Murder-suicide Matinee

We're back to ruin the holidays with a scholarly dissection of a christmas classic!* Listen along, and you too can piss off everyone at the family dinner table with incisive insight into the post-9/11 military-industrial themes of The Polar Express, and the USA's ongoing anxious spiral into full christmas derangement. Featuring: Being Tom Hankovich, Santa's adrenachrome harvesting operation, elf rally at Yulemberg, graphic hobo explosion, Dewey's wet cardboard box, Cami's Frosty origin story,[white knuckled] it matters where the train is going *Allegedly, arguably. Classic status debatable.  Movie: The Polar Express (2004) Director: Robert Zemeckis Rating: Santa is dogecoin Follow our Patreon for show updates, episode notes, stills and more! intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie