The Televoid Podcast

In honor of LaToya's birthday week, help us keep the party going, forget God, and take a long strange trip to revisit a fan and host-favorite: John Doe. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning Doe-enthusiast, @carlylane to discuss, among other things, what the hell was happening on this show and why Oscar Award Winning J.K. Simmons was involved in any of it. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: LATOYA’S JOHN DOE PIECE: http://avc.lu/2b6JVTq LOL WHAT'S A HEALTH CODE: http://i.imgur.com/vLoiBWT.png THE SEA: http://i.imgur.com/undefined.png THE FINAL 20 MINUTES: https://youtu.be/C4jL_BI7xRA?t=27m29s JK SIMMONS HORSESHOE NECKLACE: http://i.imgur.com/47V2ahw.png DOE MADE THIS PYRAMID BLINDFOLDED W/ ONLY HANDS: http://i.imgur.com/nSA0rE7.png DOE'S FINGER PAINTING MASTERPIECE: http://i.imgur.com/tPdbgdc.png DOE'S SHITTY SELF-DRAWN POLICE SKETCH: http://i.imgur.com/xYrsQX6.png JOHN DOE'S LIL BUTT: http://i.imgur.com/undefined.png Rate/review us on iTunes and you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! bi

We revisit another cancelled and oft forgotten gem, Opposite Sex, which stars 1999's youths of America such as Milo Ventimiglia, Kyle Howard, and Chris Evans (yes, THAT Chris Evans) as the first few male students admitted to an all girls high school. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guest and Chris Evans specialist, @itslisae to discuss why Lindsey McKeon is once again the best part of everything and how Chris Evans escaped the kind of typecasting that he suffered from pre-Steve Rogers. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: RORY WHY DID YOU DROP OUT OF YALE: http://bit.ly/29JppJl HIGHER GROUND CREDITS: https://youtu.be/HOynVqvF3WQ FORGIVENESS: https://youtu.be/13mUFEXnB54 SALT N PEPA: https://youtu.be/na3u8S9tF9o SMALL GIRL TOSSES KYLE HOWARD: https://youtu.be/_sMF_C034b8?t=34s JED/KOBE MOMENT: https://youtu.be/_sMF_C034b8?t=1m53s ADULT BACKUP DANCERS: http://imgur.com/BCJktKG MILO IN DRAG: http://imgur.com/GvYziFm CHRIS IN DRAG: http://imgur.com/d0tZpHi KYLE IN DRAG: http://imgur.com/nGMatMN

Happy Fourth of July! We celebrate with the best way to honor life, liberty, and the American way we know and watched the beach-centric holiday episode of Saved By The Bell. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with guest @thekuhlest to dive deep on many of life mysteries: the low-key Slater/Lisa romance plot in this episode, how close to Sainthood was Kelly Kapowski by the time this show went off the air, and what the Fourth of July means to you (besides 50% off at all department stores). AS REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE: THOSE UNIFORMS: http://imgur.com/YaRVfuQ SCREECH GETS "STUCK": http://imgur.com/X7lrcDR UNNECCESARY COLONIAL GARB: http://imgur.com/tykDP9u MAURA'S MOM CAN'T GUESS WHITE GUYS: http://bit.ly/29kZDOI HOT MESS, STACY: http://imgur.com/HRTGWzE 2000s ROMCOM STARRING SLATER: http://imgur.com/5SywVI0 ELBOWING TEENAGE GIRLS: http://imgur.com/dFuXeHo COSTUME CONTEST: http://imgur.com/U5LcTkx ZACK/KELLY PHOTO SHOOT: http://imgur.com/O5cgih0 SLATER'S PANTS, SERIOUSLY: http://imgur.com/8DCDX6N PHYSIC

