Abe Kanan

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Patrick Kane allegations 2. Jared from Subway guilty as Abe predicted 3. Abe as President would be hilarious 4. Columbia House filed bankruptcy 5. Alphabet parent company of Google is dumb 6. Every 80's sitcom had a paid slave 7. Mr. Belvedere was a weirdo 8. Ryan checks in from Disney Land 9. Abe got his awesome jeans in the mail 10. Space Mountain is not sexy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss Abe's epic trip to Los Angeles including... 1. White Men Can't Jump Courts 2. The Dresden 3. Homeless people in Santa Monica 4. The Magic Speaker let down 5. Abe's carbon footprint at Ryan's house 6. Abe got a huge flight voucher 7. Abe's agility when a little kid puked 8. The most comfortable jeans of all time --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Ryan's HUGE Los Angeles welcome party for Abe 2. Abe's birthday, and people who love their birthday's 3. Kids who spiked the punch on sitcoms 4. Lenny Kravitz penis picture 5. Ice Cube trying to act like a thug again is hilarious 6. Dr. Dre farewell album and Motley Crue farewell tour 7. Lollapalooza and ass cleavage shorts 8. Bass' big meeting and stealing bags of chips 9. Ronda Rousey 10. People talking about stuff they don't know about 11. Fat kids riding ponies 12. Disgusting woman in pool was mad when hair got wet 13. Buffets and kids in Guatemala eating habits --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe waking up from a nap sounded limp 2. The molester bedroom 3. Abe on UFC embedded 4. Ryan hung out with Stone Cold Steve Austin 5. Hogan sex tape and his Twitter hilarity 6. Sex tapes aren't a big deal anymore 7. Babies are like rubber balls 8. Old people should wear rubber jumpsuits 9. People who take a beer when they have a full one 10. Tip jar at convenience store --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe's lie about restarting his computer 2. Abe's trip to Los Angeles 3. Getting eaten by a shark 4. Pathetic trip to the beach 5. Abe almost dies in 7 feet of water 6. Parking attendant owned a guy in front of his family 7. People who fight 8. How to not get jumped in a bad neighborhood 9. Bass' story about getting jumped 10. Donald Trump Presidential supporters --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, Bass, Sludge discuss... 1. Abe calls into Sludge's show live 2. Vegas 3 UFC fight 4. Abe saw Leo DiCaprio 5. Foreign media guys dress and look weird 6. Guy with no legs got kicked out of seat 7. Game of Thrones "Shame Walk" to 300 level 8. Abe saw a guy with a skull and crossbones eye patch 9. Being blind or having one eye, which is better? 10. Bass talks to his son with a twink voice 11. Girl at car wash couldn't say "Armor All" 12. Thug nerd liked Abe's truck 13. Oil change hard sell guys 14. Guys in their forties who love high school 15. Weird coaches who ask kids if they're getting laid --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Jared from Subway in trouble 2. Guy in Olive Garden bathroom did something disgusting 3. Jared from Subway is a hot free agent for other sub shops 4. Guy who was wearing a "You Mad Bro?" shirt 5. Souvenirs should always be thrown right in garbage 6. Sports arguments 7. Sports talk radio arguments 8. Finding common ground with people is easy 9. Ryan and Jill's visit to Chicago --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Abe bumped into Bulls & Whitesox owner Jerry Reinsdorf 2. Sam sent a blushing emoticon ] 3. Abe was publicly embarrassed at sub shop 4. Ryan explains the difference between Chicago and LA 5. Bass get your bars up song actually exists 6. People with loud car systems are an endangered species --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Ryan visiting Chicago 2. Abe's idea of fine dining 3. Ryan hanging out with douchebag's at club 4. Sam and Ryan spending the night together 5. Hulk Hogan unblocked Abe on Twitter! 6. Abe's history with the Hulkster 7. Sam and Danny Gaga Hulkster story 8. Abe and Ryan meeting Green Day story 9. Bass meeting Xzibit story 10. Ryan's Scott Stapp and Stevie Wonder story 11. Bono from U2 made popcorn for Ryan 12. Abe got violated at Walmart 13. Old people are grandfathered in for racism & perversion 14. Hugh Hefner's old balls and Holly Madison 15. Abe's cab driver pissed on his cab 16. Obama on Marc Maron's podcast --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Periscope 2. Guys on The Bachelorette chopping wood 3. Brady Bunch building clubhouse episode 4. Sam's hatred of hockey 5. 