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This week Krystal and Paul discuss 'Fender Bender', Season 2 Episode 21 of Roseanne. An episode where Roseanne/Roxanne gets rear ended by her former employer, Mrs Wellman. We also discuss how to make pancakes fluffy, the sheer number of comedians who conducting Harry Potter tours and the enduring awesomeness of the Brady Bunch Movie. Things we chatted about:  The Brady Bunch Movie Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMicH5Mt7_s Milton and the Office Space short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7uhJQK7bAc Stewart Lee / Sharknado 3: https://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2016/07/08/25244/you_wont_believe_how_netflix_describes_stewart_lees_show Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Glasgow Comedy Festival Show 2020! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Glasgow Comedy Festival Show 2020! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy! 

This week, Paul and Krystal are sippin tea and chatting about "To Tell the Truth", Episode 20, Season 2 of Roseanne. The second half of a two-parter in which Jackie isn't speaking to Roseanne for meddling in her love life. We also debrief on the Scottish Comedian of the Year competition (Paul won Runner-Up!), women inventors, sex before marriage, and white saviours in films.    Things we chatted about: Key & Peele Dubstep sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kod1q39ddE Hedy Lamarr, Actor and Inventor https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/mar/08/hedy-lamarr-1940s-bombshell-helped-invent-wifi-missile Marlon Brando sending Sacheen Littlefeather to accept Oscar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QUacU0I4yU   Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Glasgow Comedy Festival Show 2020! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Glasgow Comedy Festival Show 2020! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy! 

"Twelve years of high school and you go out and do something completely stupid." Krystal and Paul are once again joined by their special guest, the hilarious Michael Redmond. In this episode all 3 of us discuss Season 2 Episode 18 'All Of Me', where Roseanne starts to worry that Jackie's new relationship might just be too perfect. We also chat about double glazing in America, our favourite words for the toliet, and who the hell is Gidgit?   Things we chatted about: Special Guest, Michael Redmond! https://twitter.com/redmondmichael1 Sunday Service with Michael Redmond at The Stand, Glasgow https://www.thestand.co.uk/performances/717-9054-michael-redmonds-sunday-service-20191117-glasgow/ Gidgit Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWUhKhufq50 Did Thomas Crapper invent the flush toilet? https://www.liveabout.com/myth-busted-sir-thomas-crapper-invented-the-flush-toilet-3299272 Oh Kay!: Someone to Watch Over Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbN-WTw679A Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! CreamedCorn

She's flipped, hose her down! In today's episode, Krystal and Paul are joined by the hilarious comedian Michael Redmond! We can't believe he agreed to do our little podcast, but we're honoured. Today we talk about "I'm Hungry" from Season 2, where Roseanne tries to go on a diet. We also talk about Mallomars, brain freeze, exercise, Michael being chased around a pitch by a priest with an umbrella, and Paul explains why he was in charge of weighing women.  Things we chatted about: Special Guest, Michael Redmond! https://twitter.com/redmondmichael1 Sunday Service with Michael Redmond at The Stand, Glasgow https://www.thestand.co.uk/performances/717-9054-michael-redmonds-sunday-service-20191117-glasgow/ Friends nipples out https://www.comedycentral.co.uk/news/there-really-were-a-lot-of-nipples-in-friends-werent-there  Mallomars https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate-coated_marshmallow_treats#Mallomars Brain Freeze https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/05/130522095335.htm Exercise and weight loss https://www

"If the coffee's no good, I ain't working here!" Krystal and Paul discuss 'Hair', Season 2 Episode 17. Roseanne feels she's sunk to an all-time low when she gets a job sweeping up hair at a hair salon. But has she? We also find time to chat about musical theatre, the sexism of 1960s sitcoms, and the plus sides of winter. Have a listen, Cornballs. It's "wonderful!" Things we talked about: How we made the nuclear apocalypse TV drama Threads - https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2019/jan/08/how-we-made-threads Article about Hair - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-45625785 Lemonheads 'Frank Mills; - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUQg9PpE1iY What About Bob? bus scene - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MVJOI8RbnQ Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy!  Why Americans love Great British Bake Off - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u

