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TTBP is back baby and stronger than ever! Mainly because Alex and Sarah started taking vitamins. Peter is our Bachelor and his 30 new girlfriends are already bringing the drama. Between the affairs and the country music ex boyfriends, these ladies have packed their baggage and are ready for Peter to fly it away. Although, apparently he's already flown a lot of them because half of the girls are flight attendants. This week we draft our top 3 women to carry us through another Bachelor season, and pray that Peter takes them all to the windmill. Buckle up, because this journey is ready for take-off. How many pilot puns do you think it will be possible to make this season? Well, buckle up, again!, because we're about to find out.

Returning guest, Colleen Klinefelter, joins TTBP this week to recap our summer in Paradise and discuss which couples are lying about their current relationship status. Spoiler alert, if you're not Demi, it's a lie! Also Blake is still alone. For the most part, the summer wasn't super transformative for anyone - Cam is still not invited to your birthday party, Dean still lives in a van, and Derek is still perfect. But now we have a new Bachelor to look forward to and a season sponsored by Delta Airlines. It was a Summer of love and heartbreak, and now we can all enjoy a Fall filled with sex in windmills. See you in the friendly skies! @colleenklinefelterfanpage

The sun is setting, clouds are forming, leaves are turning, and Blake still can't get a girlfriend. It's okay dude, maybe the summer just isn't your season. But those of you who found love this summer - TTBP is rootin' for ya crazy kids! Whether you're navigating post-breakup life or finding the person who makes love seem easy, we can all agree, it's time to go home and take a shower in some AC. You had the right thought, Connor. Now we're onto colder weather and a new Bachelor, and the world could not be more thrilled!

As we approach the end of Summer, let us reflect on our goals, our dreams, our failures, and learnings. The sun is setting in Paraside, everyone's makeup is getting better, and we can see that sweet air condinitioned hotel room waiting for us on the horizon. Its been fun y'all, but it's time to get off this beach. We're ready for Old Man Chris to settle down, the man is exhausted for cying out loud, we're ready for JPJ to stop screaming all the time, and we're ready for Hannah and Dylan to go live in their cave where they can makeout in peace forever. Thanks for the beautiful memories this summer guys, but it's time to announce Derek as our Bachelor, and move into a newer, fresher season.

Paradise is closing soon and so far there have been two weddings and TTBP has been invited to none of them. On top of that we've got JPJ yelling in front of Chris' mom over here, and a bunch of dudes in white T-shirts attending a wedding over there. If it weren't for knowing Colton is a terrible kisser we might have exploded this week. Good thing Mike McLendon came on the pod to help sort all of this out, in addition to creating the next hit ABC reality drama, "Bachelor in Stage Coach". It's time to pull that curtain back all the way, ABC, and just let us all inside. Or at least VIP tickets to next year's Stage Coach? It would truly only be fair after forcing us to watch 20 people stranded on a hot beach for three weeks. Think about it, Chris Harrison.

Week 3 (meaning day 4 or 5) in Paradise and things are heating up. In fact, we're all starting to get worried about just how hot Nicole is actually getting from all the men fighting over her. Friend of the pod, Jackie Durruthy, and new friend, Ross Kimball, (Most Wonderful Pod of the Year) join TTBP this week to share who they have sympathy for on the beach and who needs to go to the hospital for brain injuries. Unfortunately, everyone may die from bordem before any of that happens if we keep having to watch Dylan makeout with the air around Hannah G's face. And say what you will about Dean's mustache, but seems to be the only thing holding us all together as we have to watch Blake date another girl who attended Stage Coach this year. Until next time, ho ho ho and Merry Paradise! @jackiedurruthy @merosskimball @themostwonderfulpodoftheyear

Where do we even begin? Dean is back, JPJ is reciting poetry, Nicole is basically the Bachelorette, and everyone on this beach is wearing tennis shoes?! We don't know what's more offensive, socks and shoes in paradise or how Blake treats women. Josh Malmuth joins (Abby's, New Girl, Superstore) TTBP this week to review all the couples and singles of paradise, and also Cam, who is his own kind. Between Katie's confusing tears and Clay's tight five, there is a lot to figure out, like who is our next Bachelor going to be??? But as always, we had the help of Queen Demi to explain all. Maybe she can explain what exactly Christian used to hang up that piñata, because it certainly wasn't tape. TTBP is proud to be a FabFitFunPartner! https://fabfitfun.com/get-the-box/?step=getbox&#plan=fffvip Use our promo code "BACHELOR" for $10 off your first box! 

