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It’s the Overnight Underground: Buttigeig pulls out, Trump and the Pandemic, Crazy Uncle Joe ain’t dead yet, retail gender policing in California and Korea’s Kim demands more attention. I’m John Ford, and this is your Overnight Underground News.

The Overnight Underground News Weekend News Roundup. Taking a look at the stories we covered this week on The Overnight Underground News. With your host, award winning, all around OK kinda' guy and former singing telegram talent, John Ford

Here’s the headlines. Unless you invest in COVID-19, you’re probably screwed. Time to stock up on emergency ramen . The Turks and Russians saber rattling. Woman tries to resurrect  possum . Police are testing meth, for coronavirus.  I’m John Ford and this is your Overnight Underground News.

It’s the Overnight Underground, here’s the headlines. Coronavirus panic overtakes the planet. President Trump Pandemic. North Korea busy working on a cure. Drive an expensive car? You're probably an a**hole.  I’m John Ford and this is your Overnight Underground News.

It’s the Overnight Underground, here’s the headlines: The CDC and Wall Street says

The market takes a coronavirus dump. The World Health Organization uses the P word. Harvey Weinstein Guilty.  Buffett backs Bloomberg.  Raw, frozen potato in your patootie, more likely than you think. I’m John Ford and this is your Overnight Underground News.

It’s the Overnight Underground News and here’s today’s headlines. Bernie hits a jackpot in Nevada. Clint Eastwood punks Trump. Coronavirus cancels Venice carnival. Yes Mad Mike, gravity does exist. Disney debuts its first gay character. I’m John Ford, and this is your Overnight Underground News. 

Roger Stone sentenced, Trump doesn’t get Parasite, Bloomberg asks was it good for you, Ilhan and AOC both make headlines, Iran votes.. or not. I’m John Ford, and this is the Overnight Underground News

The Democratic Debates, like a swift kick to the taint. Bloomberg says America’s youth are dolts. Wikileaks’ Assange trolls Trump. Zuckerberg blow drys his armpits. It’s Vacation time on a floating petri dish. Fracking and STI’s more likely than you think. China mobilizes the locust duck army. I’m John Ford and this the Overnight Underground.

The Iowa caucuses, the grift that keeps on giving. Bloomberg  sticks foot in mouth again. Cher endorses Joe. Barr tells Trump to bar the tweets.  The Georgia weather service gives up. Squeegee men return. And Britain backs the beaver. 

Coronavirus quarantine flops big in Japan. Apple gets the Virus. Bloomberg contracts foot in mouth disease. The twerking stripper is back. Kidnapped and forced to watch Roots. BoyScouts bankrupt. Bieber is dead.

Hillary and Bloomberg kissin' in a tree. Trump makes Daytona Fat and Furious. Coronavirus cures that don't work. New Alabama bill forces male sterilization. University of Virginia finds a dictionary. A swearing dog collar for your pooch. 

Barr says Trump should stop tweeting. Mini Mike pays for Memes and calls Trump a carnival clown. Biden get bitchy. US military prepares for a pandemic while coronavirus mutates. A giant asteroid is approaching the earth and Amsterdam may ban pot and hooker tourism. 

Coronavirus death rates soar, interest rates fall. The Senate clips Trump's war-wings. Celebrity political endorsements are worthless. Utah labels porn. Deadly dumpster diving and the healthiest city in the US.

Bernie Takes New Hampster, Buttigieg gets Gerbil. Coronavirus gets a new Name, Kills more People. Utah thinks about Decriminalizing Polygamy. Can you Smollett? Stripper gets Rough Pole. 

North Korea gets Coronavirus, Free Porn for Cruise Ship Virus Detainees, Bloomberg called Alleged Racist, Greta Thunberg Gets TV Show, Hookers for Jesus gets Government Grant and Weinstein set to close. 

New Hampshire Gloves Come Off, Coronavirus Panic Update, Oscars and Hollywood Alienate Milk Drinkers and Now get your Degree in Pot!

Coronavirus Report Your Temperature Citizen. Trump Proves He is a Class Act. Keith Richards Quits... Smoking. Valentine's Suggestions Including Pickle Bouquets and Love Sausage. Twitter Users Need New Name and Iranian Space Force Uniforms. 

Trump Gets Off, Coronavirus Update, Royal Navy gets Hash, Kirk Douglas Sheds Mortal Coil. 

The State of the Dis-Union and Rush, Pelosi Rips Trump a New One, The Road to the SuperBowl is the Road to Hell, Hot Dogs and Bacon Death Again, I Nazi that Coming from a Mile Away, Plague Ships are Back!