Hey man, don't let your ancestors bum your trip. Krystal and Paul discuss "Born to be Wild", Season 2 episode 16. Dan and Roseanne are visited by an old friend, Ziggy, who reminds them of who they used to be - motorcycle riding rebels. We also chat about Paul Giamatti, famous Mouseketeers, and Jake the Snake Roberts. Far out, Cornballs.   Things we chatted about:   R U Talkin' R.E.M. RE: ME? podcast https://www.earwolf.com/show/u-talkin-u2-to-me/     Stewart Francis: Into the Punset - Farewell Tour: https://www.stewartfrancis.com/dates.html    Paul Giamatti as Pig Vomit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-2EJ3ugk7Q     Famous Mouseketeers: https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/stars-who-were-mouseketeers/    Dennis Day found dead: https://people.com/tv/mouseketeer-dennis-day-found-dead-in-home/   Yor, the Hunter from the Future: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yor,_the_Hunter_from_the_Future Jake the Snake Roberts DDT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSI8uJp6Cjw    Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes!

"So basically, the food is in the refrigerator." Krystal and Paul have reached 'An Officer and A Gentleman' a slightly odd episode that seems to almost take place in an alternate reality where Roseanne is gone and Jackie is playing housewife in her place. But the biggest oddity of this episode is this: What on earth has Roseanne got on her head? Expect lots of chat about bad driving lessons, what apple sauce looks like, the iconography of Richard Gere endings and the changing attitudes to Rosie O'Donnell. Things We Chatted About:  Rosie O'Donnell standup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNV5Q_mMkjY Rosie O'Donnell on Gun Control: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtkgoGY4Cm4 An Officer and A Gentleman Movie Ending: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EeIvsvBXHI&t=72s Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy! 

This week, we're women of the 90s! Krystal and Paul discuss 'One For the Road', episode 14 of Season 2 of Roseanne. Becky and her friend Dana get drunk, and have to deal with the consequences. We also chat about collect calls, nostalgic bands, and the "right" reasons to drink. Get it in your ears, pals!   Things We Chatted About:    Peep Show clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_mhiOqqj7M     Phil Harris on The Johnny Cash Show singing Smoke, Smoke That Cigarette: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87TcFNqKQbg     Green Day Billie Joe Armstrong freaking out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9zogQOmQVM     Mel Smith on Jonathan Ross: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJH47CGG05g     R U Talking REM RE: ME? podcast https://www.earwolf.com/show/u-talkin-u2-to-me/     Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy! 

"Can someone let the little maggot in?" Krystal and Paul each grab a wing and get stuck into Joss Whedon's final episode for the show: 'Chicken Hearts'. We also discuss how to be 'business minded', rant about annoying people in supermarkets and one of us also struggles to pronounce 'carburetor'. But which one of us? Find out by listening, Cornballs! Glenn Shadix on his 'Ex-Gay' Shock therapy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gIUnr2gojU "It gets better@ - Love, Pixar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a4MR8oI_B8 John Lasseter: Pixar founder on leave over 'unwanted hugs': https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42070920 Montessori education: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montessori_education Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy! 

Dear God, please help me stop doing you-know-what. Paul and Krystal discuss "No Talking" from Season two of Roseanne- Becky is being a god awful nightmare of a teen, while Roseanne struggles to not invade her privacy to find out what is wrong with her daughter. We also discuss Jeremy Kyle, why labour is depicted wrong in tv and movies, and celeb worship. We are getting so good at this, Cornballs.   THINGS WE CHATTED ABOUT:   Mirth Meltdown https://www.facebook.com/MirthMeltdown/     Jeremy Kyle - why was he cancelled? https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/jeremy-kyle-show-cancelled-stephen-dymond-death-guest-itv-latest-a8914471.html     Does the Laughing Cow look like Ewan McGregor? https://twitter.com/thelaughingcow     Hot Topic https://www.hottopic.com/     Island Discs https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006qnmr     Oprah for president https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-46067597/oprah-winfrey-i-don-t-want-to-run-for-us-president     Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Ou

