Bawdy Storytelling

Be careful with that Erection; you’ll put an Eye out, kid! Sexual Folklorist & Christmas Orphan Dixie De La Tour isn’t traveling for the Holidays, so she offers to petsit and housesit for a friend (hint: there’s a hidden agenda). Her hosts hit the road and the intrigue begins: Dix spends Christmas Eve interviewing 3 (4?) men to find the perfect casual sex candidate for this special occasion. Is there anything more exciting than hooking up with a stranger in a house that’s not yours? There is: having anonymous sex - on a perpetual loop - as you savor a Classic Christmas Movie in a brand new way. But there’s been a unexpected witness to her Yuletide gaiety. Will they rat her out and put an end to her decade-long holiday legacy?   Christmas l Holiday | Tradition l Craigslist Casual Encounters l Hookup l 3 Wise Men l Orgasm Gamification l A Christmas Story l Fireplace | Barcalounger l Leather Couch l Anonymous l Strangers l Cottage l Redhead l Objectification l Fantasy I Classic Movie l Housesitter l Petsitte