It's the first week in Mexico, and we can't tell if we're in Paradise or the upside down.. but it probably depends on who you ask. While it's absolutely devine to see our old friends back on the screen, our heads are already spinning from the "he said, she said". Here's what TTBP knows for sure: Caelynn hates Blake, everyone thinks Blake is hot, everyone also thinks Hannah G is hot, Clay dated Angela and broke up with her at some point in time, Blake has been outted, Caelynn has been outted, Kristina is there, Bibi needs to just grab someone and makeout, Jane should no longer be allowed to cook. Whose side are you on? Whose word do you trust? How hot was that hot sauce on the taco??? Thank God we have Queen Demi to guide us through this. It's going to be a long summer in Paradise...

Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Maya Angelou, Hilary Clinton, Hannah Brown. What do all of these women have in common? All great feminist heros of our time. As we mourn the end of the greatest Bachelorette season in history, we also celebrate the death of a terrible relationship, and the rebirth of a hero. Thank you, Hannah Brown, for teaching us that we can all find happiness, even without ever seeing Tyler C naked. Your confidence, intellegence, and beauty has inspired a nation, and it just might be exactly what we needed to bring this country together. Also, Peter's mom. We will be forever grateful. Now, onto Paradise. See you in Mexico!

The boys are back and so is TTBP fav Mike Levin! We discuss Luke's goodbye, Tyler's hotness and whether or not Kurt Cobain would have made a good Bachelor in 1994. We also deep dive into the morality of Jed and how bad it is to actually go on the show with a girlfriend. Doesnt Hannah have 25 boyfriends? It's basically a deep philopophical debate that will be quoted in history books for decades to come. This episode of TTBP is brought to you by FabFitFun! Use our promo code "BACHELOR" for $10 off your first box!

It's fantasy suite week baby and we are ready for Hannah to get some! Mainly because she's been so horny all season and we feel she deserves this. Unfortunately, she also made the biggest mistake of her life this week by inviting every single other man into bed except Tyler. "If he's the one, then I have the rest of my life to be physical with him." Um, I'm sorry, then why not start now!? Anyway, to help us cool down is long time friend of the pod, Kaitlin Bass! She's also furious about the Tyler situation. But moving on.. the moment we've all been waiting for happened when Hannah finally saw the light and semt Luke P's judgmental ass home. However, it's still Jed Bach Nation still seems most concerned with. In the end, we know Hannah deserves the best, and the best would cearly have been Tyler's D. Until next week!

The hilarious Alyssa Litman joins us on TTBP this week to discuss an episode she's uniquely qualified for! As a Westlake native and a former CLASSMATE of Peter's, she gives incredible insight into the man behind the plane. Also, WTF didn't you ask her out in Middle School, Peter!? We later dive deep into Tyler's perfection. And possibly get too carried away. We also discuss why Luke P is somehow more tolerable than Jed (I know, can you believe?) and round out the episode with a classic game of "Where's Windmill?" Much like Hannah, we're just biding time until Fantasy Suite Week.

It's Amsterdam week and we're all drunk!! Maybe not totally drunk, but enough to be raw and vulnerable and real.. which is all Hannah has been asking from us for weeks! Good thing Colleen Klinefelter joins TTBP this week to help keep everything on track and remind society that Luke P is a monster and Tyler is only to be celebrated from now until the end of days. While Jed reminds us that no one can be trusted so you might as well just bang whoever you want in a windmill. The clock ticks by as we wait for "I have had sex... and Jesus still loves me", and we continue to commission artists to stitch it on a pillow for us. But for now, we'll see you at hometowns y'all!

