Synopsis
Welcome to Pod Dirty to Me, a podcast where we don't just talk about the tip, we go balls deep! Jen, Jason, and Mike gather weekly to bring their unique insights into anything of a sexual nature. But mostly we just want to make each other, and hopefully you, laugh.
Episodes
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My Vagina Hurts!
16/08/2021 Duration: 38minOn this episode, Sarah the Grey, SeanyBear and Jason discuss the NSFW sex side of TikTok, Reddit, the Ohlympics, and online shit in general. Plus, SeanyBear digs himself a hole talking about post pregnancy weight, and we discuss if he's a bad husband, when it's cool to fart in front of someone you fuck, and how SeanyBear took it up the butt from a home security salesman for like two hours. Metaphorically, not physically as he likes to point out. Cum, join us...
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The Long Nipples Scare Me
09/08/2021 Duration: 31minOn this 100th episode, Jason finds out what really happened last Friday night when Sarah the Grey and SeanyBear were supposed to have sex after Sarah's night of drinking! She said he'd be passed the fuck out, and he said she'd pass out before he could stick it in her butt... Plus, Jason is finding out how hard it is to have sex being a new parent, how hot Dutch ladies are, and what SeanyBear thinks about to avoid cumming to quick... Cum, join us!
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I Guess I've Got a Boob Fetish
02/08/2021 Duration: 21minOn this episode, Jason, SeanyBear, and the Legendary El Guapo discuss yet another taboo subject. Would a person with a disability be someone you'd still be interested in, or are we shallow fucks. Plus, SeanyBear explains the science behind his breakthrough boob to belly fuckability ratio. Cum, join us! We love everyone...
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One in the Ass, One in the Vagina
26/07/2021 Duration: 33minOn this episode, Sarah the Grey, SeanyBear, and Jason discuss whether or not they'd talk to their spouse before cheating. Crazy, right? But, one of our host's wives suggested just that thing. Plus, fun dating tales, sex on weed, if cocaine is fun, and how Jason was called racist by a member of the Colts. Cum, join us....
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Would You Fuck the Help?
19/07/2021 Duration: 25minOn this episode, Jason, Seanybear, and the Legendary El Guapo discuss how hot a lady would have to be for you to risk your job to have sex with her. Would you be more worried about losing your job or your relationship if you got caught? Plus, if we go to Vegas, will we be fucking a hooker? Cum, join us...
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Stop Trying to Suck My Dick!
12/07/2021 Duration: 24minOn this episode, El Guapo returns from the hospitals of Mexico to tell us what it's like to have a kidney stone yanked out of El Penis Grande! This of course leads to anal sex talk, which leads to lesbian porn, which leads to whether or not we'd swap wives with any of our friends. To be clear, we mean swap too fuck. El Guapo was not so clear on that. Cum, join us...
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She Gets Really Gooey Down There
05/07/2021 Duration: 31minWe're back! On this episode, Sarah the Grey, Seanybear, and Jason answer a listener question about sex while your lady is pregnant. Seanybears got a tale about almost getting a sugar momma through Venmo, how Sarah the Grey's blowjobs are so great that Seanybear paid for one, and if we'd have a threesome with a friend! Cum, join us....
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I'm Better Than a Hooker!
22/03/2021 Duration: 31minOn this episode, Sarah the Grey tells Seanybear and Jason how much sex goes down in hospitals, Sarah's love of Lena the Plug, Riley Reid and lesbian porn. Also, Seanybear and Sarah discuss kinks they'd like to try, and Sarah tells us about a married guy she fucked, who came to their wedding! Cum, join us...
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Men Like Food and Blowjobs
15/03/2021 Duration: 25minOn this episode, El Guapo and Jason discuss if receiving food at work regularly from a lady who is not your wife is a form of cheating, and if we would also be jealous if a man brought our lady food without our knowledge. Also, we talk about what kind of porn Guapo's wife watches that is too much for even him! Cum, join us...
