing episode 17 of Season 1, "Becky's Choice". Becky sneaks out of the house to meet a bad boy and has to face the wrath of her parents. We talk about The 60s Generation, Napster, Big (The Tom Hanks Movie), and Jordan reveals his real first name! Aloha, aloha, aloha. Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy!   Things we chatted about: Napster https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napster   Overboard: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093693/   The Lunts: https://catcher-in-the-rye-mike-and-will.fandom.com/wiki/The_Lunts   Father Knows Best: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Knows_Best   Darlene said "There was LAUNDRY on your bed", not "water", whoops.  

It's a three-way! Krystal and Jordan welcome comedian Paul McDaniel to join in Roseanne chats and drop the very sad bomb that Jordan is going to be leaving us after season one, much like the first Becky. Large shoes to fill but Paul's up for it. We discuss "Mall Story", episode 16 of Season 1 of Roseanne and also chat about fitness fads in the 80s, In Living Color, the Golden Girls, and the way dads park and take family photos. It's a long one but it's worth it, Cornballs!    Follow us: Subscribe on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Jordan's Twitter! Paul's Twitter!   Things we chatted about:   Amber Alert: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amber_alert   Suzanne Somers Thighmaster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_9LKmITloc   In Living Color:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlqH9qQchfY   Mr. Show with Bob and David: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qojw-JwQgpU   Curly Sue: https://www.youtube.c

Such a good ep. Krystal and Jordan discuss episode 15, season 1 of Roseanne, "Nightmare on Oak Street". Krystal's favourite episode so far, and one that may have even helped her growing up. We also talk about watching scary movies too young, periods, haircuts, and we have our most shocking Working Class Food submission yet. Enjoy, Cornballs.   Hercules the Bear - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwD89urK5Ds Canadian Comedian McDonald's Tattoo - https://www.thespec.com/news-story/8322495-lovin-it-canadian-comedian-gets-tattoo-celebrating-mcdonald-s-all-day-breakfast/ Is PMS real? - https://www.utoronto.ca/news/pms-may-not-exist-research-shows http://www.cihr-irsc.gc.ca/e/48939.html Follow us: Subscribe on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Jordan's Twitter!

Krystal and Jordan chat about episode 14 of Season 1 of Roseanne, "Father's Day". Guest star Ed Beatty plays Dan's dad. We also chat about effed-up parent-child dynamics, why the phrase "work smart not hard" is bullshit, and we have a lovely Working Class Food submission.  Ned Beatty: https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000885/ "I Hate Scotland" by Ballboy https://youtu.be/BOJXT6UFhQI "The Tradesmen: Making an Art of Work" Mike Rowe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibLEic2hZCs Don Cardwell, MLB player https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Cardwell Hamburger Helper https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger_Helper   Follow us: Subscribe on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Jordan's Twitter!

It's the first sappy genuine heartfelt episode of Roseanne! Krystal and Jordan share, laugh, and learn about Season 1, Episode 13 of Roseanne, "Bridge Over Troubled Sonny". Crystal (from the show) struggles with the loss of her first husband, Sonny. Krystal's real life son is named Sonny so this show is obviously imbedded deep within her subconscious. We also chat about smokin weed, and the famous Scotland native, Hercules the Bear.  Hercules the Bear! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwD89urK5Ds Follow us: Subscribe on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Jordan's Twitter!

It's a good ep, people. Krystal and Jordan talk about Season 1, episode 12 of Roseanne, "The Monday Thru Friday Show". Up top, we apologise for a rant we went on a couple episodes back. We also talk more about Mel Gibson, why Jordan hates Braveheart, why Krystal hates Patriotism, and why everyone should be playing Mariokart on the Nintendo Switch.    News anchors not knowing what the internet is:  https://youtu.be/UlJku_CSyNg   Princess Diana died on 31 August 1997.    Follow us: Subscribe on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Jordan's Twitter!

Krystal and Jordan talk about Canoga Time, episode 11 in season one of Roseanne. We've got a great Working Class Food submission from Scottish comedian Robin Grainger, good chats about garage sales, Stovies, also Jackie has a secret sexy tattoo.    Follow us: Subscribe on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Jordan's Twitter!

Oh dear! Krystal and Jordan agree, episode 10 of Season one, "Saturday", is a bit of a low point for Roseanne (the show). In recent news, Roseanne (the person) has also sunk to quite a personal low. Listen to Krystal and Jordan hash out some sexist cliches. Also, we got one hell of a Working Class Food submission! Get listening, Cornballs! Follow us: Subscribe on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Jordan's Twitter!

Episode 9 of Season 1, "Dan's Birthday Bash" is by far Krystal's favourite episode so far. Jordan isn't so sure. Krystal shares what happened after she ate 11 bowls of Fruity Pebbles in one day, and Jordan reminisces over his experiences with physical fights.  Correction: Krystal mentions the movie "Forever Young", and says it stars Kevin Costner, but it's actually starring Mel Gibson. Follow us: Subscribe on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Jordan's Twitter!

This week, a homeless man knocks at Krystal's door interrupting our recording session (listen to the over to hear the hijinks) and we also discuss season one episode eight of Roseanne, "Here's to Good Friends". Is objectifying men an ok thing to do just because men have done it to women for ages? What alcohol products have traumatised Jordan and Krystal's youths? Have a listen, Cornballs! Mentioned in this episode:  Shoop by Salt n Pepa  Organic Jim - the local Edinburgh homeless man that chapped at Krystal's door   Follow us: Subscribe on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Jordan's Twitter!

Not only do we chat about Season 1, Episode 7 of Roseanne, "The Memory Game" in this episode, but we also we discuss McDonald's, our personal high school experiences, and we delve into some of the brutal details of Roseanne's racist tweet. Mentioned in this ep: Peep Show - Piss kidney Listen to Krystal in the final of the Leicester Mercury New Comedian of the Year competition on Union Jack Radio on 23rd February at 8.30pm: https://www.unionjack.co.uk/info/how-to-listen/streaming/   Follow us: Subscribe on iTunes! Our website! www.creamedcornpod.com CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! @creamedcornpod CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Jordan's Twitter!

Hi Creamed Cornballs, this is episode 6, Lovers' Lane! We cover a lot in this ep - tons of Working Class Food chat, bowling alleys, the Flinstones advertising cigarettes and the meaning of the word "skag".     Mentioned in this episode:    Skipper's Restaurant   Flinstone's cigarette commercial   Season 1 bloopers   Follow us: Subscribe on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Jordan's Twitter!