That Larry Show

How to survive in the gotcha age ● What sneaky animal did JC urge his crew to mimic? ● Did JC originate the Miranda Warning? ● Which 4 flaws hold us back? ● What’s the first thing to do when captured by the enemy?● Why is mindset the most important prep for combat? ● All this and more in this episode that divulges JC’s psy-ops!  

How to survive the war on men ● How are dogs treated better than men? ● Did Hugh Hefner set off the war on men? ● Why did people hate Playboy magazine but not digital porn? ● Why are cowboys an endangered species? ● What college, with the initials WU – is hotbed of PC a-holes? ● How will the politically corrected cow-person look? ● Everything you need to know to stay alive!

What’s the most powerful weapon in the universe? ꝉ How did JC recruit his crew? ꝉ What power did he give them? How dangerous was it to be an Apostle? ꝉ Was Judas a mistake? ꝉ Did J.C. make threats? (Answer: YES!) ꝉ Did J.C. love everyone? (Answer: NO!) ꝉ Was he judgmental? (YES!) ꝉ What does “shake the dust from your feet” really mean? ꝉ Jump into this episode and prepare for a throw down as you hear JC prepare his men for battle.

Who was the hottest Bond Girl? • What was the best 007 movie? • Who was the best 007 villain? • What should you never eat if you are impersonating a Saudi Sultan? • Which Ferrari model is for juniors and losers? • How can you get diplomatic immunity on Ebay? • Which impostors’ salaries do we pay? • All this and more in this true and insane story!

The lost 1977 prophecy that has come true † Path to Paradise – REVEALED! † Catholic priest documents Buddhist monk’s transformation to energy † What to chant when you seek paradise † The secret to reaching paradise (you won’t like it.) † Why Catholics have it easy † Spontaneous combustion – is it right for you? † All this and MORE in this illuminating episode.

Flirting with death in the desert ● F**kin’ with fate ● Time traveling with Larry ● Where YOU can buy a Time Warp Detector ● What’s behind the secret wooden door in the desert? ● A scorpion takes revenge on Larry ● Fun in the Nevada Proving Grounds ● Meet a “paranormal researcher” ● All this and MORE in this time-warping adventure!

What’s the new F-word? ● How to harness its power ● Why is JC cooler than his old man? ● What was the source of his power? ● How can you tap into extraordinary power? ● How do you beat fear? ● How did JC kick back after performing miracles? ● Was his power limitless or did he know fatigue? ● BEST EPISODE YET!

How to ID a secret psycho ● Where to meet psychos ● The 2,600 hidden sidewalk toilets in Hollywood ● The dead star all living stars hate ● Where does YOUR state rank, psycho-wise? ● Are you a psycho ready to snap? ● Why Silence of the Lambs is the dumbest movie ever ● Who describes Hollywood better, Hunter Thompson or Larry? ● All this and more in this all-psycho, all-the-time episode.

JC – a 007- style savior ● The man, the mission, the crew = box-office gold! ● What do we most want out of stories? ● Yes, JC liked weapons – he even made one himself! ● Why Greek and Roman gods were doomed from the start ● If JC came back tomorrow, would he call in a missile strike? ● All this and more!

When it’s good to be hated ● How That Larry Show was born ● How Larry came to be America’s Dad ● Guest appearances by Dick Masterson, Sean, Asterios, Kian, Kimball, Nick the Knife and more! ● Podcast formats that should be outlawed ● Achieving self-mastery – the ultimate triumph ● Demolishing your self-made speed bumps ● How Dick Masterson almost got Larry killed ● How episodes of this show changed lives ● All this and more!!!

How Eddie Van Halen delivered my kid ● The 21-year+ Daddy crap-shoot ● Larry’s throw-down in the delivery room ● What did Larry’s wife scream during labor? ● How to re-write your birth certificate ● The Ob/Gyn to the stars ● Fatherhood: is it right for you? ● All this and more in the 2018 Father’s Day Spectacular!

Kim Jong Un’s favorite hooker dishes more embarrassing dirt on him • Why Commies suck – explained • The Singapore Summit – why it’s fake and what it’s really about • Why the hive mentality is doomed • How Larry wiped out a wasp nest and is still laughing • Why Communism’s real name is “gimme-what-you-gotism • What insects say as they die • All this and MORE!!!

Why Jesus wants you to shoot masked punks † Larry sings and picks bluegrass guitar! † How to enjoy your life’s railway † When is your last stop? † How to make yourself fireproof † What you should always stop at tank towns † Why some people are walking Frito bags and you should avoid them † Why Noah’s ark is a non-story † All this and MORE!!!

Why 1- word job titles rule • What’s wrong with Flint, Michigan? • Why you should avoid FBI dancers • Wildwood, N.J. - Come for the beach, stay for the beating! • Translating police radio chatter • How to make any meaninglless job sound important • Unsafe gun handling 101• Fun hoaxes and how to perpetrate them • Why Bigfoot believers should shut up • All this and more!

How JC trained for the big fight, and you can too • Why JC had balls of steel • How corporate God-Providers edit JC's words • If Satan had been a pointy chick, would we still be saved? • Is it time to de-tox? • What did the old man ask Jesus on his way into the desert? • All this and more!!!

U.S. Civil War II – how will it go down? • What Memorial Day will mean after Civil War II • My visit to Normandy and the ghosts I met on that beach • What are the elements of a true horror story? • Why are East coast beaches better than West coast? • How car dealers and other idiots are wrecking Memorial Day • All this and more!

Who was Billy Sunday and how did he top Jesus? • How to spot a hypocrite • Your life: 25,000 days • Now playing – American Idol, The Voice and the Fake J.C. at a church near you! • What’s HTT? • The 7 woes of hypocrisy • Jesus disses the hypocrites • All this, + beer, BBQ, and pointy chix.

How to spot phonies • Friends: NY vs LA styles • Feng shui for friendships • Positives, Neutrals, Negatives and Malevolents – what are they and how do they fit in your life? • Larry’s request from a 2-strike felon • The moral dilemma from Episode 92 – solved! • The most dangerous part of success • Who to keep in your life/who to offload • All this and more!!!

Samson: hero or kinky, cross-dressing dope? • How women lobotomize men without surgery • How to use the Bible for a self-help book • The little blue pill men really need • The bible passage that will save you from marriage disaster • The nuttiest fight scene ever put on film • The story of Samson like you’ve never heard it before!

Incels replace isis! • School sics cops on kid for pointing a Lego – Larry has the exclusive 911 call! • What the hell is everyone apologizing for? • Who are the “I’m sorry” phonies? • Why “closure” is a bullsh*t word • When “I’m sorry” really means f**k you • Finding closure with piano wire • This episode has it all!