I Am Citizen Abels

Have you ever just wanted to unwrap walnuts, squeeze a banana, undo a fly, grab two melons with your fingers, and say, “Baby, what succulent fruit?” Well, feel free on this episode of “I Am Citizen Abels,” entitled, “Those Cups Runneth Over," recorded December 7, 2016. Because the gorgeous and gregarious and bubbly and conversant (you get the picture) loveliness named Jaded Dawn even gives The Citizen a free pass to engage in verbal intercourse like you’ve never heard except out of the bedroom window of your Puerto Rican neighbors next door. Mamacita, you looking deliciosa! Jaded Dawn, stripper, adult model, and sometimes porn performer par excellence, celebrates nudity in all its forms and shapes – big asses to triple D’s – with The Citizen on this show, and The Citizen is ready for it all the way, right down to the boner. So sit tight, unloosen the belt, call for a booty call, and prepare to watch Jaded slide down your naked pole, as she exposes every lie in the adult industry (it’s a hard, hard business).