The Morning Stream

Scrodenger's Seventeen Year Old. I don't like Weird Goat Cheeeeeeese! RIP Mario, Lets-a Go. I'm Impressed With The Size Of This Guy's Chimney! Do Microphones Have Arms Because I Like Really Wanted to Know? Hardened Leprechaun Turds. I had to pee in a Starbucks cup while a trucker watched me. Coconut Milk: Better than Unregulated Sewer Water. Late Stage Wrapping Paper Lung. How Are You Going To Get Up The Floo If You Don't Open Your Damper?!? Do not get Howie Mandel Wet! Two Piles of Guns, the Perfect Outdoor Furniture. Creamed Corn Soupy Chowder. By the Book Investigation with JRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get your second jab, then lick a toilet. Standard Ass Borg. Squeeze Out A Few Chits. I don't like NFTeeeeeeeees. Greg is off limits! Too many Shia Labeouf's. Virtual Bovine Lactation. Arbor Day Turkey! To Catch a Covid Variant. we named the cat Ripley. You Can OWN Utah Connection! Butt Cheeks 6 Inches Off the Ground with Bill. Filling Brian's Game Hole. Going Mile High with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ClarkGak - Yadda Yadda. The Bulge is for Members Only! Rick Steves Deez Nutz. Veet, Voot, Vert. InFreddy Business. Xrays are for Pupits. Doing things to Frank Oz with Gidget and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I don't like Kirkland Peeeeeeeee! Crowds Are Way Too Crowded For Me. One Steak, Nevermore. Social Network 2: Same Hoodie, Different Decade. Bed, Bath, Batman and Beyond. Is That Pee In That Kirkland Bottle? What Kind Of A Garbage-Monster Are You? Don't Let your Meat Snake Slide. Proud Proper Pedestrian Poop Picker Upper. Costco Raven... Vampire Hunter. Gwenny's Flaming V. Double the Tom pleasure, double the Tom fun. Recommentals With, and Without Nicole. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Cunning Air Lingus. Chicken Cop, Chicken Cop, Chicken Cop PIE! Free Market EBay Grape Nuts. OK Beamer. You Can Neither Take Porgs, Nor Leave Porgs! Blade Runner is Happening Outside the Window. Broken Widgety-Witch. Grapenuts: Nature's Aquarium Gravel. Fred Zeppelin in Cooper Black. This Candle Smells Like Aer Lingus. An Effort of Lettuce. Pitbull? Nope, I'm out. Luke Skywalker crappin' in a corner. F Jury! And more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Have you considered having sex on a different day of the year? I don't like NFTeeeeeeeeees! Lost all my F's to give after High School. Gallbladder and Penis. Nipple Flavoured Creamers. XLM DATA IS BIG, YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! IT'S NOT SMALL! NO! NO! NO! Falcon and the Fat Man. Jake and the Winter Soldier. 24 Hr Boner. Partially Refloated. The Phantom Mullet Exists Forever. Cap's Sidepiece. $30 for 30mins with Black Widdow. Drinking the Tron Water. Making Things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dick Dock. Alien, not AlienSZZSZZs. All those stars are probably dead. The Italian Hair and the Whatnot. Goatsee Black Hole with Bobby. Actual Science Words with Bobby Frankenberger. I Like to Comfort EAT! A Diagram of Teeth, Crotch and Eyeball. Full Pewpit Status. At Least We're Safe for the Next 7 Minutes. Mom's Spaghetification on Your Sweater. Losing Wendi to Microwaves. it smells like Fritos in here and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You'll have NO toilets, NO power, and NO Lt. Yar! I don't like yard Peeeeeeeeee. No Show Yesterday. Oh No I Flushed! KIM!!! Sediment toooobs. One Two Three Fourteen. Giant Preying Mantis-Type Unit. If it's brown, leave town. Mecha Eminem. I Like The Irish, With Their Potatoes And Their Blight! You'll Need a Worm Card Voucher. Vote For Pedro Across the Street. Don't sniff the pipe glue, kids. Godzilla vs Stan. Tom's Tech Time! Nicole Stops Being Polite And Starts Getting Real and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

COVID Shut Down Dicks. Is this the line for the vaccine or In-N-Out? My Sediments Exactly. Moderna Tastes Like Dolly Parton. Get a Proper Meat. Your Banana Split Construction Technique is WITHOUT HONOR! Who Punched What's-His-Name on 2020? No, the other Cheech. Three Stooges Pie. I'm Manually Turned On! Do You Want the Chicken Line or the Beef Line? Herdin' the Sheps. In Today's Game, You Both Get a BM. Bed Bath and Whatever. Making Things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

