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For the consideration of the Midnight Society its a review of "The Haunting of Deck Twelve!" This decent-ish episode is filled with all kinds of spooky stories, chair assaults by D&D Wizards, and Shocky, the Voyager crew member we should have had but never got.

Your podcast heroes consume the maximum amount of Picardo that your doctor can prescribe as they review "Life Line"! It's some hot Robert-on-Robert action as the EMH comes to cure his sort-of Dad as our favorite TNG guest stars grab the popcorn to watch.

Your podcast heroes celebrate unironically the return of their favorite character in “Fury” and then, you know, immediately despair about what a terrible episode they gave her to come back to. Don’t worry though, we give this one the quick, quality re-write that would make any Space Euripides proud!

Your podcast heroes return with a review of "Muse", the episode where Space Euripides gets a new secret girlfriend who is very angry and also a Klingon. Witness a decent episode filled with B'Elanna giving zero care for the Prime Directive and a heaping helping of writer self insert commentary.

Previously only available to our Patreon subscribers, enjoy Joseph and Peter's review of Season 1 of Lower Decks! Does the fandom power of the best Trek Twitter account combined with Discount Rick and Morty animation actually make for a good show? Turns out the answer is yes....eventually.

Your podcast heroes resume Director LeVar’s redemption arc with “Live Fast and Prosper”, an episode about what happens when Voyager’s Equifax data gets stolen. Thankfully, our heroes have the two best ex-cons possible to counter grift the grifters, and we are here for it.

Ever had to deal with a coworker whom you would love to fall victim to a tragic transporter accident? Everyone on Voyager can evidently relate thanks to “Good Shepard”! is it a rip off of the famous TNG episode about low-ranking grunts? Sure, but at least it’s a good one!

The clouds break and daylight shines on the eternal storm as your podcast heroes review “Child’s Play”, the second episode in a row with ma major Supernatural side character. We pay to Jeri Ryan’s performance while wondering how many times Janeway is going to take a hard pass on Borg extermination.

Your podcast heroes meet Harry's *not at all imagined*, super competent, long term love interest who previously died off screen in "Ashes to Ashes". We 'enjoy' the return of the A/B plot with an episode that fails at every level.

Your podcast heroes face a true test of their friendship as they review the return to Irish Disneyland, "Spirit Folk". With no Australians in sight to help bail them out, can Peter endure the shocking admission that Joseph...kinda liked it?

Voyager’s destructive rampage through the quadrant continues in “Collective”, when they run into a boat filled with cyborg murder babies. Your podcast heroes lament missed opportunities and contemplate all the therapy bills they kids are going to rack up.

You better beeelieeeve that your podcast heroes are reviewing the most intense, slam-jammin' episode of Voyager ever made in "Tsunkatse"! They behold the majesty of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, DS9 Guest Stars, and as much production value as a county fair!

This week we get into the tall grass, looking for VC in the Delta Quadrant as we watch “Memorial”. Tom, Chakotay, Harry, and Neelix LARP some serious PTSD as Voyager handles what amount to a Very Special Episode. Also: Is Tom the worst boyfriend ever?

Your podcast heroes deal with a serious contender for The Absolute Worst as they review "Virtuoso" - an episode all about aliens with zero redeeming qualities turning the EMH into a pop star. Everyone is awful and it sucks. Why are we doing this again?

Your podcast heroes debate the merits of "Blink of an Eye", an episode free of both the Irish and general stink of Season Sucks...but is it good? More importantly, how many people did Dr. Evil kill on that planet?

Your podcast heroes call in help from The Land Down Under to tackle the biggest holodeck turkey of them all – “Fair Haven”! Listen as Joseph and Peter get the assist from Tarran and Mike from Hail and Well Met as they discuss Janeway’s modded saves, the disgusting nature of Irish cooking, and the fine art of making your boss a custom boyfriend.

At last, The Broccoli Man makes a triumphant return as we watch “Pathfinder”. As one of our favorite Trek characters battles his holo-demons, we realize that we are just watching TNG episode with some Voyager character in it. You won’t catch us complaining!

The resident Borg finally digs too greedily and too deep in "The Voyager Conspiracy". When Seven of Nine comes out the other end jabbering that the moon landing was faked and trying to sell something called 'Super Male Vitality' will Janeway and Chuck O'Tay turn on each other for no reason? Of course they will!

"Why do we argue? Life's so fragile, a successful virus clinging to a speck of mud, suspended in endless nothing." You know what else is suspended in an endless nothing? Season Six of Voyager, and the episode "One Small Step"! Listen to our despair and behold a greater truth!

The Voyager Gang gets up to more wacky hijinks as we review “Dragon’s Teeth”! As we wonder if Trash Bag Tom will accidentally get the crew hooked on crack cocaine, witness the ultimate manifestation of Voyager getting bad Delta Nextdoor rep.