Luke P is being exposed, Jed is getting cheesier by the minute, and Hannah is horny as shit - and TTBP is here for it! Luckily friend of the pod, Ruthie Holmes (@theruthieholmes), joined this week's episode to provide the hot takes and ask the tough questions. Is it sexy when a guy shows up singing at your window? Do guys get boners when they are scared? Did Charles Dickens write Oliver Twist? The world may never know. But what we do know is that Jed is a liar and you cannot trust him. Also, everyone should go check out Haley Stevens music to ensure she gets more famous than Jed. We cannot wait to see how this unfolds and we cannot wait for Luke's sorry ass to be sent home. Hopefully next week!

TTBP is finally back and just in time for the worst episode in Bachelorette history! Luckily there was some major news in Bachelor Nation to review since Chris Harrison decided to use this week to recap the first half of the season. Thank God, because we were starting to forget which guy made Hannah laugh that one time 2 weeks ago. First, celebrations are in order for the Nation's newest engaged couple trying to get their own reality show! Second, we wish good luck and good tans to our newest Bachelor in Paradise cast. Thirdly, Jed is TRASH, except for when he's being a little cute and funny of course. And last but not least, Tyler is still an angel. Although this week didn't bring us all of the drama we thought it was going to, at least we're one step closer to solving the mystery of the salmon jacket.

Well, it's been 6 weeks and turns out we already have a winner. Everyone, please pack your bags and leave because Tyler C is it and we're done. In other news, Garret is also cute, Jed is honest, and Luke P is still lurking around creeping everyone out. Pretty classic Bachelorette, business as usual stuff. However, TTBP was joined by a special, lasst minute guest whose schedule is typically packed and it's a real miracle she found the time to squeeze in the pod. Make sure you listen to this episode for a once in a life time opportunity! Ciao!

It's the third week of Hannah B's journey to find love and apparently she has nothing to worry about because all of her guys are ANGELS with beautiful butts. What more could a girl want? This one over here is leaving love notes, that one over there is getting almost naked with snakes, and even the stalkers appear to be genuinely in love with her. Luckiest gal on the planet! Hannah has no problem trimming the fat though as she knows what she wants, and it's definitely not a tragic story. Hopefuly none of the men left lost a beloved cat in a fire.. or something along those lines. All we know is that any of these dudes would not handle pregnancy well, and TTBP thinks that's something to celebrate. Roll tide!

It's week two (technically one, if Sarah has anything to say about it) and the drama is in full swing. At the center of it all is Luke's polarizing physique and Cam's misguided ABC philosophy. Who doesn't love a conveyor belt of hot men calling other hot men out? Taylor Cox (Abby's) joins us this week to discuss the good, the bad and the subpar attempts at rhyming. While the dudes aren't busy chucking chicken nuggets at one another, Hannah is busy giving us the full spectrum of emotions. She's crying! She's annoyed! She's over-the-top horny! It's more compelling than the entire last season of GoT. And beyond it all,  we're left with the wisest advice of all....if you're going to fall, do it on you're ass, because it's funnier.

Hannah Beast is officially the bachelorette and all her guys are officially from Georgia. Except for that one from Florida. Either way, she is already proving to be one of the greatest Bachelorettes of all time, and TTBP is living for it. She is real. She is funny. She's had sex. What more could a man need?! Marc Muszynski joins this episode to share his controversial thoughts on the men, while Alex and Sarah share their controversial thoughts on women in general. Lets see if Hannah's season takes as weird as a turn as night one of TTBP did.

Is there literally any relationship on planet Earth that is more important than the one between 2 (or 15) Bachelorettes?! ABC sure doesn't think so. That's why they had to bring us the most "epic" reunion of all time that has ever been, and ever will be created!! While TTBP was pretty up-to-date on our beloved Bachelorettes, Bachelor Nation was unpleasantly surprised to hear back from some of the douche bags they thought they canceled back in the early 2000's. But if we learned anything from this reunion, it's that a woman is in fact capable of changing a damaged man. Ladies, if you can dream it, you can believe it! And thankfully we have Hannah Beast to carry us through the next journey. Roll Tide.