All The Beans Are At The End Of The Shaft. First Shot Or Second Shot? Pfizer! Your first TMS PM is Free. How Do I Know It's Not Cat Pee? Stop Right Now, We Owe You Money! Give Us A Mouthful Of Your Orange Chicken. Wait, is the shot supposed to come with a shoulder rub? Kim left out in the car with the windows cracked. Use the Password Luke, it's Luke1234. Funky Cold Moderna. The Chat Doesn't Care about your HOA. May cause coughing. You can't shake a burrito! Grandpa Badpassword. Smelly druggist friend, Dan and more on this episode of TMSPM. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Mooney Shot. Department of Futury Business. Eat 9 soapy grapes and call me in the morning. Peter Piper Pleasured his Privates with Pickles. Was his Pickle a Dill-Do? Spitsburg is next to Swallowsberg. Zack Snyder has a 4:3 Brain. Step-Moms Popping Zits. More Fungability. Blockchain Laundering 101. Life Comes at You Fast, and if You Don't Move, You'll Get Hit by a Car. Wasn't Aviation Gin was that one really cool Jedi from Episode 2?! Move Up In the Shriveled Fruit Category. Faint Fruity Smell. Uploading sperm to the moon with Bobby! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Stop Rubbing Your Balls. Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Daoibh. Opus The Penguin, He's A Duck, Right? Marmaduke was a red dog, right? It's All Peggy Flemberton's Fault. Second-Rate Garfield. Down in the Turd Water. SO MANY Places We Could Stick The Meh! Fart Lauderdale. Sucky Peppercorns. The Woke Mafia Was My Favorite 90s Rap Trio. You just threw away your coffee maker, dipshit. Batman, the comicbook animal. Loungey Crooning With Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Beef Borgnine. Bitin' Pillows and Makin' Biscuits. All the Internet is Your Dirty Comic. Two Jabbers, One Podcast. Canoli-19 is Not Too Sweet. Make my water hard. Showering in a Big Booger. Vaccine of the Apes. This is my walking around helmet. Looks Like a Guy Who Might Pee on Some Seats. I Will Break You, and Your Rules. First come, first served... in the butt. Gotta Clean them Pipes SON! FEMA FOMO with JrY. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Just About Got to See John's Wick. A Claw to the Sack. Bill only Has Small Nuts. The Daylight Savings Rebellion. There can be only one Beeeee Geeeeee. This watch gives me wood. That's not a Snausage! Let's Toss The Copper. Rushing to draw a line in the sand. How do you inhale with your butt? Get ready to get a fricking claw to the sack. I'll Own an Anvil Before I Own a House. Purple Hair.....Don't Care. FINDING STUFF In Barns With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What Rhymes With Ibbott? Weiner Jokes Were THRUST Upon You!! I Don't Like Naked Panda Express Orgieeeeeeee! What's in a name with Booby Frankenbooger. Once your vaccinated, you can be a mother hugger. Shovel Orange Chicken, Promote Ahead of Peers. As Tall as Jeff Goldblum. Back Behind The Beads On Disney+. Why Is His Doodle Out? Orange Jumpsuit Chicken?? How Cool Would A Galaga Board Be?? Francis MacDormand Won A Golden Globe For Pooping In A Bucket! This vase really wants to defeat Flash Gordon. Taking a Moment to Pause...With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lovingly Caressing a Turd with a Tongue. Guardia La Forge. Like A Fatter Roger Stone? Penetrated by Dog Tongue. what show were the Jetsons on? The Farnsworth Connection. You can never have too many Pips! Don't Talk About My Muppet Babies! So that's what Purell tastes like! Utah Murder Connection! Butter Bum In Paris. New Girl, who dis? It's The Finaaaaaaal Season. Cameras...EXPOSED with Tom! Torrenting Ferb with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Clearly a warehouse of dildos. The chips in your arm are free. Guac is extra. A Tape for Measuring your Package. I Liked Visiting The Sacramento Beeeeeeeeeeeee! What Is Goofus & Gallant Up To Anyways, You Know They Have Talent! Nobody likes moist snacks. The Bird Was Self-Yeeting Into The Office. Do Turkeys Have Teeth Because I like Seriously Wanted To Know. Ding-Dong, RingCan Ween Calling! Pupets of the Leftists. From Afros to Mini-fridges: A TMS Journey. Always Go Lump. Rhymes with Chickless. I Still Love the Show A Lot. Finger the Loop of the Hero. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I Don't Like Decaf Teaaaaaaaaaa. Sticking a Little German In You! Are You Prepared To Receive My Swabbed Anus? Good for Preventing Death. Raise Your Hand If You Don't Like To Fart. Now that's a Walnut of a Different Color! Are You A Freak And A Patron? When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Hamburger Buns. Decafstration Tea. You Gotta Keep 'Em Caffeinated. Get Your Blood Ready, It's Going To Be Sucked. Thank You Roman Chowdhurry! Come Together Right Now and Get a Jab. Professional Hording with Bill. Watercooler Wandavision with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Give me the peen! I need the Vaccine. Blendersofa, when the walls fell. 'All Your Base' Is Nearly Eligible For Its COVID Vaccine. Me Played By Me. Even Third Eagle has a Place. People Like The Bumble! The chicken was a dancing baby! Meat Pies & Wine with Gidgit! We asked for PG boobies, they wouldn't give us PG boobies. The Bibby Glaive. A question so sweet, we all got Diabetus. It's Scottypoos turn to answer. I give the accents in Far and Away zero potatoes out of five. Give It To Me. Give Me That Hot Vaccine. Amazon vants your business, ya vohl. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

That'll Teach Him To Bring A Knife To A Cock Fight! Canada, Still not in the EU. Who Has The Clog Shoes & The Windmills? Rosebelly Movie? Cloretz Monief Magunga. THERE'S NO SPIT! France is nothing but Paris and wastelands. Germany is weird. Cock-A-Doodle-DON'T! I Don't Trust D. Beeeeeeeee. What's Under Naked? Ex-Semi-Pro Farm League Baseball Player. Jammin' the unit up the nose. Fudge Tokens with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.