The Televoid Podcast

Enjoy a relaxing post-Thanksgiving check-up with Dr. Face-Hands and the cast of the cancelled-in-two-episodes disaster that was Do No Harm. Join your host @maurae and returning guest @closer2fine to give belated thanks to the bizarre twist that made this show partly responsible for Broadway's Hamilton being written. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: UNITED STATES OF TARA'S ALTERS: http://bit.ly/1Xk9MND DR. HORRIBLE'S RED SCRUBS: http://bit.ly/1XuIEWM STEVEN PASQUALE'S MANDY PATINKIN: http://bit.ly/1T9e0RB STEVEN PASQUALE IN BRIDGES: https://youtu.be/UVEkCujOHkg THE ORIGIN OF DR. FACE-HANDS: http://bit.ly/1Xka3Qu THAT'LL DO PIG: https://youtu.be/rjQtzV9IZ0Q THE GOOD SON: https://youtu.be/pP4P-VgcM4s MUST SEE TV LINE-UP: http://bit.ly/1OjDkoN WEATHER FORECAST FOR 8/25/88: http://bit.ly/1Snwhux Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes It's Black Friday! And nearly Cyber Monday! Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Happy Thanksgiving! We celebrated by tearing apart the racist garbage that was Murder, She Wrote! In this episode a bunch of old white people defend their town's land by fighting back against the oppressive Native American man who claims it rightfully his! Also: there is murder. Join your host @maurae and guest @quinivasc to discuss how the hell this show ever got nominated for Emmys. Plural. This episode literally aired in Murder, She Wrote's Thanksgiving slot. They gave zero fucks. (Warning: there are references to spousal abuse throughout. Not in depth, but in case you'd like to steer clear.) AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: SUPES RACIST VOODOO EP #1: http://imdb.to/1Qxvppe SUPES RACIST VOODOO EP #2: http://imdb.to/1Nfn3SQ QUINIVA'S FAVE EPISODE: http://imdb.to/1I0GTPk MUUUURDER SHE WROTE: https://youtu.be/2fx7p7TEi6M GEORGE LONGBOW'S IMDB: http://imdb.to/1kJzhqs Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes It's almost Black Friday! Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Time for us to give thanks, once a year at least, for weird shows like this existing. Cancelled after only one season and trying things that were before its time, we watched The Class and are going to have a rare "this is good, you should watch this" episode for us all to take a break and be thankful for. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with special guest @crystalleww to discuss the star studded cast and dark comedy that was gone before it started. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: HOLLY GETS WHACKED WITH STOP SIGN: https://youtu.be/UdtR-X5PGjQ?t=13s THE CLASS CREDITS: https://youtu.be/oYYi0chPTCE THE CLASS PREMISE: https://youtu.be/7GqGydX2Z5w THAT CAST LIST: http://imdb.to/1WVBCKB Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Remember the episode of Law & Order: SVU that ended with a monkey in a basketball and Big Boi smuggling tigers? It's hard to pick the worst episode of this show since there have been many a ripped headline and rug pulled, but we discuss one of the zaniest. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with returning guest @equivocarly to pitch our Empire spin-off starring Fin Tutuola, hero cop, as new CEO of Empire Entertainment. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: L&O SVU THEME: https://youtu.be/rUXGyazvQzk L&O CRIMINAL INTENT THEME: https://youtu.be/JJMlejvNXuY L&O TRIAL BY JURY THEME: https://youtu.be/pl12lC-ZeFA L&O LOS ANGELES THEME: https://youtu.be/kP85px_tZ10 BETTER L&O LA THEME: https://youtu.be/XXvuUp-KY5g ELIOT STABLER IS TERRIBLE: https://youtu.be/Uq-Ank1HG1Q FIN > EVERYONE: http://i.imgur.com/sLWD1z3.png EYE ON THE TIGER: http://i.imgur.com/nT60Yha.jpg MONKEY HUGS: https://youtu.be/Cp3k3s2kjaA Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support t