This week, in honor of Maura's birthday and fathers everywhere, we watched the show that proves young white guys can achieve anything if only they put their minds to it and give .001%. It's time for another USA Network classic: Suits. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with white boy shade specialist @burritoprophet to discuss why everyone on this show is great except Mike Ross and want #justiceforlouislitt. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: GOOD WILL HUNTING SCENE: youtu.be/8gfipuaIA68 THE FLASHBACK TINT: i.imgur.com/PR7mmEH.png FIRST PULP FICTION SCENE: youtu.be/tVRPz6-Tkww?t=1m12s SECOND PULP FICTION: youtu.be/hyY-b8FWUnM ORIGINAL PILOT SCRIPT: bit.ly/24V8eIk RAS TRENT: youtu.be/TcK0MYgnHjo THE CANOPENER SCENE: i.imgur.com/er9XjFL.jpg QUEEN OF THE SOUTH: youtu.be/k5zigNZQTdI Rate/review us on iTunes and you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Any shopping left to do before Father's Day? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Hello, angels. We heard you like reboots so we rebooted your favorite reboot before the genre of rebooting reboots even started rebooting. Get your jet ski montages started and prepare to delve into another 2011 pilot season flop: Charlie's Angels. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with @levyontv to discuss the unending plot holes, terrible detective work, and Rachael Taylor quips. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: SECOND CHANCE: http://imgur.com/ERqQEMs TATTED UP FRANCOIS CHAU: http://imgur.com/9FRn7Am HOW TO STEALTH: http://imgur.com/PISzEtO THE STUFFED DOLPHINS: http://imgur.com/Ub7NorX ILLEGAL DRUGS!!!: http://imgur.com/nDiaMP4 HIGHLY SECURE DOCKS DOWNTOWN: http://imgur.com/eCuNMRx Rate/review us on iTunes and you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! http://bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Any shopping left to do before Father's Day? Shop through us and support the show: http://amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Quoth the raven: never aired. We watched the pilot episode of Poe that was cancelled before it even got on the air. Poe was a crime procedural about Edgar Allen Poe solving crimes starring Christopher Egan, Natalie Dormer, and Leslie Odom Jr. which is somehow even more out of control than it sounds. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guests @carlylane & @ohseafarer to discuss the Muse's place on the soundtrack, the ridiculous chemistry between LOJ & Dormer & everyone else living, and -- wait for it -- why this never got it's shot on ABC's programming schedule. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: RIP WONDERWOMAN: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2yg571 MOONLIGHT SONATA ADAGIO: https://youtu.be/7jKvoXJ5KOY TITLE CARD & SETTING DATE: http://imgur.com/8jlxQzE POE'S DRAWING OF A LION: http://imgur.com/yQcv0Sg WE SHIP IT: http://bit.ly/1OSV4Ei WHAT YEAR IS IT?: http://imgur.com/gV1Qu7P SNEAKING DORMER OUT NAKED: http://imgur.com/VNtMyIZ EMILIANA TORRINI'S GUN: https://youtu.be/QOLCXPRg650 Rate/rev

