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This week’s installment bring Joseph and Peter to “Unity”, an episode about the nicest cult/neighborhood watch council this side of the Nekrid Expanse! With Chakotay take the sexytime Borg Scientology bait? Will Careless Whisper Saxophone continue to haunt Peter’s nightmares?  

True alien lust is in the air as your podcast heroes review "Blood Fever", yet another episode that required Roxann Dawson to act both sweaty and horny. The episode itself had its ups and downs, but can Peter survive the 'special enhancements' Joseph brought for the occasion?

Observe as your podcast heroes digest the impossible enigma that is "Coda", an episode so confused that it needs its own episode of Unsolved Mysteries to explain it's existence. Can Joseph save Peter from his terrible opinion and convince him it's total garbage? Listen and find out!

Your podcast heroes return from spring break to talk about “Alter Ego”, the holographic sex party scandal that rocked the Delta Quadrant! Will Tuvok both steal the girl AND manage to be the emotional lead of an episode without it being a horrid bore?

Joyful laughter fill your airways as your podcast heroes dig into "Fair Trade", the most unexpectedly good Snarf Snarf episode you could ever hope for. Everyone's favorite filthy space cat gets caught up in his old criminal ways when a figure from his past gets him caught up in dealing Space Meth, and Joseph and Peter explore a Voyager installment that represents the promise of the show we rarely get.

Captian Janeway upholds her right to bear arms (and bare arms) as your podcast heroes watch ‘Macrocosom’. After Voyager comes down with a case of CG prolapsed buttholes, will the heroic captain be successful in her UPN level budget bug hunt? Only a certified Federation sex den can help her out this time!

At last, your podcast heroes have found it – the very worst episode of Voyager (so far).  Listen as Joseph and Peter lament the existence of “The Q and the Grey”, an episode replete with cartoon character level depth for a race of eternal, near-omnipotent beings. Don’t you love Space Loki reduced to getting clowned by Tom Paris?

Your podcast heroes find themselves in their element as they discuss “Warlord”. Are the adventures of Evil Sexy Vampire Cat Kes  the best episode of the season so far? This hour long meeting of the Unexpected Jennifer Lien Fan Club certainly have something to say about it.

Join your podcast heroes as they struggle to digest “Future’s End, Part 2”. Tuvok makes suspicious dietary choices, the show’s worst villain to date somehow gets even more boring, and Joseph and Peter wind up arguing about an unrelated 2012 sci-fi movie for half the podcast run time.  Witness us deal with an episode so lame, even Sarah Silverman’s abs workout regimen couldn’t save it!

Enjoy this audio replay of your podcast heroes as they take some Trek deep dives into topics they couldn't get to in regular episodes. The nerd hot takes run deep as we discuss time travel, the impending arrival of Seven of Nine, and the foreign policy implication of Federation membership.

Your podcast heroes  see Voyager’s  bridge crew fail at basic temporal crisis management as they blunder into one crisis after the next to stop Generic Evil Bill Gates. Will a plucky, pre-famous Sarah Silverman (yes, really) be able to save the day? Strap yourself as Joseph and Peter review the most 90’s episode of Voyager that ever was!

After everyone’s favorite Mayfly Space Elf tourist takes a wrong turn into the local underworld portal, our podcast heroes find themselves divided on “Sacred Ground”. Is the episode a relatively well written exploration of an otherwise scientific mind having to accept a journey based on faith? Or a schlocky nonsense fest that breaks existing characters to tell a dumb story? Give a listen and judge for yourself!

This week, observe as your podcast heroes wade through "Remember"! What will happen when Senator Bob Kelly, Chip from Who's Line is it Anyway, and Lt. Eva Lee from C&C: Red Alert 2 run face first into B'Elanna doing kinky alien sex cosplay? Fascism and genocide of course!

Start your New Year off on the right foot and listen to Joseph and Peter tackle 'False Profits' ! Your podcast heroes dissect the most unlikely of sequel episodes, packed to the brim with  two Ferengi jabronis running the hottest of game all up in Voyager's business. Are these two D-list antagonists really going to screw up a direct wormhole home with their 6th grade level buffoonery? 

Those Podcast Boys are at it again as they review “The Swarm”!  Joseph and Peter enjoy a doctor recommended ‘Doctor Episode’, complete with solid Picardo performance(s) while trying to fend off a terrible B-plot of the Voyager coyotes trying to beat the border patrol. Is Robby P a good enough actor to play two roles AND save the rest of the episode from Janeway’s Bad Idea Express? You know he is!   

Harry Kim has some HBO level adventures as Joseph and Peter review ‘The Chute’, Voyager’s holiday season apology for subjecting us to such garbage the last few weeks. Wonder how all these stabbings got by the network sensors as your podcast heroes question if this episode might have been enhanced by Solid Suder bringing Pipe Justice to Hobo Prison.

This week we take a trip down the memory lane that no one wanted! Joseph seethes and Peter snarks as they review “Flashback”, an episode that taught Joseph the true meaning of disappointment. I really hope you guys like a lot of talk about the C-plot from a movie from 1991!

A Star Trek: Voyager podcast to surpass Metal Gear?!?! It’s true folks, Joseph and Peter are back with Season 3! Does this secret mission through Trek’s most unloved child meet with a strong start, or does the writing staff trip the very first alarm at the helipad? It’s not like the producers would kill off the two best storylines they had going in the very first episode…right…RIGHT?

Your podcast heroes finally confront Voyager’s most infamous entry – an episode consider so bad, scientific papers have been written about it – “Threshold” . Come join Joseph and Peter as the journey through Bad Boy Tom’s adventure through breaking physics, terrible sick bay protocol, Snarf Snarf’s inspirational feats, and the best genre breaking fan fiction we could come up with to explain the absolutely insane ending. But is it truly the worst episode of Star Trek ever made? Well…about that…

Listen in as Joseph and Peter reflect on the season-that-was and hand out their 'awards'. What were the worst civilian outfits? What about the OSHA Medal of Valor? Listen and find out!