Synopsis
Four people come together to discuss the good things going on in the world and then discuss all the problems that they have.
Episodes
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Heart Attacks and the Libation Station – Ep. 13
10/09/2019 Duration: 38minThe internet planned a cool, fun Ikea Hide-And-Seek game but the cops were boring. Artificial Intelligence knows when you’re going to have a heart attack, and you can too! Maybe! And raccoons in Ontario have been hitting the sauce, but they’re being denied suitable social services to help with their addictions.Ikea Hide-And-Seek GameScotland YardThe Ikea Labyrinth was a Fake Story, but HereMedical AI can Predict Heart AttacksBoris IslandGattaca is on Amazon Prime Video and Zac was right, the main character is going to space! But to Titan, not the moon.Raccoons Going Hard on the BoozeBrazilian Parrots are Facing an Opioid Crisis
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Space, Police, and Space Police – Ep. 12
18/08/2019 Duration: 33minThe best Jedi is coming back to the small screen, Saskatchewan RCMP are actually doing their gotdamn jobs, and aliens are trying to tell us something and at least we know it’s happening.Discuss the Show at reddit.com/r/CatsNotPodSubmit good news, excellent headlines, or satirical articles to catsnot@forestfriends.siteEwen McGregor to Reprise his Role as Obi-Wan KenobiMelville RCMP Take No ShitMysterious Radio Bursts Found by Canadian Astronomers17776Map of the Milky WaySatirical ArticlesReport: 6 more ethics violations will win Trudeau a free 6 inch sub at Parliament’s cafeteriaCouples who call each other Mummy and Daddy told to pack it the f*ck inEfficiency Win! All The Major Fried Chicken Chains Have Collectively Agreed To Start Selling Fried Pelican Instead Of Chicken Because They Can Just Find Pelicans For Free Outside“Big Things on the Horizon,” Posts Friend About to Ask Everyone for MoneyD&D Party Member With -3 Charisma Keeps Trying to Fucking Roll Deception
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Canadian Politics and Too Much Anime – Ep. 11
11/08/2019 Duration: 49minAn old Viking hall found in Scotland, the Canadian Green Party has an idea for getting Oil & Gas workers to support renewables, a marathon runner is wholesome, and Papa John’s got your back.Discuss the Show at reddit.com/r/CatsNotPodSubmit good news, excellent headlines, or satirical articles to catsnot@forestfriends.siteViking Hall in ScotlandThe Video of the Archaeological Dig (there was just one)We Can’t Find the Subreddit for Abandoned Minecraft ServersGreen Party’s Plan to Transition Oil & Gas Workers to RenewablesCanada’s House of CommonsCanadian Jacqueline Gareau forgives Rosie Ruiz for cheating her at the Boston MarathonYowamushi Pedal MangaThe Best Headline / Article Poll on Twitter!Pawn gets Critical Hit in Chess MatchA bear somehow fell onto a moving Police car, then things got really weirdToronto man steals his own bike back after it goes missing at GO stationFamily Sends Pizza Delivery Man to Check on Grandma After HurricaneCool Motorcycle Stuff
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Girls Rock – Ep. 10
04/08/2019 Duration: 27minThis week we have a special guest and talk about a cool international non-profit that a few of the Forest Friends are involved with! We had the weird issue near the end with some random skipping of a second or so at a time and also we sit on leather couches while recording so sorry for the shifting around noises.Discuss the Show at reddit.com/r/CatsNotPodSubmit good news, excellent headlines, or satirical articles to catsnot@forestfriends.siteGirls Rock instagram twitter facebookGirls Rock Camp AllianceJessica twitter instagramSatirical News Article of the WeekNew Tampax High-Speed Applicator Able To Launch Tampons Into Vagina At 500 MPHBest Headline of the WeekWoman orders food, tells server ‘this one’s on God’ before fleeing: cops
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The Nasty Voice Actor Lobby – Ep. 9
28/07/2019 Duration: 57minAn unreasonably long cold open with no useful or entertaining information, floating, automatic garbage cans in Toronto, a nasty voice actor being very bad and getting kicked from Fire Emblem, and lobbies.Discuss the Show at reddit.com/r/CatsNotPodSubmit good news, excellent headlines, or satirical articles to catsnot@forestfriends.siteGuys, look at this little bearZac’s TwitterMinecraft is Officially More Popular than Fortnite, AgainBreaking the Neopets Currency System (I think it’s from this podcast?)Sea Bins in TorontoSarcan is a Saskatchewan ThingNiosi is Ni(asty)
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Spinal Nanotechnology and a Groovy Cockatoo – Ep. 8
