Synopsis
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
Episodes
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TMS 2113: On the yoink
12/05/2021 Duration: 01h53minPimps Wear Funny Hats!! Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson & Johnson. Loki runs Villain Town! Literally His Head Is Red. The Best Little Whorehouse In Vegas? KITTYGIBUTUWHAT! Alexander Dumbass. And The Dude What Played Jesus!! Big Shout Out to Nobody. He Wrote Less Miserables! Gerard Dubbatwo. DFC: Down For Crap. It tastes like youth. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2112: Rotten Meat Curious
11/05/2021 Duration: 01h47minHooked On Stefaniks Worked For Me! I Spent Every Summer at Mellon Camp. Physically Correct Boy doll. The Baby Shit Memo. Give me my gun and my goat and I'll be fine. Flunteer Airlines. Kimchi is not Meat! Rotten meat or prison pee? Choose wisely. Marty! We Have to go Back! Back to the Dojo! Earth is round? Prove it you can't! PTA Hitman. Just Say He Has a Penis. What's the deeeeaaal with Ice Cream Machines? Sidekicks and Roundhouses with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2111: Saduchi Sapachi
10/05/2021 Duration: 01h52minWe ate your weiner, and it was fine. Excess Dryness Between the Buns. Hairy Woody. I DON'T LIKE TASTY FREEEEEEEEZE. Welcome To The Price Is Wrong Bitch. Devil Plate. Inspector Gadget Cutlery. Ribbler for Her Pleasure. CSI: Freddie's. Racing Rhinos on Scooters. A disappointing hot dog meal experience. Scientific Proof of 80s Bullies. Going Pepsi Clear. Mustard Flavored Mayo. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2110: Run Bummer
06/05/2021 Duration: 02h52sSabrina the Teenage Felony. 5 Pirate Movies, 6 Wives, 8 Recorder Holes. Billionaire's are people too dammit! Weird Birth Smirk. Maybe we don't have to talk to people. Don't Count The Mouth Hole. Divorced, Behead, Died was my Talking Heads coverband. I don't like Frat Boy Partieeeeeees. Bobsplaining Science with the Frankenberger. Robert Plant has the BIGGEST HEAD. Real Cats Can't Talk. Johnny Depptide Cake. How many wives got the axe? Discussing the 27-Year Itch With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2109: Glape Suzette
05/05/2021 Duration: 01h53minGood at Drawing Butt Kazoos. The Winder Next Door. Tango, Turner, Cash and Hooch. I Don't Wanna Hang Out With Marc!! The Shape Of Our Girl In The Watery Stars. How Did You Know To Make Him Naked? Julis Caesar Chavez Dressing. Everyone Call Tina! What's the Legal Limit of MODOKs? Boring Octopus Teacher. Confused? Have a Pamphlet! National Give a School Nurse a Hoagie Day. Full-Frontal Tech News With Tom. Fudge Fudge Fudge Alright Alright Alright with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2108: Running for Goober Natorials
04/05/2021 Duration: 01h38minHe's The Guy With The ONE Monocle! Baaaabyyyyyy duck doo doo doo doo. Mrr Thrr Frrth Brr Wrrth Yurrr. March The Tenth Be With You!! He's Got A Leachy Crotch!! Never trust a beaver. THE DUCK WAS A BABY! Sean Bean Even Dies When Narrating. Beaver Chewn Tube. I'm a felon. Date Me! Jamiroquai Grammer?!? Mouth full of chicken pudding. Corey Feldman is my go-to leach puller offer. Celebrity Politics, Politics, Politics with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2107: WHO IS DICK PRICE!
