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News Links for the Week:UFO Fragments Are Likely In Lockheed Martin’s Possession, Says Ex-Sen. Harry Reid: https://deadline.com/2021/04/ufo-fragments-in-possession-lockheed-martin-says-harry-reid-1234748095/Elderly couple escaped an assisted living center by using their Morse Code military training: https://www.wsmv.com/news/elderly-couple-escaped-an-assisted-living-center-by-using-their-morse-code-military-training/article_d75eafde-a9e0-11eb-9d6c-234bd0248438.htmlMan Arrested After Chasing FedEx Driver With Bow And Arrow On Queens Street: https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2021/04/30/bow-and-arrow-arrest-jamaica-queens-nypd/McDonald's robber demands chicken nuggets, has to accept breakfast food because it was still too early: https://news.yahoo.com/mcdonald-apos-robber-demands-chicken-164526924.htmlAfter Public Rage, NYPD Secretly Fires Robot Dog: https://futurism.com/nypd-fires-robot-dogAuckland Transport to report pothole penis painter to police: https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/300290088/auckland-transport-to-r