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Your podcast heroes reach the thrilling conclusion of “The Year of Hell” and dig deep on the real questions – exactly how time crazy is Space Boddicker? Does character development count in a bottle episode? Is Tom Paris the galaxy’s best jailbird? Most importantly, when will Janeway blow the ship up?

Your podcast heroes ride the space-time shockwave into "Year of Hell, Part 1" and begin their epic discussion on what many belive to be Voyager's best episodes. When a angry timelord Space Boddicker tries to give a reality a little nip and tuck, only Voyager can save the day! Can Seven of Nine's amazing Crisis Grooming see the crew through these troubled times?

Listen in wonder as your podcast heroes diset "Scientific Method", featuring the very best abuse of Federation technology for shady workplace hookups you well ever see on Star Trek. Come for the bad romance, stay for the maximum Tuvok sass!

The 24th Century sets new records for terrible parenting as your podcast heroes review “The Raven”, the story of Seven of Nine’s worst birthday ever. Will her trusty pal Emotional Support Tuvok be able to help her unravel the mystery before the Cleveland Bromars ineffectively attempt to stop them?

Your podcast heroes delve into the depths of “Revulsion”, which describes out feelings about Harry/Seven sexytime perfectly. Thankfully there is a much more interesting half of the episode where B’Elanna gets beat up by rogue AI again, but we swear it’s cool this time.

The world’s least effective terrorist/passible first officer gets dropped into the middle of a discount Predator knock-off in “Nemesis”. Listen as Joseph attempt to copy the episode’s premise by inciting a homicidal rage in Peter by speaking as much as possible in sing song-y alien pig latin! If this is our last episode, now you know why.

Your podcast heroes end up discussing some huge tracks of land after the Voyager writers give us very little choice with "Day of Honor". Forced to deal with an episode with equal parts bad Tom/B'Elanna melodrama and gratuitous Jeri Ryan booty shots, Joseph and Peter do the only sane thing...they start discussing which each character's Saved by the Bell parallel is. 

Your podcast heroes stand at attention and provide Kes a hearty salute as they watch “The Gift”. It has nothing on choose your own adventure coworker murder simulators, but Joseph and Peter do everything they can to breakdown the Mayfly Space Elf’s rise to scouter breaking power levels. Want to play Jack’s awesome game? Try it here: https://dhakajack.itch.io/harrys-run?fbclid=IwAR1r7Y1wKyGtrUSTczVNdDWsWjczYEVyusqPrd729g1ql-x2NmkyTDJS5K0 Many thanks to Noelle for her shoutout as well: https://noellevivante.podbean.com/e/star-trek-voyager-podcasts/?fbclid=IwAR21v_BjaX95DBa0Vl7iDFEL0wPabhchQ2vPua2P3nwgdL-8s8blepLlMEw

The hateful journey launches into Season 4 of Voyager as Joseph and Peter review "Scorpion, Part 2"! Will the Bad CGI Meanies continue to mildly annoy our heroes? Will Janeway's genocidal choices ever be justified? Are they really going to have Seven of Nine's intro be a WWE ring entrance?

Joseph and Peter break down the best and the worst of Season 3 of Star Trek: Voyager! What was the worst episode? The best? Who will take home the most coveted awards of the year?

Your podcast heroes continue their epic discussion of "Scorpion, Part 1", focusing in on an elemental truth - Janeway may think giving replicators to the Kazon is bad, but giving WMD's to the Borg is fantastic! When the whole of the galaxy is in ashes due to her hubris, will she be reviled the scourge of all life she truly is?

Your podcast heroes finally reach the moment of truth – Voyager encountering the Borg (for real this time)! More importantly though, they encounter Voyager’s terrible writing staff encountering Trek’s greatest villain. Do they do it justice? The show is 23 years old, you already know they don’t! PART 1 of 2

Your podcast heroes confront their own origin story as they enjoy “Worst Case Scenario”, perhaps the most meta episode Voyager ever provides. Joseph and Peter celebrate the return of the Queen herself and discuss the implication of playing holodeck video games where you commit treason and kill your friends.

What ever will happen to Voyager as they get..slowly invaded by..old people in hobo pope hats? Your podcast heroes suffer through a typical D+ outing longing for a version of this episode with Lon Suder killing elderly space people.

Life finds a way, and so do your podcast heroes as they navigate "Distant Origin"! After super evolved dino people find the remains of Maquis all-star Hogan, Voyager deals with the true villain - ham-handed writers trying to force an episode about evolution.

Deep takes on Better Call Saul casting synergy and Vulcan racial slurs abound as Joseph and Peter tackle “Real Life”. Can the EMH’s version of Space My Three Sons recover from B’Elanna turning it into weapons grade tragedy porn? Emotional devastation strikes both your podcast heroes as they determine the depth of holographic suffering.

This week, your podcast heroes confront the well-loved “TBefore and After”, an episode of Voyager by way of a PG rated Kurt Vonnegut. Between Captain Chakotay, the EMH with hair, and annoying child actors this one throws the kitchen sink at you – but can any of us truly comprehend the bizarre bedroom life of Harry Kim at this point?

Can any Starfleet technology overcome the raw power of Harry Kim’s raw sexual energy? Most certainly the answer is ‘no’ as Joseph and Peter tackle “Favorite Son”. Witness a plotline as old as literature itself – evil female temptresses – enhanced by space trucker crank, more Better Call Saul actors, and Harry Kim managing to drag his mother into his alien sex dreams.

Your podcast heroes watch the most oddly compelling elevator ride in history as they watch “Rise”. In the second part of the so-called ‘Trilogy of Terror’, Joseph and Peter cope with the odd sensation that…uh…this is actually good? Is it because the ripped the plot off of Starship Troopers? Do we have Snarf Snarf  Stockholm Syndrome? What is going on?

Your podcast heroes return with a werewolf overbite and a bad attitude to review "Darkling". Can the thug life stylings of Bobby P's Sith Lord turn make up for some bad 'love story' plotting and the not-Bajoran space truckers?