Timewasters From Tejas

The boys are finally back in town to discuss sad Brad Pitt in space, the disgusting and cathartic TLC television empire 90 Day Fiance, as well as character comics on the quickly evolving twittersphere. The best takes on the internet are back.

After being sufficiently twisted by Joker, the boys are back for an upbeat excursion in to animal farms, fishing, and the myth of OG Texas legend Davy Crockett. Enjoy!

The boys are back to talk about the most dangerous, incendiary, horrifying, violence-causing political event of the year. The Hangover's Todd Phillips Presents: Joker! We've all seen it and all, surprisingly, made it out alive to discuss. Enjoy more of the best opinions on the internet!

The boys are back on the horse, in the saddle, at the saloon, whatever cowboy metaphor to discuss the cinematic life of Malcolm X, Canadian qualities, and the murky case of Chappelle. Enjoy more of the best opinions on the internet!

The boys are back in the saddle for a movie twofer of Tarantino's shockingly good Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood and the Wachowski's bonafide masterpiece The Matrix as well as Netflix's sad animated nostalgia trip Twelve Forever. Everyone's surprisingly happy this episode too!

THE BOYS R BACK IN TOWN. All 3 Texas co-hosts finally reunite to discuss the addictive nature of runaway hit game Stardew Valley (chicken included), the comically evil Bohemian Grove, and Slipknot's new, necessary, and masterful album. ***Stardew Valley chicken is now the official Tejas mascot.

With Kris's questionable return looming over the Texas boys heads, they are joined by author Aatif Rashid to discuss his new novel "Portrait of Sebastian Khan" as well diving into the perverse pleasures of the Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy rabbit hole and what to do when Twitter starts to melt your brain. Politics! Twitter! Internet! Books! What more could you want from a millennial podcast?

Another twofer from the boys sans Kris sees them cry on each other's shoulders as they discuss Lena Dunham's groundbreaking and profoundly misunderstood GIRLS as well as the pleasures of the harem anime canon with NYAN KOI. rip Kris btw

The search for Kris continues in vain as the spurned Tejas boys push through tears to discuss the bizarre, expensive Treasure Planet and Muppet Treasure Island as well as the now-strange historical footnote that is the Lindbergh Baby case... In honor of Hobbs and Show, we go Fast and Furious with the title here. Have you actually seen Hobbs and Shaw? It's great.

With Kris officially missing, the boys forge ahead with special guest Luke (@LukeSkyWacka) to discuss the wholesome laughs of Gabriel Fluffy Iglesias's new Netflix show, the exhausting hustle of being a freelance editor in a gig economy cesspool, and finally how bad that horrible movie Booksmart is. And if you have seen Kris please DM us!

The boys are not only back in town but joined by music savant and #1 fan of the pod Grant (@thelinernotes)to discuss Vampire Weekend's favorite sample Haruomi Hosono and his prolific output, Adult Swim's newest dose of sweet beauty Joe Pera Talks With You, and Beach House's stunning dream pop album Devotion. Oh, and we got the best take on Marianne Williamson on the internet.

The boys time warp to the 70s to relive the new Bob Dylan doc on Netflix, the heyday of the Grateful Dead and their religious fanbase, as well as travel to the world of The Witcher 3 and the many moral conflicts that ensue. Enjoy some more of the best opinions on the internet!

All three boys are finally back in action once again to discuss their usual brilliant bullshit - socialist scifi, classic #sadboy Disney property Joy Division, and the surprisingly relatable Netflix death metal/cute anime Aggretsko. Smash that subscribe button for more of the best takes on the internet!

IN A WORLD where Aaron's computer dies before his eyes, Will and Kris must forge ahead to discuss the unending pleasures of the NBA Finals and the beauty of basketball while also reminiscing about the explosive apocalypse of the 90s that was Woodstock '99.

With Kris off in the throes of summer vacation, Aaron and Will are left all by themselves to talk in depth about the gentle and idiosyncratic anime feature "A Silent Voice" as well as Tyler, the Creator's strangely beautiful new album IGOR. This is all a lie - we actually do a shot-for-shot analysis of the unjustly maligned 2008 John Cusack-starring family classic iGOR. Get on our level.

Summer is finally here and spirits are high! The boys officially tackle Game of Thrones and its ridiculously angry fans as well as Netflix's actually funny "I Think You Should Leave", and Vampire Weekend's groovy dad rock record "Father of the Bride".

More secrets are revealed as Kris officially comes out as a Harry Potter novice and reads for the first time! The boys discuss the books vs. the movies, the massive politics behind mobile phone game Rebel, Inc., and a novel that mixes Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas with the movie JFK. Oh, and true feelings regarding Putin are spilled. And what's so great about #gameofthrones anyway?

The Tejas boys officially have their first guest - Keith aka @keithWOaCrew joins to talk some of classic bits: Old Town Road, Yeehaw Invasion, Star Wars, as well as some emotional Kingdom Hearts venting and weird Henry Darger stuff. And, as always, #uncanceltheprequels

The time has finally come - having the best takes on the internet requires the boys to delve in to the frankly bizarre and unique George Lucas directed Star Wars prequels and defend them against the bland, fan-approved new movies by Emperor Disney.

It's gone too far this time - the boys discuss the rise of Tik Tok and memes/gifs in apps, as well as Old Town Road's ridiculous star power in creating this new...well we're not totally sure what Tik Tok is yet. Does anyone? Also includes instant classic takes on Inherent Vice with Joaquin Phoenix, and a new animu that may or may not be better than Lord of The Rings, Game of Thrones, Wheel of Time, and Name in The Wind combined!