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News Links for the Week:PERSON UNDER CORONAVIRUS LOCKDOWN IN SPAIN TRIES TO LEAVE HOUSE DRESSED AS T. REX: https://www.newsweek.com/coronavirus-covid19-spain-murcia-police-dinosaur-outfit-viral-video-twitter-1492654Couple are furious when told they’re not allowed to buy 552 CANS of Mountain Dew due to coronavirus rationing at Kroger store in Kentucky: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8136527/Couple-furious-told-theyre-not-allowed-buy-TWENTY-THREE-cases-Mountain-Dew.htmlBidet sales soar as toilet paper sells out amid coronavirus fears: https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/story/2020-03-16/bidet-sales-spike-as-consumers-panic-buy-toilet-paperLittle Darlings closes temporarily after Gov. Sisolak's mandatory order: https://www.ktnv.com/news/little-darlings-strip-club-to-offer-drive-thru-strip-shows-nude-hand-sanitizer-wrestling‘Cats’ fans are demanding the release of the ‘Butthole Cut’: https://www.nme.com/news/film/cats-fans-digital-cgi-cut-2627899Deerfield Testicle Festival on hold