Synopsis
ABE KANAN:ON HOLD. A fast-paced, topical blend of pop culture, current events, comedy, sports and entertainment. Unconventional. Unfiltered. Uncensored.
Episodes
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 147 - 12/5/2017
06/12/2017 Duration: 57minEpisode 147 topics... 1. Calling in sick 2. Album with people calling in sick 3. Waking up three minutes before school 4. Diarrhea is the magic word when calling in sick 5. Managers who talk sick people into working 6. Old people who have to push carts 7. Abe made fake college schedule when working retail 8. Points at retail stores 9. Weird song Abe sang while playing slot machine 10. Fake rich people at casino 11. A woman named Cookie who ate a whole fried chicken 12. Kids should learn to kick field goals 13. Fathers who want their kids to follow in their failing footsteps 14. Dancing, piano playing ,and kicking field goals --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 146 - 11/28/2017
29/11/2017 Duration: 41minEpisode 146 topics... 1. The fake royal family 2. Prince Harry and new fiance 3. Prince Charles is a loser 4. Billionaires in the United States should say they are a King 5. Can Michael Jackson knock you out with his kicks 6. Does anyone know Jermaine Jackson and not Michael 7. Jay Z lyrics 8. Facebook black and white picture challenge 9. Childhood mentors --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 145 - 11/14/2017
15/11/2017 Duration: 58minEpisode 145 topics... 1. Weird Joe Jackson video sent to Blanket 2. Strategically placed guitars 3. Abe wants to be a part of Joe Jackson records 4. New Farm House Burger King Burger 5. Burger King closed for four hours to clean "meat machine" 6. Milk shake and credit card machines 7. 99 cent Whoppers 8. Yoga Mat sandwiches 9. Email Bag 10. Louis C.K 11. Jackson 5 career Hail Mary --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 144 - 11/2/2017
02/11/2017 Duration: 47minEpisode 144 topics... 1. Bass almost got into fight while trick or treating 2. Horrible costumes 3. Fox World Series commentary team 4. Hollywood predators 5. Old men who wink 6. Abe broke the Vegas code for gambling 7. Abe's Best Bet of the Week 8. Abe gets calls from guys who give losing picks 9. Steroids are back in baseball 10. Bass had a perfect encounter 11. All you can eat lobster 12. Fart roulette --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 143 - 10/24/2017
25/10/2017 Duration: 01h56sEpisode 143 topics... 1. Sam gives an update on himself 2. Sam making money off people waiting in line 3. Nintendo championships 4. Prostitutes mixed in with video games and nerds 5. People with cameras used to be creeps 6. Bass invented the selfie 7. Everyone looks like Bin Laden now 8. Bin Laden's porn fetish 9. When eye contact lasts too long 10. Freddie Mercury had a partner that looked exactly like him 11. Abe and Gabe 12. NSYNC trying for another career hail mary 13. Hulk Hogan cutting hair 14. Gronk family on Shark Tank --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 142 - 10/19/2017
19/10/2017 Duration: 48minEpisode 142 topics... 1. The podcast will never end 2. Abe got a diamond card at casino 3. Abe saw someone at casino that shocked him 4. Lady gave Abe a back handed compliment 5. Old guy who used the term "clean shaven" 6. Harvey Weinstein 7. Korean Spa's 8. Job interview for Game Stop that Abe overheard 9. Arden Moon talks about the courtesan business. Check her out @ArdenMoon or ArdenMoon.com --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 141 - 10/4/2017
04/10/2017 Duration: 32minEpisode 141 topics... 1. Bass breaking Tom Petty news 2. Final Tweets 3. Social media arguments 4. Going back to the past and betting on sports games 5. Traveling before the internet --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 140 - 9/27/2017
28/09/2017 Duration: 52minEpisode 140 topics... 1. New iPhone update 2. Rule followers and retention department follow up tip 3. Bass used to get people in Compton high limit credit cards 4. Kids who get held back in school 5. Rick Pitino scandal 6. People who say high school was their best years 7. Blue Chips the movie 8. Abe Vegas trip 9. People who do things that they see in movies 10. What will be on our wills 11. Angry crowd at NIN concert 12. Angry guys who drink coffee with a shoyt of oil 13. Different Strokes had a lot of dark episodes 14. Run from your angry boyfriend --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 139 - 9/12/2017
13/09/2017 Duration: 45minEpisode 139 topics... 1. Worst sideline reporter ever 2. Worst apology ever 3. TSA guy repeating horrible catch phrase 4. Hickeys and how do people go about getting them 5. Fight attendant went out of his way to act straight 6. Sitting in emergency aisle 7. Has anyone in emergency aisle ever helped people on flight 8. People who don't know the McDonalds menu 9. Gynecologist gloves --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 138 - 8/22/2017
23/08/2017 Duration: 40minEpisode 138 topics... 1. Weird lady answered Sam's old land line number 2. Kyrie Irving trade 3. Sam and Bass should be breaking trade news reporters 4. Jon Jones tested positive for steroids again 5. Chuck E. Cheese band is retiring 6. Kids who went to the bathroom in ball bin 7. Kids should have trackers and a blue spray 8. Calling off work techniques 9. Diarrhea is the best excuse to get out of doing something 10. The solar eclipse 11. Ivan Drago coming back to Rocky series in Creed 2 12. Abe hid in bedroom from grocery delivery guy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 137 - 8/15/2017
