Synopsis
Join us, Christian and Ellen Weatherford, while we review your favorite species of animals and rate them out of ten in the categories of effectiveness, ingenuity and aesthetics. Transcripts can be found at justthezooofus.com ???? Got a species you want us to review? Submit your animal friend to us at ellen@justthezooofus.com and when we review your animal we'll give you a shoutout ???? Cover art by Taylor Gordon Art!
Episodes
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![11: Meerkat Warthog]()
11: Meerkat & Warthog
17/07/2019 Duration: 46minJoin the Weatherfords for an animal review! In this week's episode, Ellen & Christian review the problem-free philosophies of the famous meerkat and warthog.
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![10: Atlantic Puffin Aardwolf]()
10: Atlantic Puffin & Aardwolf
10/07/2019 Duration: 46minJoin the Weatherfords for an animal review! In this week's episode, Christian gushes over the Atlantic puffin & Ellen sheds a little light on the mysterious aardwolf.
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![9: Axolotl Goblin Shark]()
9: Axolotl & Goblin Shark
26/06/2019 Duration: 42minJoin the Weatherfords for an animal review! In this week's episode, Ellen illuminates the axolotl's superpowers and Christian trashes the nightmarish horror of the deep, the goblin shark.
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![8: Florida Panther Red Lionfish]()
8: Florida Panther & Red Lionfish
19/06/2019 Duration: 40minJoin the Weatherfords for an animal review! In this week's episode, Christian teaches us about the Florida panther and Ellen publicly calls out the lionfish for its egregious crimes.
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![7: Asian Elephant Immortal Jellyfish]()
7: Asian Elephant & Immortal Jellyfish
11/06/2019 Duration: 54minJoin the Weatherfords for an animal review! In this episode, Ellen fawns over the Asian elephant and Christian introduces us to a true hero, Mr. Immortal Jellyfish Man.
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![6: Canada Lynx Shoebill]()
6: Canada Lynx & Shoebill
31/05/2019 Duration: 50minJoin the Weatherfords for an animal review! In this episode, Christian respects the lynx's magnificent beard & Ellen has a few hot takes for the world's spiciest bird.
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![5: Blue Dragon Sea Slug Water Moccasin]()
5: Blue Dragon Sea Slug & Water Moccasin
24/05/2019 Duration: 44minJoin the Weatherfords for an animal review! In this episode, Ellen warns us not to touch the blue dragon sea slug & Christian defends our plump pals, the water moccasins.
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![4: Osprey Arabian Camel]()
4: Osprey & Arabian Camel
17/05/2019 Duration: 37minJoin the Weatherfords for an animal review! In this episode, Christian teaches us all the osprey swoop & Ellen projectile vomits her very strong feelings about the Arabian camel.
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![3: Praying Mantis Giant Panda]()
3: Praying Mantis & Giant Panda
14/05/2019 Duration: 45minJoin the Weatherfords for an animal review! In this episode, Ellen kinkshames praying mantises and Christian exposes the truly limitless laziness of the giant panda. LISTENER DISCRETION: We talk about reproduction in this episode.
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![2: Electric Eel Okapi]()
2: Electric Eel & Okapi
14/05/2019 Duration: 35minJoin the Weatherfords for an animal review! In this episode, Christian lays down some eelectrifying knowledge and Ellen talks about the mysterious, secretive okapi.
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![1: American Alligator Florida Manatee]()
1: American Alligator & Florida Manatee
14/05/2019 Duration: 49minJoin the Weatherfords for an animal review! In this episode, Ellen recalls her gator coven and Christian rejects the cetology of sea pigs.