Gird your felines, we get higher on cotton than the TV execs were on coke during the 80's when this nightmare made it to air. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with special bad 80's expert @ohseafarer to discuss the on and offscreen disaster that was ALF. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: DONALD TRUMP FUNNY OR DIE VID: https://youtu.be/VJm-E38G3-0 ALF OPENING CREDITS: https://youtu.be/MLqhg9REqtA TOO MANY COOKS: https://youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8 FRANK SINATRA'S MY WAY: https://youtu.be/EUrUfJW1JGk DARK CRYSTAL: https://youtu.be/wW23YcaBHUg CREEPY RONALD REAGAN PUPPETS: https://youtu.be/QHmH1xQ2Pf4 Rate/review us on iTunes and you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Any shopping left to do before Mother’s Day next Sunday? Shop through us and support the show:amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Bottoms up! We'd all be drinking heavily if we were blood relatives of Matthew Fox. Time for the intervention episode of Party of Five where everyone's uncomfortable and miserable and that's the point. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with returning guest @monroealy to discuss the loathsome Salinger family, the stigma of addiction, and the rise and fall of Jennifer Love Hewitt. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: CAPTURING THE FRIEDMANS: http://bit.ly/1poP53c REALITY HAS NO SOUNDTRACK: http://bit.ly/1VLEDRv WEEZER'S BUDDY HOLLY: https://youtu.be/kemivUKb4f4 AS IF/IF ONLY: http://imdb.to/1TmRqX1 SCOTT WOLF HOSTS SNL: http://bit.ly/1SAoGgF BAILEY'S FACE WORK: http://i.imgur.com/3eOwpPI.jpg JOHN DOE EPISODE: http://bit.ly/TTV-E050 GHOST WHISPERER EPISODE: http://bit.ly/TTV-E021 Rate/review us on iTunes and you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Any shopping left to do before Mother’s Day next month? Shop through us and support the show:amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Remember when Castle implied time travel was a canon reality on a crime procedural and went full tilt camp? We delve deep into one of the most convoluted episodes of their show or ours and try to stop things before the energy wars take hold! Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs with returning guest @elenaisawesome to discuss the dangers of compulsive pop culture referencing with little context that has this show venturing further from the Twelve Monkeys/Terminator homage they were trying for and instead views like a grim two-part episode of The Big Bang Theory. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: THERE'S NO TIME, HE CAN FLY: https://youtu.be/yYBAXBu_dpA MESSY LIVING ROOM: http://imgur.com/boPhfFr COFFEE STAINS SCENE: https://youtu.be/qwQTAxzC9ww STANA KATIC'S ECLECTIC HOBBIES: http://bit.ly/1WjluFU HOT COP: http://imgur.com/T1iXvGO VAMPIRE BOYS (NSFW): https://youtu.be/yY830BjznzU Rate/review us on iTunes and you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Any shopping left to do before Mother’s Day

It’s April Fool’s Day so what better time to take a trip down the Privilege Highway where no one can stay in their goddamn lane. We explore the show – and career – of Romeo! that exists purely through nepotism and venture down the even worse adventure of white people believing that they too can succeed at whatever they put their minds to. Even if that’s braiding black children’s hair against their will. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guest @quinivasc to discuss the difference between pranks, white nonsense, and jail time. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: MAURA’S APRIL FOOLS DAY TROLLING: bit.ly/25o246H TAR FOOTPRINT: imgur.com/eV8eFKg SUPER OFFENSIVE HEADSCARF: imgur.com/qUuBx4Z MR. MAGOO GLASSES & TEETH: imgur.com/qMZZdtR MYRA’S HAIR: imgur.com/6gAARUl HALLWAY SCENE: youtu.be/y4mfez75Cbs?t=4m2s MASTER P’S HAIR/ALMOST MURDER: imgur.com/cJWvv5X ROMEO’S TERRIBLE JACKSON 5 SONG: youtu.be/kuuUXnhfQGI KILL BILL SOUND EFFECT: youtu.be/cOy6hqzfsAs SECRETARY GROWLING: youtu.be/y4mfez75Cbs?t=21

It’s almost St. Patrick’s Day and time to celebrate mediocre white men everywhere with the show that capitalized on it best: According to Jim. Join your host @maurae along with guests @aarthid from @backinthefield and @imbobswaget to discuss bad irish accents, little people being thrown through windows, and so many other terrible things relating to the lesser Belushi brother. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: DRUNK ON HAPPY ENDINGS: youtu.be/Mcme7ltcL4c LORD OF THE DANCE: youtu.be/jjxTTjJtXDA THE CHICAGO RIVER DYED GREEN: bit.ly/1QSCsoD IRISH STEPDANCING DEMO: youtu.be/JiyGb_EY4PU THE OTHER GREEN MAN: bit.ly/1pliE6W JIM AS THE GREEN MAN SCENES: youtu.be/Ocmmtnea4Cc Rate or review us on iTunes to get a drunk Entourage recap! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Need some green clothes to get arrested in this St. Patrick’s Day? Shop through us and support the show:amzn.to/1uEVTFg

The year is 2022: weed is legal, plot is useless, and for some reason, Kevin Nealon is still here. We watched the Weeds series finale that focused more on new characters and the future than the show it's meant to bring closure to. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs with guest @jarettsays to discuss the original Jenji Kohan show that celebrated the middle class white ladies doing it for themselves. Literally just themselves. Everyone else move along, please, thank you. THE TARGET LADY: http://hulu.tv/210QCsu PROJECTION KEYBOARD: http://amzn.to/1n2QA5Z SHANE'S PERVO MUSTACHE: http://bit.ly/210PF3x GRANDPA ALBERT BROOKS: https://youtu.be/vGJ-ZkjxKY0 NANCY'S POOL SCENE: https://youtu.be/PHDkFzXXfM8 Rate/review us on iTunes and you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Any shopping left before St. Patrick's Day? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

