That Larry Show

Does praying work? • How smart is God? • How stupid are people? • What’s the great equalizer? • Is it better to pray naked or wearing a clown suit? • How do Big Bang theorists dress? • What is the root of atheism? • Who does God find funnier, clergymen or scientists? • New fact: God is from Brooklyn • All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday #33.

Is Nurse Ratched running the world? • Is medication better than medicine? • Why Aldous Huxley was a creep • Why the Geomagnetic Apocalypse will be fun! • Do chix like danger? • The soundtrack of the War on Men • What two words now rule planet Earth? • What does koyaanisqatsi mean and how does it foretell the apocalypse • How to know if you are a Veal-Man (and what to do if you are) • All this and more in one of the most bizarre episodes of That LARRY SHOW ever!

Who is the greatest man alive? (Hint: it ain’t Bono or the Pope) • What did JC think of celebrity? • Why is celeb worship sick? • What is the magic incense burned at the Sinners’ Sunday Chapel? • Was JC a Commie? • What did Bono and the Pope talk about? • What was the Pope’s job before the priesthood? • Why does The Edge suck? • All this and more in this eye-opening episode.

How to dump your girlfriend (and not feel bad) ● Why people no longer have problems ● What is the FWD factor and how will it save your life? ● The crappiest thing your kid will ever do to you ● How to find the perfect girlfriend / wife ● What Larry learned about love from a real estate deal gone bad ● More deceptive language from ass-hats ● Having trouble sleeping? This episode has the answer!

What does the birth of the pure Red Heifer mean? ● Why was Nostradamus a nitwit? ● Who were the 3 wise guys and should we believe them? ● What is the MASSIVE disconnect between Christianity and the Bible? ● Astrologers, seers and psychics – what do they really know? ● What was Jesus’ opinion of astrology? ● All this and more - in Sinners’ Sunday # 31

Why is mass suicide so damn funny? • Who is that Mensa-Pony-Tail-God-Girl in every TV commercial? • Who is her chinless, mouth-breathing, nematode co-star? • Why Larry never watches football • Why Starbucks is the best venue for suicide recruitment • New recordings from inside the Heaven’s Gate death mansion! • How to join Larry’s suicide cult, “Skull Rock” (act now!) • Your own suicide – death-cult starter kit. • All this in the ill-est episode of that LARRY SHOW yet!

What it means if your head explodes ● What if lying made your teeth fall out? ● Should pissed off, Old Testament God return and start kicking ass? ● Was J.C.’s best miracle getting people woke? ● Which modern Pope was cool and which is a Commie? ● What to do if you meet someone that’s just a head and a torso ● Why listening is not enough ● All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday #30!

Larry hangs with the Exalted Ruler and learns the meaning of life ● Secret societies and clubs – Larry uncovers their true purpose ● Hear the secret 11th Hour Toast ● Why we love (and need) conspiracies ● Why everything is a club ● How the Boy Scouts tried to recruit Larry (and why they failed) ● What clubs do you belong to? (It’s a lot more than you think) ● All this and more in the best TLS episode yet!

Is God pissed? ● How did a town in Southern Russia piss off God last week? ● Who else is God mad at – Ebola, Zika, Rabies, Yellow Fever, Cholera, Polio and Typhoid are all spreading around the globe ● What miracle product did Larry use to stop a plague at his home? ● How many insect species live at your house? (It’s WAY more than you think) ● All this and more in this week’s Sinners’ Sunday.

How near is the end? ● Who is the enemy? ● How to ID them ● The words they hide behind ● Will you be chipped? ● Do parents own their kids or does the state? ● What type of person opts to be chipped/Lojac’d? ● What Commie word has replaced “neighborhood?” ● What phony words have replaced Marxism? ● This is your chance to get ready for the final big bang!

Was JC a ball-breaker? ● Why did he break balls? ● How did he break balls? ● What does it mean to “go Gandhi?” ● Why did temples have cover charges? ● How much were they? ● How did JC top David Blaine? ● How did St. Francis tame the killer wolf? ● Meet the bible’s talking donkey ● All this and more...in Sinners’ Sunday #28

Larry challenges a Police Chief to a throw-down. • Who is Chief Queefe and why is he a punk? • Why is Moose the Dojo guard dog smarter than most people? • Who is 15-watt Chris? • How does Chief Queefe justify Tasering an 87 year-old woman? • Is it time for Robocops? • You’ve NEVER heard an episode like this!

How did JC show his contempt for Commies? • Was JC ever PC? • Why do pussy-hat wearers hate him? • Do people prefer nice lies or uncomfortable truth? • How long would JC last now before they’d kill him again? • How did JC exhibit rock-star attitude? • How did Judas reveal his punk nature way before the Last Supper? • All this and more!

What is timeless cool? ● How do you get it? ● Who is Alice Cooper’s new Pointy Chick? ● What is a "Bono moment?" ● Is there anything more annoying than an earnest, crusading performer? ● What classic songs are the Thought Police trying to ban? ● What is the only song they will allow? ● What is a “border blaster” and why will you find out whether you want to or not? ● How can you control your dreams? What’s a romantic starter kit? What’s the best way to get over an ex? All this and MORE!

How to cut a good deal with the devil ● What happens when you summon Satan? ● Is Satan a chick? ● What really happened with Robert Johnson, the Delta Blues Man -- at the Crossroads? ● Who was Anton LaVey and where is the Church of Satan? ● Does Satan really exist, and if so, why? ● This episode can SAVE YOUR SOUL!

What to do when you’ve had a belly-full of everything and everyone ● How to vanish yourself ● Who is the Indian With a Hole? (He’s not a porn star) ● Why climbing Everest is stupid ● The Doom Boom – what is it and what’s driving it? ● The Truman Show – now playing in the Amazon jungle ● Who were the 3 Wild-men of Borneo? ● Meet Jamaica Joe, the world’s smallest man ● Are we all players in a cosmic sideshow? ● Are you prepared for SHTF? ● Ready to bug out? This is your episode!

How to take control of the argument • THE almighty technique in verbal judo • Easy throws that will make you the victor • Recognizing set-ups and weasels • Which biblical passage would get JC thrown off Twitter? • Reclaiming power when you’ve lost It • These tips from the Master -- JC himself -- will change your life!

How to kill two flying seagulls, simultaneously, without a shotgun • How a fish named Salvatore died for Larry and changed his life • Why is fishing the best sport (is it a sport)? • What were the acid waters and how did they really get their name? • What’s the hardest fighting fish in the world?• Fishing drunk, with one arm – can it be done? • Do they make liquid Anacin? All this and more in this action-packed tale of hi-jinks on the high seas!

What is the GTB protocol and how can it improve your world? ● Religion vs Faith – why is one good and the other not? ● What is your God-provider doing for YOU? ● Who’s got it better, Govt. bureaucrats or clergymen? ● When should you be really, REALLY selfish? ● How not to be “JFK’d” ● How Sinners’ Sunday began – and where it’s going ● All this and more!

The ugliest 3 words in English – what are they? ● Why are all Back to School displays in mustard color? ● The case for arson: why it’s justified for Back to School sales ● How to be a cool pulp fiction detective ● Is LaCroix more puke-inducing than YooHoo? ● How do vegetables have sex? ● Is it okay to hate a dead priest? When you hear this episode, you’ll have murder on your mind!