Everything is heightened in this week's episode: the length, the guest count, the amount of times a once in a million siring will happen in the span of half a century! It's finally time to take apart a show that's near and dear to our undead hearts, The Vampire Diaries. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs are joined in our #2spooky midnight Halloween Party Special by @itslisae, @rowankaiser, and @galfridian! Pop a bottle of something expensive, we're going to talk about the ridiculous sire bond plot-line, the terribleness of the Travelers, and so much more! Editor's Note: From 1:20:00-1:30:00 we discuss the way this show neglected to address flagrant sexual assault of a main character. Warning for those who would like to skip that portion, or the episode to avoid the topic. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: AND EVEN HYBRIDS: https://youtu.be/QuhKbXiMzUA BLUE FOUNDATION'S MUSIC > THAT SEX SCENE: https://youtu.be/8IHFVn0sv14 SHE'S ONE IN A MILLION (OF MISS CONGIENIALITY): https://youtu.be/v-ezVFq9QWc ELENA'S RED H

Do you always feel like somebody's watching you? Check your basement drywall and local university's Occult Studies program for stray weirdo professors. It's time for an episode of Stalker. Join your host @maurae and guest @offbeatorbit as we take on the case of bad dads, creepy frat bros, and unrealistic real estate valuations. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: PEPE THE FROG: http://bit.ly/1jDqXbp SECRET KARATE MASTER: http://i.imgur.com/Ata1RsL.webm STU MACHER: https://youtu.be/zyVKJXfRm_g BAD PARENTING 101: http://i.imgur.com/UgVehLW.webm HOMER SIMPSON BUSHES GIF: http://i.imgur.com/7O2FM6I.gif EERIE SILHOUETTE: http://i.imgur.com/zEqDPlu.png CREEPY CHEAP TRICK COVER: http://amzn.to/1GYhEYg (PRODUCER'S NOTE: Please excuse the slight audio issues. Maura had a head cold while recording and the audio is choppy in parts because the .MP3 file was haunted.) Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Don't sip that chamomile too quickly, you'll get stoned! Witness Whoopi Goldberg exploding into a flock of doves, Teddy Sears almost shirtless and Rachel Taylor wander the streets of New York without shoes on in the terrifyingly bad 666 Park Avenue. Join your hosts @maurae, @lafergs along with guests @as_seenontv & @kgrhymes to discuss the devil himself: Terry O'Quinn. AS REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE: ROSEMARY'S BABY: https://youtu.be/5H5UvaTM4Q4 GHOST: https://youtu.be/bh5b29cM0KA CHARLIE'S ANGELS: https://youtu.be/lQ_zmoDz56U VANESSA WILLIAMS W/ PROBLEM CHILD ON UGLY BETTY: https://youtu.be/y71Jlvexsg0 VANESSA WILLIAMS GETS GASSED: http://t.co/6Hs0q3wggN Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

We're kicking off our Halloween month with one of the creepiest episodes we've watched for this podcast. The mysteriously hard to find and easy to traumatize episode of Family Matters in which Urkel's evil ventriloquist dummy goes on a murder spree in the Winslow household. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with guest @elenaisawesome to discuss all things Stevil. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: KEY & PEELE'S FAMILY MATTERS: https://youtu.be/A5Zdp1RfoyI STEVIL IN ACTION: https://youtu.be/DF7ZwNRiiVg HARRIET IN THE BOX: https://youtu.be/tHkOyiqoHUM STEFAN URQUELLE: https://youtu.be/6tMEj8NWYsk Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Hanging out! Past their prime! With not a thing left to do, That 70's Show paired off a stalker with his prey, put a main character into literal retirement and two off-screen, and for some reason kept Josh Meyers around for more than one episode. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs to discuss where it all went wrong and, no, don't blame it on Africa. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: THAT 80'S SHOW: https://youtu.be/M4slOyPMVCo JACKIE & HYDE HOOK-UP: https://youtu.be/W7h_M63ZBr0 ERIC LEAVES FOR AFRICA: https://youtu.be/M4slOyPMVCo CREEPY FEZ: https://youtu.be/2TvdKQtzzH4 Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

