Unsolicited And Unqualified

Nigel and Joey are getting cabin fever, ya'll. The boys break down the munchings and crunchings of their quarantine desires.

We're really not getting any better at this. Joey and Nigel say goodbye to the meanest cop in the Pacific Northwest, breakdown the best that streaming has to offer, and question the integrity of the Great White North.

Nigel and Joey practice safe social distancing in this one, bro. The boys say good-bye to a Bond Girl, a musical legend, and high quality podcasting. Thanks for sticking through this!

Do you hear that? That is the sound of inevitability. Joey and Nigel struggle to overcome the ennui brought on by social distancing and COVID-19. There are some laughs and a lot of sighs of exasperation.

Don Carlos is BACK! Nigel and Joey get into the nitty gritty of the new normal, life with COVID-19. The boys bid a fond farewell to a couple 70s stars, and get to the bottom of chemtrails.

Alice returns to bust the myths surrounding the hot new plague that's out to kill us all. Joey recovers from his own bout of illness, and the two determine whether avocados really can save us all. Spoiler alert: they can.

Alice and Joey get together to mourn the absence of Don Carlos. Meanwhile, it's the end of the world as we know it, and we feel pretty anxious... that REM is full of it.

NOT SO LONG AGO... IN THE MYSTERIOUS LAND OF TORONTO, CANADA... Well, it's gotta be hockey-related, right? The boys investigate the remnants of a Martian nuclear holocaust and learn about Canadian honor duels.

We did it! We're not sure what it is, but we did it! After a year, Nigel and Joey seem to have everything under control. Well, not really. Joey attempts to understand the nature of being, Nigel informs us of the assassination of a president, and the boys look for love in all the wrong places. Thanks for sticking it through with us, folks.

Joey regales Nigel with the horrors of homeowners associations, the boys reminisce on avians of the hockey variety, and Nigel recounts the scientific might of the Ancient Ali- uh, Indians,

The boys ruminate on birthdays and death days, discover the horrors of the postage delivery system, and learn about a new country! Oh, and there might be news about avocados...

The boys overcome some audio issues while they pay their respects to a living legend, confront their fudgeling problem, and question the integrity of blind piano players.

The boys bid a fond farewell to a Python, investigate trademark and copyright law as it relates to Starfleet Command, and marvel at the testosterone-fueled terrapins repopulating the earth!

Cozeners and mountebanks beware! There's a fiendish Florida man on the loose, and his behavior is a punishment fit for professional athletes who cheat in the playoffs. Enjoy this one, Loyal Dozen!

The boys are back, and better than ever! With their rig sufficiently upgraded, Joey and Nigel are ready to break down questionable MCU directorial decisions, kissing cousins, and public park etiquette!

Joey and Nigel ring in the new decade with their Top 10 of the 2010s! And yes, we know the quality is bad. We're throwing away these microphones.

It's a U&U Christmas extravaganza! Joey and Nigel reminisce on Christmases past, the commercial nature of the season, and silver screen stories to warm your heart.

It was as if a dozen or so voices cried out in annoyance, and were suddenly silenced... The boys are back! Joey and Nigel dust off the mics and headsets and break down the newest and final chapter in the Skywalker Family Saga! MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!

We're back! Joey and Nigel break down one heck of a news week, reminisce on Supermen past, and have a bear of a time tracking down drug shipments. Oh, and we talk about avocados again.

We've got so many special editions, we're practically George Lucas! Nigel and Joey give Utah fare another chance and hit up Siegfried's Delicatessen in downtown SLC. Get ready for Oktoberfest with some giggles, scrumptins, and the sounds of loud chewing! Prost!