03/05/2021 Duration: 02h10sIt's Called Noodles & Company, Not Side Salad & Company. Where's Harvey Milk?! Mostly White Balls. Mostly. Reset the Fury Road Clock. There Were Four Nipples! Billy Archer Eats a Tree. Checking the Nudity Spreadsheet. Protected only by her ample bosom. Cauliflower Nokia. The Bear Wrestling Movie. Forrest Bueller. You ruined the moment Dad! Snyder's Pretzel Cut. Piles of Shame with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2106: Trinidad & Winnebago
29/04/2021 Duration: 01h43minPIXAR's Untouchables. I Can Choose Between AC AND DC? Crikey! How do Leap Years Work? Come out to Salt Lake City, Have a few laughs. Mother Brothel and her Disney Princesses. Laden with Ladies. All out of Plexes. Dreams of Anon McCain. If Your Gidgit Lasts 4 Hours of Longer, Get Stuffed! Firestarter 2: Cinderella. Murdering A Six-Pack Of Wicked Slice. Yakitori Amos. Too Many John McCains. Rats are the future. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2105: Captain Mortality
28/04/2021 Duration: 01h31minCooking With Clare. Wankercising. I Don't Want the Lazer-Squirts. UNDOCK YER SWETCH! Accu-Weather Johnson. Spirit Airlines runs Garbage Town. String-related hobbies. Moderna 2: The Modernaing. Shape of Water 2: the Shapening. I Don't Want to Be a Human Barometer. Did You Purchase Wiffle-Bat Insurance? They EFF you at the Spirit Airlines! (Spoken as Joe Pesci). I ain't sittin next to the Sweaty Pad Thai Guy. Seeing Through Tech Time with Tom. Reccamentals without Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2104: Jeff's Kiss!
27/04/2021 Duration: 01h29minHow many days since a Fury Road mention? 0, Always 0. Sheena Hulkstein. Tiger Based Magicians. Does Kung Fu Count as a Superpower? Who has the Most Wheaties Box Experience? Card Flickers and Gum Slappers. Don Cheeto and his weird English accent. Pull Down Sock Faces. It's Garbage. You Should See It. Fu Man Chu Part Two. Wedding Snatchers. I smell like a woman WHOO. Nerds of the Greatest Caliber. Coming to a ConCENSUS with JrY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2103: Don't forget to hate and ignore
26/04/2021 Duration: 01h50minDunaway's Squishy Balls. I don't like the letter zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I'm Old, I'm Dumb, Get Used To It. 24 ACROSS: BITCH MOTHER. Take Your Wife... or Somebody You Like. Editing Killed the Video Star. Stay Dehydrated, A-Hole. Hey it's Mr Die hard! Bill, Why Aren't You Stephen? Ron Chihuahua was my wrestling name in college. Scripted Butt Moment. Ascend to S-League, Turd Monkey! I need some protein. We can't fix it in post, there is no post. Making things with Stephen. Major Spoilers with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2102: Katherine Heprin
22/04/2021 Duration: 01h56minJesus Fried Chicken. There's no crying in video games! Whore Horror. Turns Out a Lot of Things Rhyme with House. We're All Grumpy! I call my underwear Live Action Shorts. NeoprEEN with a nice SHEEEEEN. JFC in the BMW. Pain! Tree! Butter! Full Frontal Frances. Dealing with Ding Dongs. Tall Glass of Marge. Your fish tank has too much Pee in the Ph. Short For Pronto? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2101: Le Steak D'Shack
21/04/2021 Duration: 01h59minRed on head light. Puhfeeling Puhfine after Puhfizer. Pig Anuses You Love, From People You Trust. Feel Like a Man Now? You can't return your food and eat it too. Weird, Boogery Part of the Egg. Karma is gonna slap that cap off. How About Lego Popeye? Maybe Lego Popeye? Lego Popeye? LEGO IS WITHOUT HONOR! Noodle Doinks and Hand-Rolled Joints. There is no I in WeWork. Sanding Wood is my TikTok Dance move. It is a Blanket Ladder, for Quilts. Making Two Cents with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Thx to BlueChew today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2100: Glorious Geography Of Teeth