Krystal and Paul are back once again chatting about Roseanne Season 2 Episode 11: 'Lobocop', the second episode written by Tom Arnold and the one where Roseanne and Dan start to feel the pressure of Roseanne working two jobs. We also find time to discuss the merits of iced tea, loud sneezers and car crash interviews. Things we chatted about: V. Stiviano interviewed by Barbara Walters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cYr2OCqXxs James Brown interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMhnIUOOLdE Robocop trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tC_5mp3udE Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy! 

Krystal and Paul are back this week discussing 'Brain-Dead Poets Society' from Season 2 of Roseanne. Gosh this is a great Darlene-centric episode; written once again by the legendary Joss Whedon. We also have a post-Fringe breakdown, talk about skiving, dick slips in movies, and Canon in D by Pachelbel. Try not to cry, Cornballs! Things we chatted about: Now and Then movie - Devon Sawa dick slip https://news.avclub.com/millennials-discuss-the-thrill-of-almost-seeing-devon-s-1835873671    Here's what 'The Rents' means!  https://www.internetslang.com/RENTS-meaning-definition.asp    Act your age, not your shoe size: https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/320894/what-is-the-origin-of-act-your-age-not-your-shoe-size    Canon in D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptk_1Dc2iPY   Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy! 

Paul and Krystal get stuck in to the Thanksgiving treat that is Roseanne Season 2 Episode 9: 'We Gather Together'. We also chat about drinking with parents, a history of moral panics and traffic light parties vs. Rainbow parties.  Be thankful it's not 'Sweet Dreams'! Rainbow parties: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rainbow_party_(sexuality) Traffic light parties: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stop_light_party Alternative Comedy Memorial Society: https://noblefailure.org/ Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy! 

We've got a guest on today's ep, comedian Mary Bourke! In Season 2, Episode 8, Roseanne attempted a musical dreamscape bottleneck episode. Worst episode ever? You be the judge, Cornballs. We all agree, it missed the mark a bit. Also, you can almost hear the tension as the three of us barrelled through with only one working microphone, so the sound quality on this one isn't great! Apologies, but hey! It does fit in with how awful this Roseanne episode is.    Bob Fosse/Michael Jackson dance moves https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-qUMzMVzdw    Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy!  Mary Bourke's Twitter!

"This time it's personal!" Trick 'R' Treat, you guys! Paul and Krystal take on Season 2 Episode 7 of Roseanne: 'Boo!' It's the first of many Halloween episodes and it will have you laughing till you're coffin'. We also chat about our best Halloween costumes, getting back into writing and the rubbishness of being burgled! Eat, drink and be scary, Cornballs! Jaws The Revenge Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opiCMIN3PNg Revenge of The Nerds Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIZH5TKnEeg American Scream Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYXNXvX6qoI Roseanne Halloween Episodes Ranked Best to Worst: https://tvline.com/2017/10/26/roseanne-watch-halloween-episodes-ranked-best-worst-photos/ APB: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=apb 'Young Frankenstein' Igor (Eyegor): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyU99BCNRuU Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEyWqVfY4vo Material Girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p-lDYPR2P8

He kissed me! Hey guys, get ready for Paul and Krystal to chat about tons of stuff in this ep, not least Episode 6 of Season 2 of Roseanne, "Five of a Kind". The infamous Tom Arnold makes his first appearance on the show as Arnie, and we see Jackie in her cool cop uniform. We also chat a ton about 90s sitcoms, movies, poker, Whale Wars, and most importantly, which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle was your favourite? You'll like this one, Cornballs. Stuff we chatted about:   The Idles https://www.idlesband.com   “George” https://youtu.be/On28qsX2jIE   Tom Arnold’s Roseanne tattoo https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2201394/Tom-Arnold-regrets-Roseanne-tattoo--calls-Chad-Johnson-stupid-doing-thing.html   Whale Wars “Final Confrontation” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jGTFiEnRPY   Barenaked Ladies - What a Good Boy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_AOeS8N6b0     Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagra

