Muscle for Life

You probably know drinking water is good for you. You probably also know dehydration is bad for you, and you’ve probably heard you should drink water frequently throughout the day and err on the side of drinking a little more than you feel necessary rather than less. And you’re probably here because you heard that instead of drinking boring peasant water, you should avail yourself of the miraculous health benefits of alkaline water, including . . . - Less inflammation and oxidative stress in the body - Better hydration - Anti-aging effects - Weight loss - Less joint pain and fewer headaches - Lower risk of cancer, fatigue, leaky gut, osteoporosis, and basically every other ailment - More energy, drive, and vitality - And more In fact, according to some of the self-professed H20 experts shilling alkaline water, you should never drink anything but high-pH water. To do that, all you have to do is fork over a few grand for a contraption that uses a process called ionization (magic, basically) to transmute toxic t