16/08/2017 Duration: 54minEpisode 137 topics... 1. Bass' Los Angeles trip 2. Bass slept at a random radio station 3. Sleeping at airport 4. People who hold torches 5. People who care about Robert E. Lee 6. The only statue Abe cares about is the Rocky statue 7. Ric Flair update 8. Abe's parked car got hit and had an unpleasant dealing with city 9. Guys who eat ribs at tow truck places 10. Tow truck people treat you like a criminal 11. Strippers have strong knees and knee pads --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 136 - 8/9/2017
10/08/2017 Duration: 43minEpisode 136 topics... 1. Bass staying with Ryan in Los Angeles fiasco 2. The Ryan, Bass, and Lady Gaga connection 3. Weird guy that Abe met who pooped himself 4. Abe watched a Cosby Show marathon. Is that wrong? 5. Alice and Vicky the robot were slaves 6. Sex robots 7. Guys who add liquor to everything 8. Watermelon and Noah's Ark 9. Lions at the zoo compared to wild Lions --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 135 - 7/31/2017
01/08/2017 Duration: 48minEpisode 135 topics... 1. The slot machine controversy 2. Swearing to God as a little kid was like a lie detector test 3. Abe's Roulette strategy failed him 4. Abe produced an Ice Cube joint 5. Abe's legendary rapper impressions 6. Sam always wanted a Naughty by Nature hoodie 7. Chris Christie looks like Humpty Dumpty 8. The Chris Christie Cubs game altercation 9. Steve Jobs wife on yacht with new boyfriend 10. People who fight for dead peoples money 11. The overly dramatic tough guy at a funeral 12. The Sugar Shack controversy 13. Scumbags always have broken limbs and band aids on face 14. The Kendall Jenner Tupac shirt 15. Guys who purposely mispronounce rapper names --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 134 - 7/18/2017
19/07/2017 Duration: 49minEpisode 134 topics... 1. Abe's can't miss roulette strategy 2. The wasp massacre on Abe's balcony 3. Rocky was an A-hole 4. Guy bought Just for Men and depends 5. Kids should buy stuff off Amazon and sell at school 6. Pawn shops and Abe's greatest score 7. Craigslist experiences 8. Guys who just want a hot meal 9. Abe might be allergic to lions and tigers --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 133 - 6/28/2017
29/06/2017 Duration: 45minEpisode 133 topics... 1. The twenty year Tom Petty controversy 2. Going to concerts as a kid was hard 3. Sam was double slighted 4. Abe makes good after twenty years of animosity from Sam 5. Danny Gaga didn't take Sam to Great America 6. Family at White Sox game that was covered in Mustard 7. Shoot the Bull tournament and flag football 8. Bill Belichick's photo shoot 9. The stolen money controversy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 132 - 6/20/2017
21/06/2017 Duration: 52minEpisode 132 topics... 1. People who strategically place guitars behind them in videos 2. People who lie 3. Abe's interrogation technique 4. Proper pronunciations of Street Fighter characters 5. People who open up fire hydrants 6. Guy with single nipple ring 7. Michael Jordan has worst style ever 8. Jay the Gay's gay type of gay men descriptions. http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/twink-bear-wolf-a-guide-to-the-types-of-gay-men/ 9. Which group Abe, Sam, and Bass fall into --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 131 - 6/14/2017
14/06/2017 Duration: 01h03minEpisode 131 topics... 1. Vin Armani joins the podcast... www.VinArmani.com 2. Vin's weekend rate is $10,000 3. Vin's real name and identity 4. Story about guy who had sex with a pig 5. Germaphobe escorts 6. Tips on how to get women 7. Peak Hotness 8. Style tips 9. A list celebrity stories 10. White girl on beach with "N' word tattooed on her arm --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 130 - 6/8/2017
09/06/2017 Duration: 59minEpisode 130 topics... 1. Abe accidentally shaved beard 2. Abe's current beard... https://goo.gl/images/OYeC9f 3. X-Pac got a yeast infection 4. Bill Maher controversy 5. Bass feud with Man versus food guy 6. Bass made a food show pilot https://youtu.be/nm-_5R7gN6E 7. Tiger that fired blanks and other tiger videos 8. Former child actors who are now an eye sore 9. The legend of Big Dave --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 129 - 6/2/2017
02/06/2017 Duration: 51minEpisode 129 topics... 1. Matthew Stromer joins Abe. www.hipbattersea.com 2. Guy kept waving at Abe pool and followed to shower 3. Showering in high school 4. Celebrities running for President 5. Steaks with ketchup 6. Grey Poupon controversy 7. Rocky in beginning of music montage can't do anything 8. Rocky 3 and if Adrian had sex with Clubber Lang 9. Karate Kid 3 and Daniel Larusso's bad luck with women 10. Mr. T and Adrian scene sex scene that was cut out of Rocky 3 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support
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Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 128 - 5/23/2017
23/05/2017 Duration: 01h11minEpisode 128 topics... 1. Marty Casey joins Abe. www.martycaseymusic.com 2. Abe and Ryan stole Marty's seats at Cubs game 3. Chris Cornell tributes 4. Musicians being political 5. Onesie's 6. Rock Star INXS show 7. Reality TV inner workings 8. Groupies 9. Song writers selling their songs and making millions 10. Parents screaming out window to call in kids 11. Abe and Marty grew up in the golden age 12. A legal way to change your middle name 13. Abraham Maximus Kanan 14. Operation HOT TOWEL 15. Massage parlors should make guy use his own sock --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support