19/04/2021 Duration: 01h51minNose To Butt Lane. Burger Goes In, Burger Goes Out. Entry Level Beef Burrito. All the Elk Ladies, All the Elk Ladies. Sex, Lights, and Monkey Bars. And I Am Theodore Wolverine" Logan. Wrestling Fat Kids On Tramps! Del Tatos. A situational situation. Taylor Monkey-Joy. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hangover. Guess the Canadian! Breaking Poptart News! Efficiency Like Ze Germans. Beef Marines. Making Things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2099: Sack Snyder
15/04/2021 Duration: 01h47minQ-Ant-non. Booby Franks & Boogers Talks About Wooden Satellites. Chrysler the Redeemer, Transform and Roll OUT! My Echo was misbehaving, so I punched her. Podcasting is just microphone collecting for people who like to talk. Beans! Beans! Millions Of Beans!! Jesus Saves With Coupons, You Can Too! Wesupplywood. Hairy Chasm of Pete Townsend's Armpit. Leave the Chat and Ascend to a Higher Plane. Punch your echo. Utah Inflection. Roy Orbison Becomes Catwoman. Tumor of Passive Aggressiveness with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2098: Down The Q-Hole
14/04/2021 Duration: 02h33sReboot, Remake, Revive, Repeat. Its called Prooping. Rules are for Old People. Star Trek: Upper Decker. Non-Fungible Wooden Ball. You Cant Do That On Recommentals with Nicole! Rough Hands Kim. I Don't Like The Things You See In A SciFi Moviiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee! You're Not Keeping Up With The 'Saved By The Bell' News?? You've Got The Phillip K Dick In Ya! Loving the Keenan. Forgetting the Kel. I LOVE THE SPICE NUTS! My mangoes taste like hairspray. VR Office Report with Tom. Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2097: That Indian Restaurant is a Naan starter
13/04/2021 Duration: 01h25minCoffee Porn Music. How Will I Ever Learn How Babby Is Formed? A Glory Hole Silo. I like to cup testeeeeees. Pretty ballsy grabbing the tiger like that. Always Castrate your Children's Toys. Why do the holes match up with the eyes. Corn Nut Pioneers. Frogpants Doodle-a-day. What's Third Eagle up to these days. You know he's got talent. Dude, where's my ambulance? Buckets of Apocalyptic food. Milking this Phoenix for all it's worth. How is Jamie's Sausage Made and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2096: Joaquin Phreezer
12/04/2021 Duration: 01h47minAre These Tacos Racist? Sorry we took your land. Here, have a taco. Chicken Legs & Ostrich Nuts. No Way Your Name is Kevin. Eff You, I Shan't Say Flamingo. Grumpy Old Tumors. It scared you because it vibrated. The Symptoms. I don't like Speakeeeezee Beeeez. This show is full of idioms, but not spelled the same. How do you play Strip Go Fish? That's right he didn't have a unit. Freeloading Freefeeders. Making Deals With Bill. Hail Hydration with Stephen. Naan doesn't bend and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS PM for 4-9-2021: Emergency Hole
09/04/2021 Duration: 54minWe Violate a Hippo. Cool Shorts And Jelly Bums. A Tom Hardy Man. Four Clover Leaks. Diamond in your ass with some coal. Senfield Snyder Cut. Poopy Router. Violate my own HIPAA. The less we know with Dan and more on this episode of TMSPM. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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TMS 2095: Chipless Trucks
07/04/2021 Duration: 01h47minBorka Borka, Derka Derka, Flerka Flerka. Warning: Contains Le Beouf Weiner. Just The Tiny Tip Of Mando's 'Blaster'! Like A Sturgeon. We Beat The Boner Zone! Do you like sucking balls through a straw? Jeff, your son is skipping class. Mon Ez, a Favorite Kryptonian Condiment. Warm Bottle Of Pee > Chewed Up Funko Pop. Moist and Sticky. Don't Ruin the Dog Poo Stations. Inadvertently A Whore. Who's Fat? I'm Fat? Mild to Hitler's Butthole. Wipe Side to Side. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.