Oh, YEAAAAAAH! It's our Valentine's Day episode and nothing says romance than a $5,000 bet to get laid before the sun goes down. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with friendly neighborhood returning guest @itslisae to discuss bros, babes, and Ari Gold's Jeremy Piven to an upsettingly extreme detail. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: PAULA POUNDSTONE: http://bit.ly/1QbVICF FURRIES: http://bit.ly/1PRejSq TONY THE TIGER VS. FURRIES: http://slate.me/1SLCowv COLLEGE HUMOR'S PARODY: https://youtu.be/o0CdAKrTZ0A When we get ten more reviews on iTunes you can get a drunk Entourage movie special! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Getting any last minute Valentine's Day present on Amazon this weekend? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

A long time ago, this show used to make sense. Then came the season of a million terrible unresolved plots they didn't bother to try salvage at all. We took on the episode all about the rousing and fun topic of infidelity -- academic, romantic, and at least ten other ways by our count -- and watched Veronica Mars. Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guests @itslisae & @rowankaiser to give thanks that the movie exists now and discuss the ups and downs of the final season, Piz, feminism, Chili's and all! AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: THE VMARS BOOK SERIES: amzn.to/1PXcPlC THE ONION ARTICLE: onion.com/1UuA9Ll LUCKY'S GROSS WIGGY WIG: bit.ly/1TqOl9N LISA'S LIST OF INFIDELITY: http://i.imgur.com/SbHmLV6.jpg MAURA'S FACEBLINDNESS STRIKES AGAIN: i.imgur.com/Mru5tTL.png WEIRD LIGHTING IN LOGAN SCENE: i.imgur.com/9YiwYAm.png SEASON FOUR FAILED PILOT: youtu.be/6xV5p_BndJs PLAY IT AGAIN, DICK: bit.ly/1PnSkSX LET PIZ INTO YOUR LIFE: youtu.be/OEm9JVCEIBE SPIT & EGGS FINAL SCENE: youtu.be/VQ6y9cOYWtE?t

Everybody's got a hungry heart, but maybe that should stay between them and their therapists. We watched the iconically condescending classic, Frasier. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs and returning guest @lebmitchell to discuss the ups and downs of binge eating, hidden pregnancies, and infidelity. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: EDDIE THE DOG: https://youtu.be/IgaQQUwWecE NILES & DAPHNE: https://youtu.be/HB6QfPrWoyQ DAPHNE'S "OUTFIT": http://i.imgur.com/jywOXSG.png Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Going to use that gift card you got for Amazon over the holiday? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

CLIMB ABOARD THE MURDER TRAIN. Start 2016 off with a doozy as we tear apart the iconic disaster that were How I Mother's two part finale episodes. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with guests @galfridian and @kgrhymes to discuss the suspected murder plots hatched to get rid of the Barney/Robin marriage, The Mother, and the show's entire premise. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: ROBIN'S KILLER BLUE DRESS: http://bit.ly/1mWaQqF COBIE SMULDERS IN WALKING TALL: https://youtu.be/l7dUazpVsLk FRESH PRINCE'S DAD LEAVING SCENE: https://youtu.be/1ZPsfO2I4bo BARNEY'S DAD SUCKS SCENE: https://youtu.be/fmeMbelaZGk BARNEY'S A DAD SCENE: https://youtu.be/wnMJoZ7lqis HOW TO USE PORTABLE HOTSPOTS: https://youtu.be/THvTpqF52ls THE PUSSY POSSE FEAT. DAVID BLAINE: http://bzfd.it/1P7RSE3 OUR LOST EPISODE: http://bit.ly/TTV-E007 OUR WILL & GRACE EPISODE: http://bit.ly/TTV-E064 MARSHALL'S DAD DIED: https://youtu.be/o-8Dy_Q4zkE THE LEAP: https://vimeo.com/34899170 COBIE & NPH'S INITIAL FINALE PRESS: http://bit.ly/1RfUdBt NP

