Podcastification - Podcasting Tips, Podcast Tricks, How To Podcast Better

How would you like your podcast to be featured in Apple's "https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/podcasts/id525463029?mt=8 (Podcasts" app)?It could be. Maybe. Possibly. Of course the powers that be at the https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB8QFjAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.apple.com%2F&ei=qCuDVYm7DMuXsAWJ-ILABg&usg=AFQjCNFZWRA6bfHDQuewNoREWAHxT6hoGw&sig2=3ATetibO9t7MKdDGFYp-sA (big fruit-endowed building) in http://www.cupertino.org/ (Cupertino, California) are not about to let common mortals like you and me know exactly how they go about determining which shows are featured in their inbred... I mean, native podcast app. But did you know... DID YOU KNOW that they do in fact tell us how we can increase the chances of our showS being featured there? Really... I found everything I'm about to tell you on one of their LONG, SMALL-PRINT, IMAGELESS web pages. (https://www.apple.com/itunes/podcasts/specs.html (https://www.apple.co