Synopsis
A podcast hosted by Savanna Barajas - an aspiring instagram model who narcissticly documents her life online and gets off to the sound of her own voice. Producing shameless rants and speaking out against the snowflake taliban. If you appreciate honesty and vulgarity, welcome.
Episodes
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CROSSFIT
05/12/2019 Duration: 43minIt's not just a workout program, it's a religious cult. A cult that claims to be the pinnacle of fitness. And one that preys on the weak who won't shut up about their workouts in their garage gyms. I discuss leaving the church of CrossFit and the people I surrounded myself with during those challenging times. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.
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GOD ISNT REAL
29/11/2019 Duration: 33minThe amount of people who believe in religion is terrifying. If you believe in God, do your best and don't listen to this episode. You owe him that. Why come into reality when you can be mentally insane? Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.
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DISNEY PLUS
21/11/2019 Duration: 44minStop living in the past - you don't need to pay your therapist to tell you that. A lot of you are struggling living in reality and we discuss the proper vices you can use as an adult. As well as why you should never post on social media the first year being with somebody. And answering your questions you submitted to me. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.
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SKIP THE HOLIDAY DINNERS.
14/11/2019 Duration: 43minA lot of you hate your families, but are too weak to admit it. I dive into the reasons why family isn't everything and how to respect yourself more. As well as how I want to be couple cancelled. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.
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SEX DEPRIVED
08/11/2019 Duration: 42minBeing in a monogamous relationship has it's challenges. And while most people are posting captions on instagram to prove their undying love for each other admist a soon-to-be break-up, I discuss how my partner emotionally breaks down when I deny him sex. Also, you should get rid of your dog. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.
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CORPORATE SALES
31/10/2019 Duration: 51minIf you hate your job and work 40 hours a week unfulfilled, you will love this week's episode. I discuss the caliber of people I surrounded myself with during a time in my life I was scamming people for money. I also talk about how my thirsties are wanting to fight over me and how I sold my dignity to create a fitness account. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.
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DEALING WITH CREEPY MEN
24/10/2019 Duration: 35minWe live in a world where women are demanding respect from men and failing to deliver actionable steps to do that. I breakdown my past on how I lacked confrontation and why you should allow men to follow you on social media. As well as a nice DM from a "fan". Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.
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CANCEL CULTURE
16/10/2019 Duration: 42minI talk about my my deepest fears in life which includes my instagram being taken down and cancel culture. As well as assault in relationships and how to combat reverse psychology. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.
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MENTAL HEALTH
08/10/2019 Duration: 33minThis week we are discussing yet again mental health. People are sad and wanting to give up. And that's fine. But let's be clear this isn't our issue, it's yours. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.
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PEOPLE AFTER BREAKUPS
01/10/2019 Duration: 33minI am sick of hearing how people are emotionally hurting after dating trash. I also discuss how I am only successful because I am white and why climate change is an issue I can't fix. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.
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PRIVATE SNAPCHAT GIRLS
24/09/2019 Duration: 31minDoing the least amount of work possible while making the most amount of money possible. That is my motto in life and I delve into the pros/cons of creating a "fans only" account. As well as why a majority of people should adopt.
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MARRIAGE SCARES ME
19/09/2019 Duration: 27minAnother episode where I unleash my hatred toward marriage, my childhood, and my small hometown. Please follow me on instagram, I want to quit my job. @savannabarajas
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BUYING FOLLOWERS & QUITTING THERAPY
06/09/2019 Duration: 29minI answer a few of your guy's questions this week that don't suck. Along with talking about my biggest idols in life and my estranged relationship with my father. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.
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BREAST IMPLANT ILLNESS
29/08/2019 Duration: 30minThis week I touch on the mentally unwell and how women are paying money to look less beautiful. As well as people who are sheep on social media. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.
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TWITTER POLITICS
09/08/2019 Duration: 25minThis week’s episode I discuss my annoyance when it comes to twitter politics, how terrifying it is to have “fans” on social media, why being an influencer isn’t relatable, & why my family hates my content.
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PLANNED PARENTHOOD
19/07/2019 Duration: 25minAfter experiencing government funding, I discuss how my sheltered childhood continues to teach me how little I know of the world. As well as how being lazy in the bed is always the answer and to always do the least amount of work as possible. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.
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DADDY ISSUES & INSTAGRAM PHOTOGRAPHERS
27/06/2019 Duration: 31minWith Father's day being a triggering day for all the women who were abandoned as children, I decided to create an guideline of how to handle yourself on social media. And a segment on instagram photographers who should give up now. Follow me on instagram @savannabarajas.
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SLEEPING WITH TOO MANY PEOPLE?
16/06/2019 Duration: 35minI give my honest feedback on how I feel about the trends of "accepting" everyone's sexuality. As well as how I would not make a great prostitute and how I am mourning that loss. Plus a few random tangents about fleshlights and people who show up to chipotle.
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FLIRT TO SMASH
05/06/2019 Duration: 34minDedicating this episode to my overwhelming amount of thirsties who follow me on instagram. And teaching the basics of what I call flirt to smash. A step by step guide of what NOT to say and how to properly set up a date. insta : @savannabarajas
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OBESITY IS NOT OK.
29/05/2019 Duration: 30minAfter getting blocked from a faithful member of the thin privilege community on twitter, I decided to share my thoughts on why I think being overweight should not be accepted. As well as how I let myself go in my relationship and how my partner manipulated me into getting fit. Plus, an embarrassing moment in my sex life. Follow me @savannabarajas for updates on Instagram.