"My God, you've done the Maths!" Krystal and Paul talk about Season 2 Episode 5 'Somebody Stole My Gal'. They also find some time to debate the nationality of Hugo Weaving, reminisce on the renting of videotapes and ask the question: how should 'maths' be pronounced? Things we chatted about:  Hocus Pocus Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4e6YQFrt1s Bette Midler vs Donald Trump: http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/06/bette-midler-on-her-long-running-spat-with-donald-trump.html Days Of Our Lives Opening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAiqeB4p028 Doctor Zhivago Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGGr21PilKY Sara Gilbert in High Fidelity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr8OvGVtyQo Sara Gilbert talks about family life: https://popculture.com/celebrity/2019/04/20/the-talk-sara-gilbert-rare-look-into-family-life/ Johnnie Ray - Somebody Stole My Gal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcN8_qGOrg8 The Ballad of Davy Crockett: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzAwQUwaUYY Follow us: Subscribe and Review o

Bert, I hate you. It's Season 2, episode 4 of Roseanne! The real title of this episode (we're pretty sure) is House of Grown-Ups. Paul pushes through this ep and the next even though he's got a killer hangover! We also talk about weird coincidences, why drinks should have lots of ice, and how upset the news makes us (mostly Krystal). Get stuck in, Cornballs.   Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Comedy!  Edgar Allan Poe Richard Parker coincidence: http://anomalyinfo.com/Stories/1884-october-coincidence-and-death-richard-parker   Denis the Menace coincidence: http://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2012/04/the-curious-tale-of-dennis-the-menace   Donate to support families at the Mexican border: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/kidsattheborder

"I can read you and you're nuts" Krystal and Paul talk about Season 2 Episode 3 'Guilt By Disassociation'. The first episode written by the future Mr Barr, Tom Arnold! We also discuss surprise parties, how to make the best french toast, and whatever happened to Dianne Wiest? Roseanne hosting the MTV Awards 1994: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAl2s-cHxEs&t=150s Roseanne and Tom Arnold Breakup Coverage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQbJECCp8Fs&t=74s Entertainment Weekly Article on Roseanne and Tom's Big Food Diner: https://ew.com/article/1992/12/25/roseanne-and-toms-big-food-diner/ Parenthood vibrator scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh-r-BjOfKg Steven Spielberg's restaurant: http://mentalfloss.com/article/537115/why-steven-spielbergs-nautically-themed-dive-restaurant-sunk Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Paul McDaniel Com

Ow, you sexy thang! Krystal and Paul talk about Episode 2 of Season 2, "The Little Sister". Holy cow, the legendary Joss Whedon wrote this episode- and it shows, this ep is top class. We also chat about tattoos, Julia Child, Louis CK, and porn. Just listen, it's a great ep Cornballs! Things we chatted about:   The Payback: hip-hop https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0006446/the-payback-hiphop   Hannah Gadsby  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aE29fiatQ0   Joss Whedon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joss_Whedon   Parenthood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgrbuRNc-AQ   Julia Child Remixed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80ZrUI7RNfI   Collage of faceless women in movie posters: https://scroll.in/reel/872522/headless-women-of-hollywood-a-social-media-project-highlights-the-faceless-women-in-movie-posters Follow us: Subscribe and Review on iTunes! Our website! CreamedCornPod on Facebook! CreamedCornPod on Twitter! CreamedCornPod on Instagram! Krystal's Twitter! Krystal Evans Comedy! Paul's Twitter! Pau