Muscle for Life

FRANDO! It’s-a-me, your Pandemic Pal, Corona Chum, and Quarantine . . . uhhhh . . . Quixote? And here we are, socially stranded, steadily sanitized, and slightly stir crazy thanks to The Rona, which isn’t merely “another flu,” as many not-doctors on (delete your) Instagram would have you believe. But hey, there are some white clouds in the sky, too. For instance . . . 1) Thanks to the cancellation of sports, many men have discovered they live with women and children who seem pretty nice. 2) We’ve discovered how someone eating bat soup in China can cause a worldwide shortage in toilet paper. 3) This may lead to an orgiastic baby boom, and in the 2030s, we’ll witness the rise of THE QUARANTEENS. Ha ha ha, and that’s not all sweet cheeks—open your mouth, so I can ladle some more rich, creamy good news into it. According to a March 19th message from Harvard Health Publishing . . . - Most people with COVID-19 recover. Estimates now suggest that 99% of people infected with the virus that causes COVID-19 will recove