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The Fuck Buddy Scenario
08/03/2021 Duration: 21minIn this episode, the Legendary El Guapo and Jason discuss a topic sent to us from a listener. The Fuck Buddy Scenario, as we call it. Should you keep doing it if you're getting the feels for the other person? We gots all kinda answers and stories about this one. Are any of them helpful? Probably not, but we try anyway... Cum, join us...
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She Sucks a Mean Dick
01/03/2021 Duration: 32minOn this episode, Sarah the Grey, aka Seanybears better half, sits in with us again to discuss all kinds of stuff. What magazine she learned how to give a blow job from, sex toys, rough sex, rough sex, all things anal sex!, and more! Cum, join us!
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Urinal Dick Pics?
22/02/2021 Duration: 19minOn this episode, the Legendary El Guapo tells us the tale of a dick pic. Taken at a urinal. This strange story of course leads into many other strange stories of blow jobs, sex patios, and other inappropriate things... Cum, join us?
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Sex Cums With a Blowjob
15/02/2021 Duration: 29minOn this episode, we have a super special guest! SeanyBear's wife, the immortal Sarah the Grey joins us! They tell us all about their amazing sex-filled courtship, touching each other's booty's, sex stamina, and all the stuff Sarah has seen up people's butts while she's at work. Plus, we finally get the answer to the question, how big is SeanyBear's dick...
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Insanity On Your Dick!
25/01/2021 Duration: 25minOn this episode, SeanyBear tells Jason the tale of his post Iraq trip to Las Vegas where he and his buddy got themselves a big tittied hooker! No boners are left unturned as SeanyBear gives the blow-by-blow of how shit went down! We also talk about how young a lady we'd fuck, especially with SeanyBear being a father. Plus the prank Jason played on his buddy using the adult classifieds in the Austin Chronicle back when the classifieds were naughty! Cum, join us...
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Speed Sex
18/01/2021 Duration: 26minIn this episode, SeanyBear and Jason have a mini speed round and talk about everything from BDSM to watching your buddy fuck. Plus, we talk about how much sex seanybears wife vs Jason's wife wants, in real time. All that, a very Texas word of the day and more! CUM, join us...
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Coochie Cousins
11/01/2021 Duration: 37minOn this episode, Tamara's daughter Tori sits in with us once again! We discuss all kinds of sex stuff. Topics include, but are not limited to, clitoral stimulation, best sex positions to hit the G-spot, more sex shit, and for some reason, if our fathers walked around naked in front of us when we were kids... Fun, crazy and weird shit await you ears... Cum, join us!
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I Have a Large Crotch Bone
04/01/2021 Duration: 40minWe have a super special guest on this episode! Keeli, Tamara, Sean and Jason are joined by Tamara's daughter, Tori! Tamara and Tori tell us about their special dating rule so they don't end up having sex with the same person. Tori also tells the tale of her first threesome, where the man was gentle, and the lady was rough! Plus we revisit Sean's love of motor boating, his stepmom and daughter fantasies and how f'ing cold it is in Wisconsin. Cum, join us...
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It Ruined My Porn Watching Experience
28/12/2020 Duration: 14minIt has happened again. The Legendary El Guapo has "stumbled across" a porn video that has traumatized his eyes. He of course wants to tell us all the sexy details we don't want to hear, and reminds Jason of a sex video that he wishes he could forget. Plus, other weird stuff, and we finish off with a dirty word of the day. Cum, join us...
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Does She Want The Chicks Or The Dicks?
21/12/2020 Duration: 13minOn this episode, El Guapo tells Jason the tale of when his cousin found out his girl was having sex with chicks whilst they were broken up. While he took this hard(that's what she said), Jason and Guapo discuss whether they'd be threatened by this or turned on. Pretty sure we all know where this one's going, but hey, isn't the ride the most fun part of the journey? Cum, join us...
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Sex Outbreak!
14/12/2020 Duration: 16minOn this quickie episode, El Guapo tells the tales of going to Mexico so his cousin could go to brothels, and have sex with hookers. He and Jason also talk about Limp Dick during sex, our love of Skinamax, why mainstream movies don't show more graphic sex scenes, and the Red Room Guapo to put in his new house. Cum, join us...