Bawdy Storytelling

Are you an overeager trick or treater? Well, pull up a urinal, because this week professor Woody Shticks is here to teach you the Ancient Art of Cruising! If you’ve ever wondered how to master having unbridled sex in public places, Woody’s simple sexy procedures (up/down/flip-the-grip/stir/squeeze/repeat) and pro-tips like the tap back or the downhill doubledick will land you the Juiciest Johnson in no time. Are your knees sticky yet? #SubtletyIsForStraightPeople   About the Storyteller:   Woody Shticks is a comic stripper (comic, and stripper, usually at the same time) based in New Orleans. Follow on Instagram (mild), Twitter (spicy), or TikTok (ridiculous) @woodyshticks, or get into WoodyShticks.com!   Episode links:   Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you us