3 second rule doesn't apply to bacon 6. Lebron's junk 7. Bass transitioning talk 8. The invite guy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. People who don't know how to google stuff 2. Redneck women Walmart brawl 3. Assholes who demand respect 4. People who stare you down 5. Putting on plastic gloves when dealing with trash balls 6. Chris Brown, Kylie Jenner, and Hulk Hogan Twitter feud 7. Time to end group showers in high schools 8. Naked conversations 9. Abe's T-shirt tip 10. Sam & Abe played "My Ding-A-Ling by Chuck Berry on repeat at an ice cream shop when they were little kids. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Ryan's "little" cold 2. Showering multiple times a day is a necessity 3. Catelyn Jenner's HUGE white briefs 4. What is "OK" to make jokes about 5. Guys who loves asses as big as possible 6. Iggy Azalea's career winding down 7. Abe dislikes Lynard Skynard's singer 8. Accidental racist song by LL Cool J & Brad Paisley 9. The post Tim Sabean era at SiriusXM 10. Building young radio talent 11. Game of Thrones book nerds who hate TV show --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Bass, and Jay The Gay discuss... 1. Jay The Gay's history with the show 2. Bass eats wings with plastic gloves 3. Abe and Bass went to the gym together 4. Most people shouldn't wear shorts 5. Jay's beer can story 6. Abe's horrible drive through experience 7. Fake patriots 8. People who post nude pics with inspirational quotes 9. Bass' horrible idea called "Fuber" 10. Jay's questions for Abe and Bass --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Bass has a "BIG cold" 2. Calling off school 3. Amazon wish lists 4. Herpes dating site 5. Ryan loves milk 6. Lactaid Milk 7. Bobbi Christina is turning into Darth Vader 8. Every girl lately has a nice fat ass 9. Abe was flustered by a kid asking "what's your name?" 10. Ryan's bad directions for a blind woman --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Waiting thing out in bathroom stall 2. Bathroom rules and etiquette 3. Bass' invite only Chipotle party 4. The slob list 5. Shit talking fuck ups 6. Abe's fool proof, long form shit talking method 7. Ryan's accidental text to a celebrity 8. Red Hot text 9. Quick hits 10. Why you should say your mom was playing basketball --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Talking your way out of getting punched in the face 2. Rumor Willis was called potato head as a kid 3. Bass keeping tabs on Abe 24/7 4. Racist guy that Manny Pacquiao was Mexican 5. Danzig the horse in the Kentucky Derby 6. NFL drafted players all had same blonde girlfriend 7. Horse owners seem like plantation owners 8. Abe hates the word "treat" 9. People who check obituaries get excited when people die 10. Bass is the worst at reporting deaths --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan, discuss... 1. Bass out sick 2. Abe's "HARD" nap 3. Abe's ripped up sleeping shirts 4. Ryan's garden 5. Missing kid returns with no explanation 6. Sammy Lou Who 7. Abe's retention scheme works again 8. First impressions of people meeting us 9. Bass needs to know Abe's whereabouts 24/7 10. Women who use toothpicks 11. Baltimore riots 12. Bruce Jenner interview 13. Elton John would suck to hook up with for everyone --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Selling our show to Shark Tank 2. Dancing With the Stars is rigged 3. Waiting in line for random Bulls playoff tickets 4. Horace Grant would be a good Cosby Show character 5. Warren Sapp video released admitting to hooker 6. Warren Sapp made his case look worse 7. Getting a hooker pregnant 8. Sam would be a horrible cop 9. Abe did Sensory Deprivation Tank 10. Cyrotherapy 11. Abe's tip for energy at 3AM 12. Abe doesn't know how to properly walk down stairs 13. Jennifer Aniston's current hotness 14. Mickey Rourke's Journey 15. Jaden Smith's dress --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Reason Sam was running late 2. Lebron James calls Bass "boy" 3. Rub maps 4. Ryan moved to paradise 5. Sam enters conversation and explodes in record time 6. Sam questions Abe's mock British version of him 7. Ryan "Hollywood" Manno 8. California water crisis 9. Ryan's new California friends 10. Abe's horrible towel and smoothie incidents 11. Man versus food guy going vegan 12. Hillary running for President 13. CEO who took huge pay cut 14. Mtv has fallen off 15. Sam and Abe almost got killed watching Bebe's Kids --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Chicago Mayor race 2. Rahm Emanuel had his finger cut off at Arbys 3. Abe's reactions are the worst when noticing deformities 4. Bass always makes a big deal about his birthday 5. Easter 6. Lamb is like flex seal 7. Story about when the Abe Kanan Show almost broke up 8. Scientology 9. Dinosaur mini series is needed 10. Lynard Skynard members only die horrifically --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support