The Heavyweight Chumps

It’s a month before Christmas here at the ‘cast and we’re wondering how long leftovers will last We must do our shopping. We must make a list. If Santa forgets us we’ll be oh so pissed. So we talk about presents like cars and whisky And our sponsor Spunk Lube for those feelin frisky Then it’s cartoon time with Garfield and C. Brown; And advice for those that are feeling down. So if you are happy or down in the dumps Get ready for Christmas with the Heavyweight Chumps