14/07/2019 Duration: 56minKodak brought photography to the masses, scientists are working with nanotechnology to help fix spinal injuries, the Canadian government is paying queer employees back for wrongdoings from the past, and a cockatoo does good dance moves.Discuss the Show at reddit.com/r/CatsNotPodSubmit good news, excellent headlines, or satirical articles to catsnot@forestfriends.siteThe History of KodakZuckerberg in Congress. “Smiling”.University of Michigan Researchers Develop Nanotech “Epi-Pen”Mars Bars Never Had PeanutsMetric PrefixesFurther Reading: The Case Against PerfectionCanadian Government Compensates Queer Government Workers for DiscriminationUnited Nations Concerns Regarding Canada’s Indigenous CommunitiesBizarre Borders 1 2Dancing CockatooFurther Reading: Animal LiberationBest Headline of the WeekPlease Don’t Use A Case Of Beer As A Toddler Car Seat: Ontario CopsSatirical News Articles5. Leave Means Leave, Says Boris Johnson’s Girlfriend4. Paul Ryan Lauded for Inspiring Millions of Young Gutless Fucking Cowards t
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Miss Virginia and Plastic Gasoline – Ep. 7
07/07/2019 Duration: 23minCamille Schrier, the new Miss Virginia, is an inspirational figure. A group call Project Reconciliation is working on purchasing the Trans Mountain Pipeline Expansion in an effort to bring control back to Canadian First Nations. Professor Satish Kumar recycles end-life plastic into gasoline. Also, some new segments for trial!Discuss the Show at reddit.com/r/CatsNotPodMiss Virginia’s Explosive VictoryDiscount Dutch Store is Coming to Canada to Take All Your MoneyMujiWestern Canadian First Nations Group Making Bid to Purchase Trans Mountain Pipeline Also Another Article from CTVSatirical News ArticlesBaby Crow’s First Word “Caw” – The Onion“Our Concentration Camps Are Safer Than Our Schools” Trump Assures Democrats – Rochdale HeraldMillenial Contract Killer Struggles in Gig Economy – The BeavertonFace It: Things Can’t Be Going Well For You If You’re Turning To This List Of People Who Found Success Later In Life For Comfort – ClickholeElderly Woman Accused of Training Her 65 Cats to Steal from Neighbours – World
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Bird Mafia and Bee Unions – Ep. 6
30/06/2019 Duration: 33minBirds are being loyal, alligators are being ethical, enzymes are speeding up the recycling of plastics, and uber drivers want better treatment.Drug parrot (is a very good boy) — the GuardianThe Brazilian Article — Globo BrazilLexy’s News About PET Melting Enzymes — Popsci.comThat Time I got Reincarnated as a SlimeToronto’s Uber Drivers Unionize — PressProgressPlease discuss the show at reddit.com/r/CatsNotPod
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Cetaceans Needed – Ep. 5
23/06/2019 Duration: 29minA newly developed fibre that behaves like the best parts of metal and elastics, robotic limbs that don’t require brain implants, and the threat of a dolphin uprising. Oh dear.Editor’s Note: there appear to have been a few issues with the recording starting in the final quarter of the episode, so there are some weird skips and jumps. Sorry.New Material Developed as Flexible as Elastic but as Tough as SteelBoston Dynamics RobotsThe One Where Harrison Ford Holds a Gun and Mumbles the whole movieVideo for the Elastic SteelNon-Invasive Mind-Controlled Robotic ArmHot Dog Ketchup VideoSimone Gietch’s TrucklaCetaceans Freed from CaptivityJapanese Bees / WaspsPlease discuss the show at reddit.com/r/CatsNotPod
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Instant Ramen and Bourgeois Excess – Ep. 4
03/01/2019 Duration: 38minThe Cup Noodle MuseumBreakfast was Invented in the 20th CenturyThe Primary School Lunchtime EconomyThis episode was recorded in December, 2017 at the Forge STEAMWorks Studio in Saskatoon and edited by Bambi.Thanks to The Atrium for the use of their song “Warm… or Something”.
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Steam Sales – Ep. 3
19/10/2018 Duration: 23minWade tells us about Steam Sales!Mount Your FriendsInternational Cookie Day#FightToVape (Or don’t, I’m not a cop)This episode was recorded in December, 2017 at the Forge STEAMWorks Studio in Saskatoon and Edited by Bambi.Thanks to The Atrium for the use of their song “Warm… or Something”.
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Satan's Legal Team – Ep. 2
06/09/2017 Duration: 01h03minJim Niedermayer is a chainsaw sculptor from Manitoba, CanadaWanna check out some links to the UK’s legal changes regarding slaughterhouses? I’m only posting a few links here but feel free to check out more on the Internet™Facebook’s new translation methods! Also, the Daily Stormer debacle!linkedin.comwikipedia.com
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Cycling Without Age, The Whanganui River, Exoskeletons, and Puppies – Ep. 1
16/06/2017 Duration: 52minCycling Without Age was founded by Ole Kassow; you can see his TED Talk HereThe supplier discussed in the episode is Christiania BikesThe Whanganui River has been granted the rights of a legal personLowe’s Hardware exoskeletonWhite Pomeranian PuppiesThis episode of Catastrophes Notwithstanding was recorded at the Forge Steamworks Studio in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. The Production Designer was Twig.