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Your podcast heroes bask in the fully operational glory of Jeri Ryan in a red dress as we review "Human Error". Seven of Nine re-activates her World of Warcraft account and gets just a little too involved in that RP server as she tries to become a real girl. Meanwhile, her coworkers are kinda jerks, but then again she did shoot at them a lot.

It's a jailbreak within a jailbreak as we review "Workforce, Part 2". There are good cops, bad doctors, effective detective work, shootouts, and more...all to serve the greatest betrayal of all time.

We get a front row seat to Kathy J getting to live her best life in "Workforce". We observe as the Captain trades her pips to punch a clock at the power plant, finds a great Silver Fox to shack up with, and burns another roast. Meanwhile, a pretty good episode takes place behind her!

Voyager finds out who runs Barter Town when they wind up in "The Void"! We get those major Babylon 5 vibes as Janeway pairs together he two favorite things - diplomacy and bad decision making! Also the Doctor teaches Techno.

Voyager pulls up along side a generational Klingon party bus and hyjinks ensue as your podcast heroes review "Prophecy". What happens when a band of heavy metal samurai have a case of the West Virginia's and they think B'Elanna's baby is Jesus? Meanwhile, Neelix arrives at the moment he trained his whole life for, and we are here for it.

Your podcast heroes get back on track with a review of "Repentance" (and a little bit on "Lineage"). When Voyager saves some Space Texans and the Doctor fixes a murder brain, what happens when the Federation encounter a Very Special Episode?

Your podcast heroes take a quick (previously Patreon only) sidequest into one of their other favorite fictional sci-fi universes involving Ron Moore - Battlestar Galactica! We review the oddball TV movie Razor and dive deep on the pre-streaming dawn of the Golden Age of Television, BSG as a series, and of course the merits of an entire feature length film that serves as largely irrelevant backstory.

The deepest fan service is on the menu as we review "Shattered", the Voyager installment made for nerds like us. This week, Chakotay has to remember all the plots as the Ghost of Voyager's Future and outwit his almost baby mamma Burn Queen one more time.

Your podcast heroes finish off "Flesh and Blood" and ask all the tough questions. Is Evil Hologram Jesus a cookie cutter bad guy or a well developed antagonist? How much better would Voyager be with a kill-team of murder AI? Ar those who eat butt still able to enter Sto-vo-kor?

We all learn the lesson that you need to play nice with your toys as we review Part 1 of "Flesh and Blood"! Our favorite World War 2 Cosplayers show back up and made a big oopsie, the EMH engages in a bit of light treason, and Peter nearly scared himself dead in VR.

Your podcast heroes lay into one of the all time Jabroni circus episodes when they review "Nightingale"! Marvel as we suffer through Starfleet officers lacking adult reasoning skills and Harry Kim being the biggest whiny douche in the quadrant, all while B'Elanna takes a trip to Cougar Town.

We all find out together how much Peter hates fun as we review "Body and Soul", a fun, breezy rom-com of an episode that one half of this duo just can't bring himself to like. One thing we do agree on? Tom Paris is the dirtiest pimp in the Delta Quadrant!

Yet another great episode of Next Gen breaks out in the middle of Voyager as we watch the adventures of Barclay with "Inside Man." Your podcast hero's teenage fantasies are paid off as Ferengi...engage in mass murder for profit? Yeeesh.

Hand us a hypospray as we diagnose "Critical Care", the EMH medical drama you didn't know you needed. Doctor Picardo comes through strong as he poisons Dr. Giggles for the greater good, all while Voyager chases after the Cryptkeeper.

Just when you thought the totally forgot, the writers remember a third of the entire crew are dirty space terrorists in "Repression". We get one final look at the finest uniforms ever to grace the Trek screen and admire smoldering catcher guy in his natural habitat while a terrible Season Two episode happens all around us.

Your podcast heroes shift into high gear as they watch Voyager's attempt at chariot racing with "Drive"! We watch as the galaxy's worst match try and fix their dysfunctional relationship with marriage! This never works! Please do not do this!

Sometimes, it's the good ones that are the hardest to talk about...and that is the case this week as we review "Imperfection"! Your podcast heroes try and find different ways to say 'yes they sure did act real good there' while speculating what is in Seven of Nine's secret shakes.

Your podcast heroes begin the final leg of the journey home as they review "Unimatrix Zero, Part II" and remain entirely unimpressed by everything they are seeing. Tuvok forgets the change the passwords, B'Elanna gets slapped out of the episode, and the Borg are reduced to a trivial annoyance. It's terrible!

Your podcast heroes breath a big sigh of relief as they put a bow on Season Six of Star Trek: Voyager and hand out their patent end-of-season awards! While Season Sucks really was the worst, it wasn't all bad. We go through all the high, the lows, the weakest you-know-what...all the classics, just for you!

Your podcast heroes winding road through Season Sucks finally draws to a close with "Unimatrix Zero, Part 1"! We explore the occasional high but mostly the lows of this season ending entry, wonder how the writers missed on putting Seven's dad in this, and explain to the audience how horny Second Life really is.