Merry Christmas! Celebrate the season of consumerism with the spin-off of Saved By The Bell that devolved into kids working in a mall with the absence of class, bells, or 90% of the title. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs to discuss how Lord of the Rings, among other things, stole the idea of Gollum from Saved By The Bell: The New Class. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: ROBOT CHICKEN NERD: https://youtu.be/iGkTp9ETzrw BRUTHA: http://bit.ly/1TkBF1R OUR AMERICAN MALL EPISODE: http://bit.ly/TTV-S-TAM GO BAYSIDE!: http://gobayside.tumblr.com/ THE CENTER FROM BOY MEETS WORLD: https://youtu.be/OuPmqEAofKM ROGER ON SISTER, SISTER: https://youtu.be/ebZvKdce57E THAT GOLLUM VOICE: https://youtu.be/DLvIFRNbqOs Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Going to use that gift card you got for Amazon this holiday? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's the second time we've taken Clark Kent to task for losing his chill and devolving into a maniac! We watched The Jeffersons (yes, those Jeffersons) poison orphans with chemically altered toys at Christmas time. Join your hosts @maurae and @lafergs along with returning guest @falulatonks to see how many Disney Channel Original movies we can link this episode and discuss the flawlessness of Lois Lane in most things. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: OUR SMALLVILLE EPISODE: http://bit.ly/TTV-E009 THE JEFFERSONS: https://youtu.be/wJe1c7-zXy0 CLARK'S CREEPY VACUUM MOUTH: https://youtu.be/w4BUYR9rkA4 SUZIE Q: http://imdb.to/1QQFGf8 UP UP AND AWAY: http://imdb.to/1IcxXa4 THAT SAME BABY VOICE ON COMMUNITY: https://youtu.be/ksm1RX5tmIE TWO DIFF HOMELESS MEN CARRYING GRAPPLING HOOKS AS YOU DO: http://i.imgur.com/xniKCwP.jpg RETURN OF THE MACK: https://youtu.be/6TBid5bCS2Q Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Did you start your holiday shopping yet? Shop through us and

It's the most wonderful time of the year again and there's no better way to celebrate than a series of bad holiday pun centric episodes and a young Jerry O'Connell as a partical physicist! Join your hosts @maurae & @lafergs along with returning guest @sortathatguy to discuss why Sabrina Lloyd deserved better and the bonkers behind the scenes of this oft-forgotten sci-fi gem. AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: SLIDERS BTS DRAMA: http://bit.ly/1NpjYKO PARALLELS FROM BIOSHOCK INFINITE: http://bit.ly/1SUrUY4 THAT KID'S REACTION FACE: http://i.imgur.com/DdrPIEj.jpg Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Did you start your holiday shopping yet? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg

If you've ever awoken to find yourself a rich television star, you too know the risks of this week's fourth wall breaking episode on Growing Pains' show within a show: Meet the Seavers. Join your hosts @mauraeand @lafergs along with returning guest @ohseafarer of @britchespodcast to discuss Alan Thicke's consummate professionalism and how great at playing a normal version of himself Kirk Cameron used to be! AS REFERENCED IN THE EPISODE: BIZARRE OPENING CREDITS: youtu.be/gJdg6LKIzJ8 LEO DICAPRIO IN THE NORMAL CREDITS: youtu.be/EtZN52pqtOA HYDROPHOBIC CHEMICALS: youtu.be/i4J6uC22Hwo BUB, SUPERFAN: youtu.be/QgmFlB9Isx4 BUB IN STARFLEET UNIFORM: bit.ly/1jCwM7Z BUB IN HOME ALONE: bit.ly/1RryV46 SIMPSONS DID IT BETTER: bit.ly/1Qjg8qL Rate, Review, & Subscribe on iTunes! bit.ly/TTV-iTunes Did you start your holiday shopping yet? Shop through us and support the show: amzn.to/1uEVTFg