It's time for the American adaption so poorly received that the BBC aired it's original version after the remake was cancelled just to re-establish that it was once a good show. We watched infamously bad Coupling (U.S.)! Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guest @thekuhlest to discuss the show's failed casting, writing, and directing hat trick. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: COMPARING UK v US: http://bit.ly/1gTgXbA INTROS: https://youtu.be/3YB2rJvYUek US REMAKES OF UK SHOWS: http://bit.ly/1NXQmZJ THE OFFICIAL TELEVOID RECAST: http://i.imgur.com/Vt8yFxd.jpg CAKE'S COVER OF THE THEME: https://youtu.be/KwIo9Y9iJ6A PUSSYCAT DOLL'S COVER OF THE THEME: https://youtu.be/Xe2Np8VrEGU Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

We watched the episode of The Sopranos that equates to an eighth grader's book report on the misunderstood heroism of Christopher Columbus. Join your host @maurae along with guest @juleshastweets to discuss the plight of the middle class white man. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: SOPRANOS CREDITS: https://youtu.be/RLxSUKA--Dg JLO'S WAITING FOR TONIGHT: https://youtu.be/_66jPJVS4JE RL PIRATE STEVE VAN ZANT: http://bit.ly/1Kkqrat Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

We had our favorite Australian on to discuss America's favorite sitcom because we don't play by anyone's Simple Rules. We watched The Big Bang Theory. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with returning guest @lebmitchell while they delve into the black hole of The Big Bang Theory and try not to get sick to their stomachs. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: MOM IS PRETTY GREAT: http://bit.ly/1i9oofQ BLINK 182: https://youtu.be/s1tAYmMjLdY BOXCAR RACER: https://youtu.be/sPEGbxL9AoQ ANGELS & AIRWAVES: https://youtu.be/JMl8cQjBfqk SIMPLE PLAN: https://youtu.be/RUi54JTgL5s Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes

The devil is real. No, seriously. We watched the episode of Body of Proof that confirms that science is bullshit, even if Dana Delaney spends all her days bullying people about it's superiority. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with guest @levyontv to discuss bad dads, dairy cows, and Lucifer himself. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: MILK THE DAIRY COW: https://youtu.be/7UtK1SXW-yE CHRISTINA HENDRICKS IS A DEAD TWIN: http://imdb.to/1M0kKSn DR. BLAKE DOWNS: http://bit.ly/1LPx3y7 WHITE COLLAR GOOD/BAD SWAP: http://imdb.to/1fZw1DY Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Warning: several beloved theater actors were harmed in the making of Will & Grace's second live television episode. Join your host @maurae and guest host @itslisae along with returning guest @as_seenontv to discuss the trash finale, useless Matt Lauer, and that infamous gay agenda. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: BENNY HILL MUSIC: https://youtu.be/MK6TXMsvgQg JACK MEETS CHER: https://youtu.be/Odi-_mTo4F0 BLOOPERS: https://youtu.be/1-GrK5tX0r4 DEBBIE DOWNER IN DISNEYLAND: http://yhoo.it/1JAojYM TITANIC PROPELLER DUDE: https://youtu.be/fW32f_LHMNc Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Never fear, straight white people are here to save the day! Homophobia, racism, and prejudice are no match for their ideals! We watched the episode of Popular that appears to have birthed the thematic core for Glee. Join your host @maurae and guest host @itslisae along with special guest @woahitsjuanito to discuss this vintage Ryan Murphy disaster. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: BASEBALL THUGS: https://youtu.be/exGJsv6ZNlo MARY CHERRY IS LOVE: https://youtu.be/85sr4GN2zlQ MARY CHERRY IS LIFE: https://youtu.be/JuUoNwWwmd4 THAT'S SERIOUSLY MESSED UP BRO: http://bit.ly/1MHGvXf RIOT!!!: https://youtu.be/N7jJh8pP9qo Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Even if you live til you’re 400, this show is still worth skipping. We watched a centagenarian solve crimes while being a jackass, AKA every vampire show minus the interesting parts, AKA Forever AKA New Amsterdam. Join your host @maurae with guest host @itslisae and returning supernatural cop drama expert @equivocarly in going Dutch. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: JAMIE LANNISTER: http://bit.ly/1gFNxOk THE ULTIMATE WIKIPEDIA PAGE: http://bit.ly/1Kl4llx FERRIS WHEEL CHASE: http://i.imgur.com/kRWnd8f.gif COTTON CANDY CASUALTY: http://i.imgur.com/RgPgcpy.gif VAMPIRE GLIDE™: http://i.imgur.com/W3YUmWT.gif Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Tell us you love us, we sat through this entire miserable series for @lafergs' birthday. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with returning guest @itslisae to discuss how so much nudity and sex managed to be so depressing. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: PAPER TOWEL DISPENSER RAGE BLACKOUT: http://i.imgur.com/t0vTASL.gifv ADAM SCOTT W/ A KNIFE NEAR CHILDREN: http://i.imgur.com/sIHahwj.gifv LIKE A STONE: https://youtu.be/7QU1nvuxaMA ARMORED TANK OF OUR EMOTIONS: http://i.imgur.com/uehZPQv.png MOTHER OF THE YEAR: http://i.imgur.com/QU7RlCh.png TRANSPARENT: http://amzn.to/1IN6t4n PARENTHOOD: http://amzn.to/1Ut2275 SWIMFAN: http://amzn.to/1MS7TkY Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show. Everyone needs a Swimfan DVD: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

We braved the depths of Space and watched the classically abysmal episode of The X-Files. Join your hosts @maurae and a terrified but compliant @lafergs with special guest X-Files expert @ohseafarer to decipher the bigger X-File, here: how the hell this episode happened. MORE LIKE HANDSY MULDER: http://i.imgur.com/ewzrAV0.png MONK'S GOOD ASTRONAUT VILLAIN EPISODE: http://bit.ly/1IcUduu THE FACE ON MARS: http://bit.ly/1So1wtn DOOFY MULDER: http://bit.ly/1KE3dyT Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Remember that time Jason Segel guest starred on Alias to help Sydney battle a mini helicopter? Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with guest @thekuhlest in the Will Tippin drinking game. Take a sip every time we mourn his absence and be drunk in time to make it through Vaughn's pointless fake daddy issues. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: CARNIVAL BARKER REALNESS: http://bit.ly/1HKvqzV RIP AMELIA DELONGPRE: http://bit.ly/1g77XQG WILL TIPPIN DEALS WITH REVEAL W/ APLOMB: http://bit.ly/1MpcLwQ WILL TIPPIN WARM'S SPYDADDY'S COLD HEART: http://bit.ly/1JiVDIa WILL TIPPIN GETS IT: http://bit.ly/1Kp0toP KASABIAN'S CLUB FOOT: https://youtu.be/lk5iMgG-WJI Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

If you thought a show that aired on TV Land wouldn't include birds with lasers in their eyes, Lebron James as Batman, and literally killing every man on earth: you'd be wrong. Your hosts @maurae & @lafergs are joined by the lovely @galfridian to assure you they're not kidding about any of that in addition to George Clooney, the man or the talking dog. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: BETTY WONKA: https://youtu.be/IsXLgMmGYzA TWO GUYS & A GIRL: https://youtu.be/-2oHPjARZ-4 POST-CREDITS SINGING: https://youtu.be/Ol64-SwRpaw Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Do you shop on Amazon? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg