Abe Kanan

  • Author: Vários
  • Narrator: Vários
  • Publisher: Podcast
  • Duration: 301:48:03
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Synopsis

ABE KANAN:ON HOLD. A fast-paced, topical blend of pop culture, current events, comedy, sports and entertainment. Unconventional. Unfiltered. Uncensored.

Episodes

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 164 - 7/10/2018

    11/07/2018 Duration: 58min

    Episode 164 topics... 1. The band Tesla looks weird in 2018 2. Is Phil Collen from Def Leppard on steroids 3. Players in the locker room and their huge junk 4. Locker room reporters 5. Slob Blog 6. Panda Express Orange Chicken technique 7. People who ask for samples 8. Abe's parmesan cheese incident 9. Vacuuming kitchen floor technique 10. Starbucks is getting rid of straws 11. Starbucks bathrooms have taken a turn for the worse 12. Sam went to the worlds greatest bathroom 13. The yelling at your stomach technique --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 163 - 6/28/2018

    29/06/2018 Duration: 01h01min

    Episode 163 topics... 1. Lebron James free agency is like the hot girl with a bunch of fat guys 2. Three tragic deaths this week 3. Vinnie Paul strip club incident 4. What are omen who showed boobs at Pantera concert up to now 5. David Lee Roth groupies versus Phil Anselmo groupies 6. Sam and Abe saw a white kid dressed as Prince in blackface 7. Elvis concert with multiple Elvis's 8. New Roseanne spinoff looks horrible 9. On our way to 100,000 listeners --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 162 - 6/13/2018

    14/06/2018 Duration: 44min

    Episode 162 topics... 1. Abe's great basketball achievements 2. Watching people fall stops being funny at fifty 3. Tekashi 69 ridiculous video 4. More thought should be put into who people have kids with 5. Jamie Foxx accused of hitting someone in the head with his junk 6. Peyton Manning junk story 7. People who lose weight wear stuff that is too tight 8. The divorce lottery --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 161 - 6/12/2018

    13/06/2018 Duration: 59min

    Episode 161 topics... 1. Forrest Gump's mom having sex with the principal at the school 2. Getting out of tickets 3. Life hacks 4. The key phrase to say to get out of tickets 5. Los Angeles bad neighborhoods look good because of the palm trees 6. Maps on the phone have made us stupid 7. Memorizing numbers 8. People who lose their hand usually deserve it 9. Losing feet and feet that fall asleep 10. Abe's constipation life hack 11. Abe's clean bathroom retail space idea 12. Every business should have a Brock Lesnar type working there 13. Bizarro world update 14. Stormy Daniels is not a hero 15. Thermacuts 16. Most ripped people are on steroids --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 160 - 5/23/2018

    24/05/2018 Duration: 01h03min

    Episode 160 topics... 1. Ryan's wedding 2. Sam's wedding 3. Getting a horrible call at Sam's wedding 4. Sam and Bass knew that show was going to get canceled 5. Coast to coast in a week 6. Misfits concert in Newark 7. Abe's tip for getting a good seat on a flight 8. Abe's pathetic actions in hotel and airport 9. Abe had a very embarrassing moment in Newark hotel 10. Elon Musk's email to his workers 11. Guys who wake up with a hangover every day 12. Royal sham wedding 13. Harry will never be the fake king --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 159 - 5/8/2018

    09/05/2018 Duration: 01h06min

    Episode 159 topics... 1. The unemployed routine 2. Jersey Mike's obsession 3. Jimmy Johns new giant subs 4. Acting like assholes with money when we shouldn't 5. Gambling strategy 6. Bad things only suck when they happen to you 7. Non compete clauses at fast food places 8. Elastic men's pants 9. Fat guys love calf tattoos 10. Bad people usually get what is coming to them 11. The richest person you know should be your kids Godfather 12. WTF is the Met Gala --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 158 - 4/25/2018

    26/04/2018 Duration: 01h17s

    Episode 158 topics... 1. Abe was forced to pay $4 for a copied "Purple Rain" cassette 2. Guys who buy rap Cd's from rappers walking on Michigan Ave 3. Guys in Green Bay Packers clothing usually get ripped off 4. Why do racists have so much confidence? They always look gross 5. DM's From Creeps 6. Douchebag Power Rankings Heat Seeker - Guy at ice cram shop who used the term "greedy" 5. People who mark themselves "safe" on Facebook 4. Legends Football League 3. People who send Abe food pics when he had flu 2. Instagram models 1. People who changed their views and now love or hate Kanye West to line up with their political beliefs after his Twitter rant. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 157 - 4/12/2018

    13/04/2018 Duration: 01h30s

    Episode 157 topics... 1. Girls who date Trevor and Todd 2. Why a lot of women like jerks 3. Tristan Thompson cheating on Khloe Kardashian 4. NBA players who have sex with Instagram models 5. NBA equipment managers really just check messages 6. Bathroom hand dryers are gross 7. Abe hates people who smell like food 8. Eating with no shirt on 9. Andre the Giant documentary --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 156 - 4/2/2018

    02/04/2018 Duration: 48min

    Episode 156 topics... 1. A major return to the podcast 2. Abe's Los Angeles trip recap 3. Abe left behind a trail of paper towels and water bottles 4. Abe's airbnb issue 5. Crazy lady in San Diego 6. Using a crazy lady to cut lines 7. The way San Diego was described to Abe made no sense 8. Me Too accusers should get the job of the person they accused 9. Abe's deal that included a jet ski 10. Abe's time in Miami 11. Guy on train tried to do electrical work for Ryan and Abe 12. Abe got a Snake Sabo telemarketer call in front of Ryan 13. Guy told Abe that a tip would be appreciated 14. This podcast is either playing field ball with friends or Yankees --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 155 - 3/21/2018

    22/03/2018 Duration: 01h03min

    Episode 155 topics... 1. Abe created the selfie 2. The time Abe worked out with Hulk Hogan in South Beach 3. Meeting celebrities on the street 4. A telemarketer called Abe looking for Snake Sabo 5. Bass' time as a telemarketer 6. The new tell three friends rule for this podcast 7. People who give a "portion" to charity 8. If someone watches Maury, they probably don't have a job 9. People who sue their employers 10. Bass came into money at 21 11. Homeless guy told Abe he didn't want beans or tomatoes 12. Abe's workshop class 13. Yawning is the worst path to success 14. Sam ruins Abe's serious PSA 15. How does a dental dam work? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 154 - 3/11/2018

    12/03/2018 Duration: 58min

    Episode 154 topics... 1. Abe wrote a punk song 2. Abe bought a ball and string that you tie to your head 3. Goodbye to 97.9 The Loop 4. Abraham, Samuel, and Daniel Christian show 5. Abe has to take a workshop class for unemployment 6. Bass doesn't mind age insults 7. Abe's excuses to not do stuff 8. Suge Knight story with new details 9. Abe creating the selfie 10. Suites with hot tubs are gross 11. People who got fired pre 2015 for sexual harassment are deviants 12. People who suck on feet 13. Poker player in wheelchair talked lots of smack 14. Abe's Death Wish check --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 153 - 2/13/2018

    14/02/2018 Duration: 01h15min

    Episode 153 topics... 1. Beta test only for listeners of this podcast 2. Ric Flair sex agreement for sale on his website 3. People with near death experiences usually do not change 4. taxes 5. Women who post half naked pictures with inspirational quotes 6. Sports Illustrated posted naked women with inspirational quotes 7. Abe's online blueprint is like a neck tattoo 8. Abe entertained himself with comment at tuxedo shop 9. Abe apologizes to Bass after eating incident 10. Alarming amount of calories at fast food places 11. Cops should patrol Taco Bell drive through's at 3AM 12. Eating pizza while driving 13. Eating part of a dish you bring to party beforehand 14. Abe is like the Wolf from Pulp Fiction for stupidity 15. Football player's mom went crazy when he didn't sign w/ Alabama 16. Football player's mothers get fake jobs at University 17. Sammy Sosa the bizarre cowboy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 152 - 2/6/2018

    07/02/2018 Duration: 48min

    Episode 152 topics... 1. Sam is asked a random question 2. Eagles fan who ate horse poop 3. Rocky statue 4. Abe wants to build a Macaulay Culkin statue in Chicago 5. Good Son final scene 6. Aunt Becky screwed Uncle Jesse out of his big break on Full House 7. Celebrity dumb kid names 8. Rock destroyed a guy on Twitter 9. The infamous Hulk Hogan blocking Abe on Twitter incident 10. Guy at Subway told Abe he couldn't close his sandwich --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 151 - 1/23/2018

    24/01/2018 Duration: 42min

    Episode 151 topics... 1. Sam returns 2. Abe received the greatest compliment ever 3. Men and women take compliments differently 4. The Bass and Baron Davis incident 5. Abe wouldn't fight Brock Lesnar with a gun or chainsaw 6. Monique complaining about Netflix 7. Who is more popular Monique or Gallagher? 8. Abe had tweet picked up by People and US Weekly 9. Without politics, Abe and Trump have a lot in common 10. If Abe were president, he would wrestle at Wrestlemania --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 150 - 1/10/2018

    10/01/2018 Duration: 36min

    Episode 150 topics... 1. Button junk 2. Weird naked locker room stuff 3. people who want to "work in" at the gym 4. Abe's emergency situation 5. Does running water help you in bathroom 6. Animals enter the world by getting slammed into the ground 7. Cow's have horrible lives 8. Most horses have bad lives 9. The person to blame for celebrities running for President 10. Doctor TV shows always involve sex and solving medical mysteries --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 149 - 1/3/2018

    04/01/2018 Duration: 43min

    Episode 149 topics... 1. Abe's tickets 2. Always have an excuse on tap for everything 3. People who want you to help them move 4. Bass' Ric Flair rap song 5. Abe's new diet (intermittent fasting) 6. Always take pics with people who look worse than you 7. People who love snow and heat 8. People who don't know how to use GPS 9. Gordon Ramsay describing sex acts would be funny 10. People who film good deeds --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 148 - 12/13/2017

    14/12/2017 Duration: 49min

    Episode 148 topics... 1. Fake cowboys 2. Roy Moore 3. Mug shots when getting door kicked in are never good 4. Get arrested with or without pants on 5. Abe got scammed by chiropractor 6. What happens to your soiled clothes when you get arrested 7. Kick starter campaigns 8. Abe's new business ideas 9. The food truck that is like an ice cream truck 10. Aioli really just a fancy way to say mayo --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 147 - 12/5/2017

    06/12/2017 Duration: 57min

    Episode 147 topics... 1. Calling in sick 2. Album with people calling in sick 3. Waking up three minutes before school 4. Diarrhea is the magic word when calling in sick 5. Managers who talk sick people into working 6. Old people who have to push carts 7. Abe made fake college schedule when working retail 8. Points at retail stores 9. Weird song Abe sang while playing slot machine 10. Fake rich people at casino 11. A woman named Cookie who ate a whole fried chicken 12. Kids should learn to kick field goals 13. Fathers who want their kids to follow in their failing footsteps 14. Dancing, piano playing ,and kicking field goals --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 146 - 11/28/2017

    29/11/2017 Duration: 41min

    Episode 146 topics... 1. The fake royal family 2. Prince Harry and new fiance 3. Prince Charles is a loser 4. Billionaires in the United States should say they are a King 5. Can Michael Jackson knock you out with his kicks 6. Does anyone know Jermaine Jackson and not Michael 7. Jay Z lyrics 8. Facebook black and white picture challenge 9. Childhood mentors --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

  • Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 145 - 11/14/2017

    15/11/2017 Duration: 58min

    Episode 145 topics... 1. Weird Joe Jackson video sent to Blanket 2. Strategically placed guitars 3. Abe wants to be a part of Joe Jackson records 4. New Farm House Burger King Burger 5. Burger King closed for four hours to clean "meat machine" 6. Milk shake and credit card machines 7. 99 cent Whoppers 8. Yoga Mat sandwiches 9. Email Bag 10. Louis C.K 11. Jackson 5 career Hail Mary --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

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