Earth Oddity

News Links for the Week:Millionaire pooch selling Miami villa once owned by Madonna: https://apnews.com/article/sports-oddities-entertainment-lifestyle-europe-c1629fb79b02fe67392922687c2bf2faDoorDash driver defecates in customer's residential lobby after dropping off order: https://www.foxla.com/news/doordash-driver-uses-residential-building-lobby-as-toilet.ampRiver in Hawaii that smells like beer discovered to be alcoholic: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/river-alcohol-beer-discovery-hawaii-b1959394.htmlRepublicans Ban Elmo From Attending Conservative Conference: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cpac-bans-elmo-twitter_n_6196ce1de4b07fe20108f653China: Man banned from all-you-can-eat BBQ for eating too much: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-59331975Principal says parent 'looks like a stripper' in salacious voicemail left by accident: https://www.wbrz.com/news/principal-says-parent-looks-like-a-stripper-in-salacious-voicemail-left-by-accident/We would to thank Cajun Curl Original Spice